The night before this past Thanksgiving me and 2 buddies grab some acid. We were pretty excited since acid is rare around here. After a couple hours we come to the conclusion that its weak acid. We had the body high, and minor trails going but it was a disapointment. We start talking about drugs, mainly heroin. I knew a good spot to get some in the ghetto, so we start to head out. We get to the spot and i get out of the car and walk to the street. When i get there, the acid begins to take hold. The street is empty, no dealers are out at 3:30 am in the snow the night before thanksgiving it seems. A "thug'ish" type of character come up to me as i walk back to the car. I ask him where to score the stamps. He's like "follow me". Keep in mind im a white kid, tripping on acid in the ghetto. I see cops everywhere and start to freak. The guy tells me to chill and pay no attention to them, and we get to his street where he asks his boys if they got shit for sale. They dont. My new friend then tells me to go up a few blocks, where he knows shit is around. I give the guy 5 bucks for his information. I get back to the car and tell my friend where to go. We get to the area and see a crackhead walking around. I get out and ask him where to score, and he leads me a block away to a really shady street with dealers on all the corners. A dealer comes up and starts asking me questions cause he never seen me before. "what color are the bags" "do you shoot" "do i have a pipe" I become scared for my life at this point as i become surrounded by thugs. I tell him im just looking for dope, and the dealer tells me he only got rocks, and thats what im buying. A cop car is seen by a lookout so we dip into a ally. He asks again if i have a crackpipe, i say no. The crackhead who lead me there of course had one and pulled it out. The dealer puts a rock in and puts it to my mouth and lights it. I've smoked coke before but never crack, so i kinda figured it would be the same effect. It wasnt. A rush comes over me and the visuals become intense. I give the dealer 50 bucks and he gives me back 9 rocks. I tell the crackhead to escort me back to my car, and he does so. I give him one rock for his work and refuse to give him more after he begins to beg. I get in the car, high as fuck and still trying to process what just happened. One of my friends isnt there, i ask where he is and the driver says he went looking for me. So now i freak cause im tweaked, tripping, in the ghetto and missing a person. After a few minutes we see my friend, and get out of the area. I told them i bought crack, and they seemed ok with it, its better to come back with something rather than getting robbed. We ignore the idea of going to a gas station to get a pipe, which we later regret. We got back to the house, and smoked using aluminum foil and a straw, a huge waste. Stay up for a hour and crash. The next day we agreed crack is the dumbest drug in the world. I remember saying on the way down to pick up stamps that the acid wasnt working well, my friend replied "If it wasnt working do you really think we would be doing this right now sober"
Your Crazy Life.....Tell us a story of a crazy experience youve had cuz of drugs
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zekethemusicman
Bluelighter
Not to terribly exciting compared to other anecdotes in here but...
The other night two of my best friends were chilling at the girls apartment. We were hanging out in the living room after work (we work together) smoking down, drinking wine and she decides to turn this one cd up really loud at about 1 in the moring. Well my friend and I had things other than pot if you know what I mean. So, a few minutes later we here a loud knock at the door. Turned out it was the cops, one male and one female officer. We scrambled to hide shit and they started knocking harder. When she answered, the female cop was angry that it took so long. The smell of smoked cannabis was abundant throughout the apartment, and the hallway, and this lady cop was trying talking about coming in and about how we should know better than to have music that loud. Luckily the male cop was pretty cool and was like "Look, we have absolute probable cause to come in and ruin your night, but we're gonna leave and we really don't wanna have to come back." We were all scared shitless. Going to jail that night would not have been good. Would have been within a week of wrecking my car because of the stupid fucking snow. I absolutely hate altercations with the police and avoid them at all costs. Ive had too many already and i'm getting too old for this shit.
The other night two of my best friends were chilling at the girls apartment. We were hanging out in the living room after work (we work together) smoking down, drinking wine and she decides to turn this one cd up really loud at about 1 in the moring. Well my friend and I had things other than pot if you know what I mean. So, a few minutes later we here a loud knock at the door. Turned out it was the cops, one male and one female officer. We scrambled to hide shit and they started knocking harder. When she answered, the female cop was angry that it took so long. The smell of smoked cannabis was abundant throughout the apartment, and the hallway, and this lady cop was trying talking about coming in and about how we should know better than to have music that loud. Luckily the male cop was pretty cool and was like "Look, we have absolute probable cause to come in and ruin your night, but we're gonna leave and we really don't wanna have to come back." We were all scared shitless. Going to jail that night would not have been good. Would have been within a week of wrecking my car because of the stupid fucking snow. I absolutely hate altercations with the police and avoid them at all costs. Ive had too many already and i'm getting too old for this shit.
Same exact story happened to me, except I hadnt got to get high yet, at least my BF got to do his dope before shit went down. And the fact that because he had put his dope down on top of my purse and it kind of fell into my bag, I got charged with possesion of a brick of heroin too
its ok we went back and copped as soon as we got ROR'ed and got higher than the himalayas
FloridaHighs
Bluelighter
Have You Ever....
Okk so im starting up a game of have you ever... done something stupid while on a drug, ill start with ummmm,,
today, i walked out of mcdonalds (i shot up in the bathroom lol) with the tray, got halfway to my car, remembered that i couldnt keep the tray, turned around, and walked into the door at mc'd spiling my vanilla shake and fries all over the floor, and had to explain how this happened so i could get another order free
Okk so im starting up a game of have you ever... done something stupid while on a drug, ill start with ummmm,,
today, i walked out of mcdonalds (i shot up in the bathroom lol) with the tray, got halfway to my car, remembered that i couldnt keep the tray, turned around, and walked into the door at mc'd spiling my vanilla shake and fries all over the floor, and had to explain how this happened so i could get another order free
ChemicalSmiles
Ex-Bluelighter
lmfao ^ ^ I can picture this....
One time my friend was fucking baked as shit and walked into a really clean glass sliding door at Dairy Queen. Just like a bird flys into a window... The staff about died laughing.... I made his ass go in there to get us both blizzards because I felt too high to order without laughing in there faces...
One time my friend was fucking baked as shit and walked into a really clean glass sliding door at Dairy Queen. Just like a bird flys into a window... The staff about died laughing.... I made his ass go in there to get us both blizzards because I felt too high to order without laughing in there faces...
SimplyOwnage
Bluelighter
Betting three friends that I wouldn't eat a piece of chicken from panda express that a girl had spill as soon as she dropped it. In front of her family.
!_MDMA_!
Bluelighter
i was at countryside inn with a friend hella baked and as the 40yr old waitress comes to take our orders mkdway through i just start cracking up like crazy and seeing me my friend does too. i couldnt stop laughing im sure the lady knew watsup
hella dumb
hella dumb
phatass
Bluelighter
i was in a burger king (i think) in Amsterdamn, and i had my bag on my frontside, and the bottle of water inside it had opened, and i had a huge wet patch around my crotch and there was a huge wet patch where i was standing... i was baked out of my mind, and weed makes me a bit paranoid anyway, but i could swear people were looking and laughing at me, so i ran out...
MaLfUnCtIoN5
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well lets see, theres the time i got narc'd out and pinched with a half ounce of coke, some weed, 4 pieces of paraphernalia, a scale, baggies, you name it, it was in the car. and there i was on more clonopins than i could count, getting dragged out of the car and cuffed. that was a trip. i slept for 17 hours in the holding cell. than i spent a month in dupage county
then there was the day i went down for my second felony. me and the girl pulled over in a parking lot to get high before continuing home. i had her hit me up with 3 bgs, and i had just loaded up a 4th when a cop comes up to the window. the needle was in my arm, i was fucked from the go, so i just said fuck it and shot up the 4th bag. man was that cop pissed. that got me some time in cook county and probably more jail time in dupage coming up for violating my probation.
then there was the day i went down for my second felony. me and the girl pulled over in a parking lot to get high before continuing home. i had her hit me up with 3 bgs, and i had just loaded up a 4th when a cop comes up to the window. the needle was in my arm, i was fucked from the go, so i just said fuck it and shot up the 4th bag. man was that cop pissed. that got me some time in cook county and probably more jail time in dupage coming up for violating my probation.
Pillthrill
Bluelighter
haha ^ I would have done it.
corkraver
Bluelighter
This happened like two months ago but I was sitting at home and i get a call from my buddy and he told me he needed a ride to Paterson, a nearby city, for some H. I, being white (not to incite racism or promote it, but this is a legitimate fear), was nervous about going into Paterson with just him. He finally convinced me to drive him. So like after 10 minutes we pull into Paterson and drive around and he is looking for his guy to cop a few bags.
I stop for a red light and 4 black men walk up to the car. I could have gone in reverse but I didn't think of that at the time. I locked the doors. They tapped the windows a few times trying to get my attention. I told my friend not to roll down the window. But before the light turned green (There was a car ahead of us by the way) one of the guys said "Yo man roll it down, I got some horse" And my friend, who was dumb enough to listen, rolled down the window and the guy reached in and unlocked the doors, and pulled him out. I was too busy watching the whole scene with him that I forgot about the other three guys by my window. Since the car was now unlocked they grabbed me out also. I got stomped and kicked for what seemed like hours. They yelled and laughed. And ran.
Soon enough a squad car showed up because someone phoned it in. The police called for an ambulance. We were taken to the ER. I had two broken ribs. Broken wrist. And a concussion. My friend was stabbed but it wasn't serious.
When we got released from the hospital, he asked me if I would take him to another place to score..
I stop for a red light and 4 black men walk up to the car. I could have gone in reverse but I didn't think of that at the time. I locked the doors. They tapped the windows a few times trying to get my attention. I told my friend not to roll down the window. But before the light turned green (There was a car ahead of us by the way) one of the guys said "Yo man roll it down, I got some horse" And my friend, who was dumb enough to listen, rolled down the window and the guy reached in and unlocked the doors, and pulled him out. I was too busy watching the whole scene with him that I forgot about the other three guys by my window. Since the car was now unlocked they grabbed me out also. I got stomped and kicked for what seemed like hours. They yelled and laughed. And ran.
Soon enough a squad car showed up because someone phoned it in. The police called for an ambulance. We were taken to the ER. I had two broken ribs. Broken wrist. And a concussion. My friend was stabbed but it wasn't serious.
When we got released from the hospital, he asked me if I would take him to another place to score..
LMAO!!.....Yo, did your friend never copped in paterson before or somethin? seriously? That shit dont happen when you try to cop. Unless you the markest of the marks....Straight up, it is so hard to NOT cop in paterson, if you got like ...a milligram of street sense in your brain its in out no problem even if you aint never copped before it is like cake with chocolate icing on top to cop D in ptown. Your boy must be retarded. Im sorry yo, I aint even tryna make fun of you, I aint tryna be a dick at all, but now you gonna go around talkin to people about how paterson is so dangerous and dont go there and shit. When in reality you just got punked cuz you was dumb and wasnt on point. Now I aint sayin that you personally are dumb just that you acted dumb in that situation. If you go up in there and you cant be cool, and you act all shook and shit you just callin out for trouble. dont start thinkin that wat happened to yall is just the average norm in paterson for when you try to cop. That aint how it works. You jus happened to get beat cuz you was on some scaredy pants shit.
Hey if it aint for you it aint for you. you said your boy was doin dope that you wasnt involved in it so I dont blame you for not wanting to go. Real talk, you should never give somebody a ride to cop if you aint into dope or you dont know how to follow directions real good, and if you dont reallly trust the person. You dont want to end up with drug charges on your record for gettin pulled over drivin the kid , when you aint got nothing to do with it anyways. Dopeheads give other dopeheads rides. And if they cant they ask the straight people they know. Now, if your dude had a good connect, a nice straight hookup who is call and meet and its quick and secure then that is one thing. You prolly wouldnt have a problem then. But if you just drivin somebody around to cold cop and he too retarded to even know when its a obvious setup situation, that aint somebody u want to be around u when the blue and reds start flashin. Drivin somebody to cop when you aint gettin nothing out of it, is one of the most thankless things u could possibly do. even if it all works out, you dont get shit out of it. Best cases scenario, you end up exactly where you started and nothing happened at all. worst case scenario you end up in pasaic county jail and get charged with some shti you didnt even want to do to begin with, or just get stomped again and jacked, you know? Dont drive ppl if you dont do the shit your self, it aint worth gettin involved with that life, you feel me?
Anyways,...Sorry, I aint tryna get off topic but the mental image from readin your post just made me laugh. Real talk tho, I guess if you aint got no reason to be in paterson, dont be there, but it always gets me a good laugh to my self when I hear the people who is afraid to go to ptown. Come on, why you gonna be afraid of a city. its just a place...you act so shook for no reason then you get fucked with. dont get the wrong idea about it or start tellin folks Oh if you go there you gonna get jumped. cuz it aint like that. Or maybe it is for people like your boy, IDK. Its hard for me to say without bein biased becuz I dont experience no shit like that there. Most ppl I know never had no shit like your experience happen to them there neither . Maybe it is just a certain type of people that need to worry when thy go to paterson, IDK. Watever it is tho, thanks for the story, that was funny as hell.
Hey if it aint for you it aint for you. you said your boy was doin dope that you wasnt involved in it so I dont blame you for not wanting to go. Real talk, you should never give somebody a ride to cop if you aint into dope or you dont know how to follow directions real good, and if you dont reallly trust the person. You dont want to end up with drug charges on your record for gettin pulled over drivin the kid , when you aint got nothing to do with it anyways. Dopeheads give other dopeheads rides. And if they cant they ask the straight people they know. Now, if your dude had a good connect, a nice straight hookup who is call and meet and its quick and secure then that is one thing. You prolly wouldnt have a problem then. But if you just drivin somebody around to cold cop and he too retarded to even know when its a obvious setup situation, that aint somebody u want to be around u when the blue and reds start flashin. Drivin somebody to cop when you aint gettin nothing out of it, is one of the most thankless things u could possibly do. even if it all works out, you dont get shit out of it. Best cases scenario, you end up exactly where you started and nothing happened at all. worst case scenario you end up in pasaic county jail and get charged with some shti you didnt even want to do to begin with, or just get stomped again and jacked, you know? Dont drive ppl if you dont do the shit your self, it aint worth gettin involved with that life, you feel me?
Anyways,...Sorry, I aint tryna get off topic but the mental image from readin your post just made me laugh. Real talk tho, I guess if you aint got no reason to be in paterson, dont be there, but it always gets me a good laugh to my self when I hear the people who is afraid to go to ptown. Come on, why you gonna be afraid of a city. its just a place...you act so shook for no reason then you get fucked with. dont get the wrong idea about it or start tellin folks Oh if you go there you gonna get jumped. cuz it aint like that. Or maybe it is for people like your boy, IDK. Its hard for me to say without bein biased becuz I dont experience no shit like that there. Most ppl I know never had no shit like your experience happen to them there neither . Maybe it is just a certain type of people that need to worry when thy go to paterson, IDK. Watever it is tho, thanks for the story, that was funny as hell.
StrappingYoungLad
Bluelighter
ahahaha this is amazing
corkraver
Bluelighter
Lacey, I got what you were saying. I ain't into the dope shit, so I didn't have a reason being there. I have drove my buddy before and I just get sketched as fuck everytime I go. I know it's a thankless task but it can go both ways. He has been known to hook me up on good shit coming through. I've always been scared of ptown ever since another kid I went to school with got jacked bad. And I ain't sayin "yo yo stay out of Paterson, that shit is fucked"
It's all good though, I wasn't the one who got stabbed. My friend is an utter jack ass. Always has been but I figured since I didn't know how to cop bags I figured he would, like he has in the past. Shit happens. You can't call Paterson a safe place. But again I ain't sendin a message to people sayin stay out. Shit happens there all the time. I get my e from there. It's good shit. But I have arranged areas to buy it form my guy. Glad I gave you a laugh.
And it's not like we were trying not to cop bags. Just not there. My buddy said his guy would be on a certain street chillin so I was drivin over there when we got stopped at the red light and then the shit went down.
It's all good though, I wasn't the one who got stabbed. My friend is an utter jack ass. Always has been but I figured since I didn't know how to cop bags I figured he would, like he has in the past. Shit happens. You can't call Paterson a safe place. But again I ain't sendin a message to people sayin stay out. Shit happens there all the time. I get my e from there. It's good shit. But I have arranged areas to buy it form my guy. Glad I gave you a laugh.
And it's not like we were trying not to cop bags. Just not there. My buddy said his guy would be on a certain street chillin so I was drivin over there when we got stopped at the red light and then the shit went down.
So lemme get this straight, some kid who has no business in the hood goes there and gets assaulted, and you think it's funny? What exactly is funny about another human being getting stomped out for entertainment? Maybe I'd have to take lots of heroin to understand the hilarity of it, but I just don't see it. I bet that if one of your "boys" went into a white neighborhood and got jumped and stomped, you wouldn't either. Matter of fact, I bet you anything that if your friend were black, you'd be the first to be crying racism.
Now, your posts are hugely entertaining--you're articulate and the carefully-crafted hood slang is great fun to read. But you weren't there, you don't know what happened or why the poster was attacked, so why are you assuming you do. I remember a little while back you were claiming that Paterson H was the best, no where else could compare bla bla, and now look what happened--people are saying it fell off. I'm not saying you don't know your shit, but you're not the oracle of the hood.
i was trippin pretty hard
we got pulled over
a cop asked me for my id
i was like i forgot to take it with me
i dont have a drivers licence
so i usually carry around my passport
why dont you have a licence the cop goes
cuz i dont have glasses officer
he looked me up and down
got my friend out of the car
he was like whats up with your friend ?
my buddy goes oh he's from holland
my friend said that the cop was like that explains it
and let him go with a speeding ticket
everytime i tripped out with my homeboy we always got pulled over and the cops always gave me a pat down or some sort of shit
memories 8)
we got pulled over
a cop asked me for my id
i was like i forgot to take it with me
i dont have a drivers licence
so i usually carry around my passport
why dont you have a licence the cop goes
cuz i dont have glasses officer
he looked me up and down
got my friend out of the car
he was like whats up with your friend ?
my buddy goes oh he's from holland
my friend said that the cop was like that explains it
and let him go with a speeding ticket
everytime i tripped out with my homeboy we always got pulled over and the cops always gave me a pat down or some sort of shit
memories 8)
Gageraid
Greenlighter
-Took me a little while to think of something because there are so many good stories but here is one of them. The night before, me and my buddies were rollin' off a few pills and it was one of those long nights we've all had. So when we finally woke up we were all just chillin' around sobering up and what not and didn't start partying again 'til about 11 and night.
-My bestfriend and I decided to just smoke a lil weed so we drove to this spot in the woods and rolled up a nice blunt. As we're leaving the spot, still about half of a blunt left, and I have about 10 grams of MDMA on me, we come to a dead stop because we are about 50 feet from a cop car who's car is still running. My buddy turns his car and lights off so fucking quick it saved us.
It was one of those moments where I though we were so fucked so I just started joking around tellin' him let's just hit the blunt and shit lol. We sat in that car behind the cop car for about 20 mins whispering and just debating how the fuck we're gonna get outta this situation. First thing that we seemed to be a good idea was to atleast hide the MDMA somewhere. I step out of the car as quietly as possibly and stash is all in a small bag behind a tree we would not soon forget. I get back in the car and my buddy tells me the getaway plan.
-"I'm gonna count to three, turn the car on, no lights, and drive in reverse through all that high grass over there and we should be outta sight." I told him how much I trust him and that this is the only plan. "3,2,1... the car starts, he slams it into reverse, we drive in the perfect spot where we can still see the cop and he couldn't see us. We end up falling asleep for 2 hours in the car and when we wake up we see a cop car leaving where we originally saw it.
-We wait about 15 more minutes and drive back home and plan on getting the drugs in a few hours after we relax. A few more hours later we leave his house and run outta gas lol. We get some gas in the car and get back to the woods to get the drugs. It all worked out, we got the drugs back, and didn't get caught. That was the scariest moment in my life.
-My bestfriend and I decided to just smoke a lil weed so we drove to this spot in the woods and rolled up a nice blunt. As we're leaving the spot, still about half of a blunt left, and I have about 10 grams of MDMA on me, we come to a dead stop because we are about 50 feet from a cop car who's car is still running. My buddy turns his car and lights off so fucking quick it saved us.
It was one of those moments where I though we were so fucked so I just started joking around tellin' him let's just hit the blunt and shit lol. We sat in that car behind the cop car for about 20 mins whispering and just debating how the fuck we're gonna get outta this situation. First thing that we seemed to be a good idea was to atleast hide the MDMA somewhere. I step out of the car as quietly as possibly and stash is all in a small bag behind a tree we would not soon forget. I get back in the car and my buddy tells me the getaway plan.
-"I'm gonna count to three, turn the car on, no lights, and drive in reverse through all that high grass over there and we should be outta sight." I told him how much I trust him and that this is the only plan. "3,2,1... the car starts, he slams it into reverse, we drive in the perfect spot where we can still see the cop and he couldn't see us. We end up falling asleep for 2 hours in the car and when we wake up we see a cop car leaving where we originally saw it.
-We wait about 15 more minutes and drive back home and plan on getting the drugs in a few hours after we relax. A few more hours later we leave his house and run outta gas lol. We get some gas in the car and get back to the woods to get the drugs. It all worked out, we got the drugs back, and didn't get caught. That was the scariest moment in my life.
L'homme
Greenlighter
ok this is more crazy for my friend but ill say it anyways ...So me and my buddie go over to his cousins place just to chill out. We call some girls over and all start drinking and smoke a few bowls. I get bored of being inside the house so i decide to go outside and see who's there ( the house was right beside a teen club so theres normaly a few people outside).
I see some people on the street and decide to go meet them. After talking to them for abit i find out they have some weed so we all pitch and roll a big blunt. Now im really blasted and two cop cruisers show up. They immediatly start walking my way (this is when i realize i still have a 40oz in my hands) so i start walking away and now the cops start running for me.
I boot it to the back of my buddies cousin and i notice that my buddie is getting head from one of the girls we called on the side of the house so i tell im to zip his pants up cause the cops are coming. My friend didnt believe me till he seen the cops which then seen him getting head hahahaaa so he boots it out of there too and we get separated( he jumped a fence and i grabbed my bike and lost the cops).
After the cops left i went back to find my friend which i found on the otherside of the fence with a broken arm from jumping the fence ahaha .... i dont now what happened to the girl exept that the cops got her haha that must have been awkward for her
I see some people on the street and decide to go meet them. After talking to them for abit i find out they have some weed so we all pitch and roll a big blunt. Now im really blasted and two cop cruisers show up. They immediatly start walking my way (this is when i realize i still have a 40oz in my hands) so i start walking away and now the cops start running for me.
I boot it to the back of my buddies cousin and i notice that my buddie is getting head from one of the girls we called on the side of the house so i tell im to zip his pants up cause the cops are coming. My friend didnt believe me till he seen the cops which then seen him getting head hahahaaa so he boots it out of there too and we get separated( he jumped a fence and i grabbed my bike and lost the cops).
After the cops left i went back to find my friend which i found on the otherside of the fence with a broken arm from jumping the fence ahaha .... i dont now what happened to the girl exept that the cops got her haha that must have been awkward for her
Yea I feel bad that you got caught up in a shitty situation. If i was you I would avoid the dude that put u in that spot, that aint some shit that a good friend would do.
hey yeppa--glad i can entertain u. Usually smug fucks dont enjoy my posts but guess Im reachin a new audience these days.
