Ok so this happened about a year ago when I was big into plugging my scripted kadians. I typed this out in my journal so i just grabbed it from there and changed it around a bit. I'm a fag/bi so i really don't mind plugging at all. This little story i don't think anyone believes when i tell it to them but whateverz it happened so i don't care. it's a little graphic So yea...
I am doin my usual butt plugging of mashed up kadian beads from the capsules. I take the kadian that I'm prescribed, I crush it up, mix it up real well with hot water, then I shove this ear flushing device (i know, should have gotten an oral syringe..) up my ass and blast a warm kadian enema into my rectum.
Usually it works real nicely, I get a good blast, feel fucked up and like I violated myself, but I violate myself a lot, others violate me, etc. But lately these enema's have hurt real bad cuz I got 3 hemorrhoids removed by scapulae from the chronic constipation ive been having about 3 days prior. When I got those hemorrhoids removed, I was on day 3 into opiate withdrawal and WOW it was one shitty feeling, like, I was getting butt fucked by a scapulae.
But anywho so I got this anus that is all scratched up getting new little hemorrhoid pollups and all and all is just not looking/feeling right, but is that going to stop me from the kadian enama? Of course not.
it will hurt yes, but then im going to have 80 mg of morphine being blasted into my spongy rectum, i'll get to feel my opiate "warm blanket", and the baby inside me will stop crying.
So I shove it up there, and I want to shove it way up there this time because im doing more enema water/kadian caps than before, so I shoooove it up there, and then I squeeze real hard on the bulb part, real hard, and as usual it doesn't shoot to well. My ass has been in rough shape, it looks like shit... But then I give it a good fist squeeze after getting ahold of it real well, and POP some water shoots in and oh no, so does the top of the ear bulb piece..
I had covered it with prep h so it's nice and squirmy to glide past the hemorrhoid herpe looking things and this works to my disadvantage, apparently. I put too much of a fist force on the bulb because the whole plastic piece comes off and goes right by and up into my rectum, no probably past the rectum into the descending colon. Wherever it went, I couldn't feel it at all, all I notice is that im feeling kadian water drooling down the back side of my taint and nuts.
At that moment I hadn't even thought of the plastic piece actually going into my ass. I get pissed, this has happened many times before, an unsuccessful "shot", a bad booty bump, so like any "needle addict" would do im going to try and pull out and find the right vein. In this case I see a good deal of water in the bulb still and look behind me for the plastic piece, because I didn't stop to think that "hey that thing actually went up my butt". I just didn't feel it at all, I thought it had fallen off the bulb and was sitting in my boxers.
I try to hurry this up to not feel like im a little faggy, even though I am. I've had anal sex, big dick's penetrating my ass over and over again, but for some reason shooting the kadian enema feels like hardcore molestation, i always want to get it over and done with quickly. This isn't like the ram cram sex of a man handling me. I look for this plastic piece and can't find it, it's not on the floor or in my boxers likes it's supposed to be right behind me, that's because it is en route to my transverse colon little to my knowledge.
I did this shot right after I had a mammoth shit, which was the plan so I can have a nice clean runway for my warm water to flow. But this plastic piece, gone. Tear apart my whole room, getting more and more frustrated, thinking it must have flown off my boxers when I got up quick and it must have fallen under the bed, behind the dresser on top of the dresser into my shoes into the vent etc etc. Never does the thought cross my mind that this plastic piece could be IN MY ASS.
So im getting a flashlight, throwing around blankets and all the clothes in the dirty hamper, in search for a blood stained, kadian speckled white prep h. smeared plastic top to an ear syringe. But to no avail. I searched and searched, all I got is a bulb with a whitish lukewarm water and no top. I keep having thoughts of friends or family being like, uh.. whats this? And holding up this plastic bullet tip and me having no idea how to explain all the weird stains and smells wafting from it.
So after searching and searching i give up, I grab the bulb and SHOVE it hard up my butt past the bleeding hemorrhoid wounds and squeeze nice and hard, and the rest of the kadian goes into the rectum. Ahhhhhhh, it's done. But no the ahh doesn't last nearly as long, where the fuck is the plastic piece? I sit and think and think. I had some klonopin and xanies and adderall in me too, so my mind was to fogged and reved up to think, "maybe the plastic piece is in my shithole?!" so I just sit there, thinking, where could it be, did my dog eat it? Did it get caught behind the pictures? (check all the pictures. one falls and front glass piece shatters, cut myself while putting it back together...errr) and then about an hour later in a blink of a thought, duh it's in my ass.
Yes, it's in my ass, because I feel very uncomfortable down there, like a stomach ache only different, like obstruction different. Huh… no way… it couldn’t be. I don't feel that much pain, at least not enough that a plastic piece was in my rectum scraping the sides. So I do my research, learn all about how there aren't any pain receptors in your colon so you could have a knife up there and it could be slicing and dicing you up and you're not going to feel it until it cuts through your colon and blood starts seeping into your stomach and other organs.
I start freaking out, I start feeling sick. I puke. I feel , real nauseous, and I start thinking about how embarrassing it would be to go to the ER, and have this bulb piece be surgically removed from my ass and how it would be easy to figure out what I was doing.. and all the trouble and all the problems…
shit I got to get this thing out of my ass now. I press around on my abdomen and I swear, there it was, I could feel it on my lower left hand side of my stomach, this solid piece that is in there that I can rub. It's about 5 inches above the top of my thigh. I wonder if this is really it, I still wonder if it was, it felt like it… but does the colon go from the back towards the front or does it just stay in the back? I'm not sure. I sit all funny trying to get the plastic piece to go down my distending colon and then my rectum where I would feel it, then I would do little baby squeezes until the little guy would come out. No problem.
I think about posting on bluelight about my ordeal for some advice, but then thought about the pages of replies "hey homo dumbfuck, we're not doctors! you could puncture your colon and internally bleed and vomit up your intestines! You're going to die dude.. GO TO THE ER NOW!!"
I eat a bunch of food, I mean a bunch, and just thought fuck it i'll take my chances at having it get pushed out?.. I go to work and put up with the discomfort and come home, try to take a shit and I can't. Which isn't a big surprise i'm usually so constipated from the opies that i shit a brick (that really does look red) about once a month and that's all. So i wait through the next day and start feeling stomach pains and am getting freaked out and wondering if i should just get to the ER. I decide to take some laxatives and finally that night got to go to the bathroom. After a long waterfall of watery shit i feel something actually solid going along for the ride and then POP. just like it came in it comes out, and drops into the toilet. Man i was so happy... I thought it was a guarantee I'd get fecal obstruction and fuck shit up, literally. But no. Fun story huh?
(really fast by the way) and they let me go after concuing that i was just tired or somthing?.....so i was like "phewwww" lol 
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