rangrz
Bluelighter
today i threw up on the major street in the city and then got lost in a library.
but all for the cause of lulz
but all for the cause of lulz
Your Crazy Life.....Tell us a story of a crazy experience youve had cuz of drugs
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i was fixin up in mcdonalds after coppin worst stall ever so small no where to put anything 100 ppl comin in and out right as im abot to spike myself my spoon falls off toilet paper thig out into lobby area i piut cap on put belt in pocket picked u[ spoon and avoided eye contact with 3 old guyys iin there woow it was awful
SilverFeniks
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This weekend involved a traveling to/through/from a major city, eating hits of LSD, hanging/travelling witth random bums/drifters/odd persons/drugs, a half-running VW bus, and not enough sleep.
Hopefully @ work in 12 hours I'm a bit less foggy
Hopefully @ work in 12 hours I'm a bit less foggy
crazyhairman
Bluelighter
anything on cid
anything on acid i tell "as chapters in your life that you will tell and re tell like a old war vet"- this story was my 3rd ever trip -
last year i took a couple hits without planning it -it startted out wonderful it was me and a friend and we had dunn it twice before at his place the other week before - 4hourslater
we went to wall mart and i spent like 18 buks on food that loooked so good but wen we got back i left it out i guss bought 4 hours later we both for sum reason take another hit then for sum reason we had to go , we just didnt feel right felt like we had 50 things to do
everything was an adventure , we'd be talking 'ok so will go and pik up ur cheak?" then like forget y and start giggling - i started calling ppl on my phone and asking ppl i hadent talk to in months if they could come pic us up to do all these things But at the same time coulnd keep on trac at all
finaly were on the way to the bank no yes omg the guy that came i knew from school , we had smoked before but he had no idea i was trippen - me and my friend are in the back seat /and by this time the trip is somehow getting intensss like i cant even think we just start giggling - DUDE stop whow are we moving DUDE like it felt sooooo damn good/scary/confusing like we were melting into the car was upsidown - even started feeling sick to my stomach - couldnt speak words were mush looked at my friend his face was sooo fucked up looking like an old man - scin my scin was crawling was so lost my friend and i became so irate about how dude was driving inturn he got pissed and said somthing bought how he was duing a favor for me so i yelled at him said u suck cant drive for shit u suck ur gonna get us scewwed over let me out lets gogogo!!!!
after allthat me and my friend and wutseemed like the worst driver in the world pull back up to the crib and the kid driving iguse was hinting at use to git out but instead i like tellhim to roll down his windows - and suddenly the whole mood changes again chill and awsome i invite him in to smoke we must had smoked 3/4 of a zone and a pac of cigs , did notting for us but we kept on smoking like it was instinktiv for us or sumthing total bomb ass time
ended up tripping for like 25 hours god wen we finaly wound down and slept was sooo gladlol
and thats just trip # 3 , i did it 27 times after that - mixed results all crazy stories all life changing sometimes hard witch time was witch but occasionally i runninto s1 i triped with and relive an experiance
anything on acid i tell "as chapters in your life that you will tell and re tell like a old war vet"- this story was my 3rd ever trip -last year i took a couple hits without planning it -it startted out wonderful it was me and a friend and we had dunn it twice before at his place the other week before - 4hourslater
we went to wall mart and i spent like 18 buks on food that loooked so good but wen we got back i left it out i guss bought 4 hours later we both for sum reason take another hit then for sum reason we had to go , we just didnt feel right felt like we had 50 things to do
everything was an adventure , we'd be talking 'ok so will go and pik up ur cheak?" then like forget y and start giggling - i started calling ppl on my phone and asking ppl i hadent talk to in months if they could come pic us up to do all these things But at the same time coulnd keep on trac at all
finaly were on the way to the bank no yes omg the guy that came i knew from school , we had smoked before but he had no idea i was trippen - me and my friend are in the back seat /and by this time the trip is somehow getting intensss like i cant even think we just start giggling - DUDE stop whow are we moving DUDE like it felt sooooo damn good/scary/confusing like we were melting into the car was upsidown - even started feeling sick to my stomach - couldnt speak words were mush looked at my friend his face was sooo fucked up looking like an old man - scin my scin was crawling was so lost my friend and i became so irate about how dude was driving inturn he got pissed and said somthing bought how he was duing a favor for me so i yelled at him said u suck cant drive for shit u suck ur gonna get us scewwed over let me out lets gogogo!!!!
after allthat me and my friend and wutseemed like the worst driver in the world pull back up to the crib and the kid driving iguse was hinting at use to git out but instead i like tellhim to roll down his windows - and suddenly the whole mood changes again chill and awsome i invite him in to smoke we must had smoked 3/4 of a zone and a pac of cigs , did notting for us but we kept on smoking like it was instinktiv for us or sumthing total bomb ass time
ended up tripping for like 25 hours god wen we finaly wound down and slept was sooo gladlol
and thats just trip # 3 , i did it 27 times after that - mixed results all crazy stories all life changing sometimes hard witch time was witch but occasionally i runninto s1 i triped with and relive an experiance
crazyhairman
Bluelighter
any unplaned trip
another time sume kid and a friend of mine triped on two hits each of some fresh batch - well sumehow one of em ended up in the er frying balls the other ofcorse seeing his friend lose his damn brain - well i cant even imagin wut he was thinking jesus - must had been a trip - shit the next day i got some amount of the same stong ass trip , started calling all my trip buddies to c who was down for a trip of the century!! met up with a chick and a guy i had previosly tripped with aka they were one of the few ppl that i loved tripping with cause they had been there from the start i new they were chill the only prob was we had no one to babysit us . i warned both of em " kid went to the er yesterday from this batch , he wasnt oding or anything but apperently lost his damn mind lets take it slow" the guy was like fuck that kid prolly didnt do it right --
ok so im ofcourse the first to drop its like 8 oclok get my gf (who dosnt know im gunna be tripping) 2 drop me off at a local hommies house (hes like a friend of a friend i didnt no him too well but apparently his parents were not home allnight so we had our trip spot atleast. they got a case of beer and start drinking >meanwile im still wating foy guy and chick to show up > i can see that this] kid is gonna be throwed off befor too long - i take him aside and make him sware hes not gonna trip us out or get to drunk becuase i was hoping he would be the trip sitter for us plus the kid in the er room story was fresh on my mind and i dindnt want to have to worry bought this kid killy the vibes with his death metal scary shit finaly guy and chick get there they drop theres and chick sips on a beer
ok so far so good its been a couple hours since we dropped im starting to feel heavy drowsy guy wants another hit well now we gotta get a ride to my pad cause i feel like another one too - at the same time im getting tripped out from my surroundings . the kid whose house it is didnt keep his promis and was getting annoingly drunk , all like" DUDE! chill out mann im not too fucked up CHill "!!-falls over turns on his death metal " hey u guys listen to this one " so here i am beggining my trip of sum killer trip stuck now at a stupid drunk ass kids house forcing me to listin to his loud ass demonnic ass music .. and finnally i new i had to get out before i relly started tripping so again i start callling ppl in my phone found that same kid in my last story willing to yet again bail me out of a baddd situation after i explain how its a life or death situation he said like a 30 min wait .. o thank god im getting outa here i can tell this kid is killing the mood - so im like "who wunts to go now" guy and chick are like its about time FUCK this hellwhole!!!
to kill time we take a walk omg the wind was blowing it was amazing i was chill again we all were way more chill all on the same wave / finishing eachothers senteces making funn of that kid who we had just left his house giggling -the guy we were with was like the funnyest mofo ever on cid - my friend that i had called earlyer was calling me asking me where we were (like directions) i thoght good luck finding s1 to give proper directions
so we get that staightend out we alll pile into his junky ass compact car heading tward my crib its now 1145 pm me,guy,and chick r tripped out riding with my sober driver friend from school, we pull up to the house and realize my parents are still up/ so i hezatate /oh shit wut if they talk to me or shit wut if they see me im grenning like theres no tomarrow - alright my ppl r encuraging me u can do it dont worry so i muster all my curage and step out of the car
ok lets dothis as i open the door i make a b line for my room -all the lights are on both of em r home but i dont no wut part of the house there in - jesus sweating balls wallkin my room - ok grab the last 5 hits start to admire how colorful they are pop one hold it undermy tong ok now i got 4 left ok now i must get back to my comrads i was so stoced i ran out of the house and jumped in the car and gave guy another and chick another offer sum to the driver but he declines so i split it with the chick
guse were we go chill a fucking grave yard its like 1 am and we post up in a creeppy old cematary but its not anymore scary than anywere els at that point guy starts talking about shadow shifters so eventully we start driving again and the sober driver starts swereing he defaninatly feels diferant i say "mabey ur starting to trip off our vibes like a contact high sort of thing " then i go about telling him about wut happend to the last ppl who took this same batch and ended up in the er and he stopps in the middle of the road and was like dude why did yall take it than ( at that point i had not tripped with this kidd yet so he had no way of knowing how not to act around ppl on acid )
we endeaded up going to a office complex that s1 had the key to and smoked 2 or 3 fatties in these office buildings IT WAS SO TRIPPY to be in a office building at night we played hidengo seek and some how halo 3 in a break room
to me through my eyes everything seemed fake but i liked how we were all on the same page like all together so it was less scaery and more funn. chill but crazyyy as hell fun hell. around 5 or6 am we pack up to leave still have nowere to stay at , wev been tripping hard for almost 12 hours and there is no end in sight head back out to my hood and drive all over the place waiting for the sun to come up
infact i think the chick even used my phone to call the weather service to ask when surise was 715 we look at the time its almost 8 and its dark as hell out / wtf wheres the sun -even the guy driving use around who was not tripping had no answere i was convinced i was trapped in time and us 3 tripping were affecting the day and globe.... around 11 am we find ourselves getting desperate for a place too try and crash out at i cwas clost to home but i didnt want to abandon them or be alone yet but shit i was tired of tripping god damn wen will it end we drive all over town and its a weekday so everywere we go ppl are going to work or school no luck anywere finaly 3 oclok end up a sum bitches house we pass out within the hour i woke up 3 hours later went home and slept till the next day that was sum trip one of my favorites ever -needless to say i now know y that shit is illegal u get dumb ass a buckect of rocks and twice as crazy; -by crazyhairman 07
another time sume kid and a friend of mine triped on two hits each of some fresh batch - well sumehow one of em ended up in the er frying balls the other ofcorse seeing his friend lose his damn brain - well i cant even imagin wut he was thinking jesus - must had been a trip - shit the next day i got some amount of the same stong ass trip , started calling all my trip buddies to c who was down for a trip of the century!! met up with a chick and a guy i had previosly tripped with aka they were one of the few ppl that i loved tripping with cause they had been there from the start i new they were chill the only prob was we had no one to babysit us . i warned both of em " kid went to the er yesterday from this batch , he wasnt oding or anything but apperently lost his damn mind lets take it slow" the guy was like fuck that kid prolly didnt do it right --
ok so im ofcourse the first to drop its like 8 oclok get my gf (who dosnt know im gunna be tripping) 2 drop me off at a local hommies house (hes like a friend of a friend i didnt no him too well but apparently his parents were not home allnight so we had our trip spot atleast. they got a case of beer and start drinking >meanwile im still wating foy guy and chick to show up > i can see that this] kid is gonna be throwed off befor too long - i take him aside and make him sware hes not gonna trip us out or get to drunk becuase i was hoping he would be the trip sitter for us plus the kid in the er room story was fresh on my mind and i dindnt want to have to worry bought this kid killy the vibes with his death metal scary shit finaly guy and chick get there they drop theres and chick sips on a beer
ok so far so good its been a couple hours since we dropped im starting to feel heavy drowsy guy wants another hit well now we gotta get a ride to my pad cause i feel like another one too - at the same time im getting tripped out from my surroundings . the kid whose house it is didnt keep his promis and was getting annoingly drunk , all like" DUDE! chill out mann im not too fucked up CHill "!!-falls over turns on his death metal " hey u guys listen to this one " so here i am beggining my trip of sum killer trip stuck now at a stupid drunk ass kids house forcing me to listin to his loud ass demonnic ass music .. and finnally i new i had to get out before i relly started tripping so again i start callling ppl in my phone found that same kid in my last story willing to yet again bail me out of a baddd situation after i explain how its a life or death situation he said like a 30 min wait .. o thank god im getting outa here i can tell this kid is killing the mood - so im like "who wunts to go now" guy and chick are like its about time FUCK this hellwhole!!!
to kill time we take a walk omg the wind was blowing it was amazing i was chill again we all were way more chill all on the same wave / finishing eachothers senteces making funn of that kid who we had just left his house giggling -the guy we were with was like the funnyest mofo ever on cid - my friend that i had called earlyer was calling me asking me where we were (like directions) i thoght good luck finding s1 to give proper directions
so we get that staightend out we alll pile into his junky ass compact car heading tward my crib its now 1145 pm me,guy,and chick r tripped out riding with my sober driver friend from school, we pull up to the house and realize my parents are still up/ so i hezatate /oh shit wut if they talk to me or shit wut if they see me im grenning like theres no tomarrow - alright my ppl r encuraging me u can do it dont worry so i muster all my curage and step out of the car
ok lets dothis as i open the door i make a b line for my room -all the lights are on both of em r home but i dont no wut part of the house there in - jesus sweating balls wallkin my room - ok grab the last 5 hits start to admire how colorful they are pop one hold it undermy tong ok now i got 4 left ok now i must get back to my comrads i was so stoced i ran out of the house and jumped in the car and gave guy another and chick another offer sum to the driver but he declines so i split it with the chick
guse were we go chill a fucking grave yard its like 1 am and we post up in a creeppy old cematary but its not anymore scary than anywere els at that point guy starts talking about shadow shifters so eventully we start driving again and the sober driver starts swereing he defaninatly feels diferant i say "mabey ur starting to trip off our vibes like a contact high sort of thing " then i go about telling him about wut happend to the last ppl who took this same batch and ended up in the er and he stopps in the middle of the road and was like dude why did yall take it than ( at that point i had not tripped with this kidd yet so he had no way of knowing how not to act around ppl on acid )
we endeaded up going to a office complex that s1 had the key to and smoked 2 or 3 fatties in these office buildings IT WAS SO TRIPPY to be in a office building at night we played hidengo seek and some how halo 3 in a break room
to me through my eyes everything seemed fake but i liked how we were all on the same page like all together so it was less scaery and more funn. chill but crazyyy as hell fun hell. around 5 or6 am we pack up to leave still have nowere to stay at , wev been tripping hard for almost 12 hours and there is no end in sight head back out to my hood and drive all over the place waiting for the sun to come up
infact i think the chick even used my phone to call the weather service to ask when surise was 715 we look at the time its almost 8 and its dark as hell out / wtf wheres the sun -even the guy driving use around who was not tripping had no answere i was convinced i was trapped in time and us 3 tripping were affecting the day and globe.... around 11 am we find ourselves getting desperate for a place too try and crash out at i cwas clost to home but i didnt want to abandon them or be alone yet but shit i was tired of tripping god damn wen will it end we drive all over town and its a weekday so everywere we go ppl are going to work or school no luck anywere finaly 3 oclok end up a sum bitches house we pass out within the hour i woke up 3 hours later went home and slept till the next day that was sum trip one of my favorites ever -needless to say i now know y that shit is illegal u get dumb ass a buckect of rocks and twice as crazy; -by crazyhairman 07
DoseYouAll
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I got hold of about 15 hits of e senior year of high school and did them all with 2 of my friends over 3 days or so, this happened one night then. We were at the am/pm and it was strange because there was nobody in there and some death metal was blasting from the rear. VERY loud like no store would have a radio on that loud. It took a good 3 minutes for this chick to come out of the back with all kinds of face piercings and a tactical-looking black vest on.
She stood there like she worked there and I saw her eyes were totally purple. I was freaking out on how strange that was, purple eyes on this mega cracked out chick who was obviously very high with pinned eyes. I wanted cigarettes but had no ID on me and she turned into a raging bitch very quickly when my friends tried to buy them instead. I really felt she was trying to get us the fuck out of there. t got ugly, and we left.
So along the way I had become convinced that there was a robbery going on at this store, that the radio was cover for people in the back and that the girl in the black vest was posing as an employee. I was totally sure of this in my twisted state, and almost got out of the car and ran to a cop to tell them about it. That is how sure I was the store was being robbed. Pretty bad hahahaha! That is funny shit to think about.
She stood there like she worked there and I saw her eyes were totally purple. I was freaking out on how strange that was, purple eyes on this mega cracked out chick who was obviously very high with pinned eyes. I wanted cigarettes but had no ID on me and she turned into a raging bitch very quickly when my friends tried to buy them instead. I really felt she was trying to get us the fuck out of there. t got ugly, and we left.
So along the way I had become convinced that there was a robbery going on at this store, that the radio was cover for people in the back and that the girl in the black vest was posing as an employee. I was totally sure of this in my twisted state, and almost got out of the car and ran to a cop to tell them about it. That is how sure I was the store was being robbed. Pretty bad hahahaha! That is funny shit to think about.
Shadiest night of my life. Park up in the hood last night to meet my dude and two guys walk up knock on my window askin for a boge im like nahhh. So he shows me his gun and i just peeled out on him. My boy was spooked so I dropped him off then I call my other mans so I could go meet him..soon as I grab him were going up the street and two dudes rush my cars so I peeled. My dude is a gangster though, and hes got his gun and hes like "turn around we gon fuck these niggas up", which I really didn't wanna do but I pulled a u-ie n we go back. He gets out and puts his gun under the car and starts fighting these two dudes both bigger then him and pretty soon he is getting whooped and kicked. I aint a thug or nothing but I felt real bad cause he was always straight with me so I turned around on this street quick and drove towards em. So they're kicking him in the street and i roll up and this dude comes running in front of my car expecting me to stop. But I didn't I sped up to like 30 and fucking plowed this kid.. he went under my tires and everything *BADUMP* *BADUMP* lol straight GTA shit ahhaaa I was fucking scared but I had to luagh. I saw him get up and limp away in my rear view. My boy got back in my whip and we bounced and he called all his peoples.. then I was like man i'm done for tonight fuck the bags..I'm a street smart dude but I got caught slippin for a minute.. forgot how shady peeps can be.. lesson learned
hydroazuanacaine
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^holy smokes, are you for real... dog?
Tiesto
Bluelighter
^bro as soon as i read "straight GTA shit" i just busted out laughing LOL. that's fucking hilarious. sorry to hear about the situation, but god dam. be sure to never leave that GTA comment out of your story when you tell it - it makes it gold
DoseYouAll
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But your friend lost his gun? that sucks.
And then later on a few weeks later u got sucka punched outta nowhere and seen the guy and he like "YOU THE NIGGA THAT RAN ME OVER!"
Right?
I heard this storey before somewhere...
i was in amsterdam with my brother
besides the usual a~dam smoke outs
my brother picked up fresh mushrooms
he ate some
i was like let me try one
then im like give me another one
wow these things taste good and im feeling better the ecstacy
its raining
im not using my umbrella
im loving the city trams and just on top of the world
we had to catch the train to get back home to eindhoven
so we made our way to the central station
i got the bug eyes going , im smiling, all the sudden
every guy that passed me
looked just like my dad
all the sudden some mean assed fiend yells
what the fuck you looking at man!!!!>???
pulls out a blade
i cower behind my brother
and push him like real fast away from this nut
he passes me cursing and full of bad vibes
then he leaves for good
i was so out of it
i could find no way of explaining bro im trippin out leave me alone
then for the rest of the trip
i get all introspective thinking about mortal enemies
how he could of stabbed me and that would be that
the train comes
i find safety in my seat
after the train rolls out of the station
the conducter says some shit in dutch to me
i look up with huge tripping eyes
and she just lauphs at me
my brother handles the tickets
we get home safe
besides the usual a~dam smoke outs
my brother picked up fresh mushrooms
he ate some
i was like let me try one
then im like give me another one
wow these things taste good and im feeling better the ecstacy
its raining
im not using my umbrella
im loving the city trams and just on top of the world
we had to catch the train to get back home to eindhoven
so we made our way to the central station
i got the bug eyes going , im smiling, all the sudden
every guy that passed me
looked just like my dad
all the sudden some mean assed fiend yells
what the fuck you looking at man!!!!>???
pulls out a blade
i cower behind my brother
and push him like real fast away from this nut
he passes me cursing and full of bad vibes
then he leaves for good
i was so out of it
i could find no way of explaining bro im trippin out leave me alone
then for the rest of the trip
i get all introspective thinking about mortal enemies
how he could of stabbed me and that would be that
the train comes
i find safety in my seat
after the train rolls out of the station
the conducter says some shit in dutch to me
i look up with huge tripping eyes
and she just lauphs at me
my brother handles the tickets
we get home safe
TheParty
Bluelighter
Me and a friend were really high.... and we got on top of a local elementary school.. found a red kickball up there. I threw the kickball at a passing car while driving like 50mph and hit it in the windshield. hahaha
Yo, wat the fuck is up with all these lame ass "stories"that aint even stories? Posting some two sentence shit aint a story. This thread is for STORIES, I mean, Cops busting your party and you running away and escaping with everybodys drugs from the entire party cuz they gave them to you to hold, Stories is how you spend your entire day tryin to cop dope in a hood you never been in before and meet a whole cast of characters and smoke crack in somebodys backyard hiding right under their back window, Stories is how you plan out a huge trip to a hotel and plan a drug extravaganza only to find when you get to the hotel that you left your drugs at home and have to go get them and almost get locked up on the drive back when you get pulled over, etc. Posting "Yo, this one time i was high and i seen a funny shadow on the wall and all night me and my friend couldnt figure out wat it was then we realized it was a spider" or somethin like that, aint a crazy story. This thread is reserved for EPIC TALES that will get told and re told among friends and the people that hear them. For some of the shit that been posted, if u define that as crazy, u must have a boring life. Dont confuse this thread for "was haveyou learned about yourself becuz of drug use" or watever. Save that shit for the darkside forum or somethin. This thread is for tales of epic adventures and horrific failures in the crazy world of drugs, so take out some time and type out a good one for all of us to read and enjoy!
the craziest experiance i ever had was the first time i tripped acid idk if it was cuz of my state of mind or not but it took forever 2 kick in i had did three blotters and i was waiting and nothing happend so i started drinking and still i didnt feel nothing so it felt like forever went by but when i got in the car and started to drive home i was fucked up and i had a long distance to drive i couldnt focus on the road and to this day idk how i made it home safe every little thing ws cathing the corner of my eyes and keeping me dazed looking everywere and the street lights looked like they were dancing to the techno i had playen on the radio
Buddy122
Bluelighter
*Errors in Judgement 101*:
J and myself decided to down a bunch of xanies (not sure exactly how much) and went to A's house. A was 16 and wanted some alcohol so we decided to go buy some. It was late so we drove to the nearest gas station and bought some shitty ass wine for A. Woops, turns out we didn't have a wine-opener in the car, so we headed to the outlet mall to buy one...did I mention it was Black Friday? OK, so on the busiest fucking shopping day of the year, we decide it would be a great idea to go to the most crowded outlet mall in the area to buy this bottle-opener. So, we fight the crowds in our cracked-out state, buy the opener, and get back to the car.
So now, we're back in the car. The scene is me all chilled in the drivers' seat, J with his lids half-opened in the passenger seat, and A in the backseat downing the bottle of wine. So A gets drunk, and we all decide that we're hungry. So we head to Denny's, order up, and wait. It takes fucking forever for the food to come, and in the meantime, J passes out on the table. Food finally comes, and all our orders are fucked up in some manner, we barely eat anything. J wakes up just as A suggests that we leave without paying. This sounds like a great idea to us while we're fucked up, so we leave like 3 bucks on the table so it looks like we paid, then we just walk out. I realize as I'm driving off that there are cameras outside the restaurant and that perhaps they caught my plate on it...oh well.
We just ended up back at A's house to crash for the night.
So yeah, benzos and bad decisions (black friday shopping, buying for minors, dwi, dine and dash).
J and myself decided to down a bunch of xanies (not sure exactly how much) and went to A's house. A was 16 and wanted some alcohol so we decided to go buy some. It was late so we drove to the nearest gas station and bought some shitty ass wine for A. Woops, turns out we didn't have a wine-opener in the car, so we headed to the outlet mall to buy one...did I mention it was Black Friday? OK, so on the busiest fucking shopping day of the year, we decide it would be a great idea to go to the most crowded outlet mall in the area to buy this bottle-opener. So, we fight the crowds in our cracked-out state, buy the opener, and get back to the car.
So now, we're back in the car. The scene is me all chilled in the drivers' seat, J with his lids half-opened in the passenger seat, and A in the backseat downing the bottle of wine. So A gets drunk, and we all decide that we're hungry. So we head to Denny's, order up, and wait. It takes fucking forever for the food to come, and in the meantime, J passes out on the table. Food finally comes, and all our orders are fucked up in some manner, we barely eat anything. J wakes up just as A suggests that we leave without paying. This sounds like a great idea to us while we're fucked up, so we leave like 3 bucks on the table so it looks like we paid, then we just walk out. I realize as I'm driving off that there are cameras outside the restaurant and that perhaps they caught my plate on it...oh well.
We just ended up back at A's house to crash for the night.
So yeah, benzos and bad decisions (black friday shopping, buying for minors, dwi, dine and dash).
i was in uptown nyc in a store
nmy boy joselito yells look and points out the store window
and there was a bum leaving a dump between two parked cars
when he was finished
he just pulled up his droors and walked on
another time saw a bum taking a bath in a puddle
had my camera on me at the time
but figured leave the guy alone
nmy boy joselito yells look and points out the store window
and there was a bum leaving a dump between two parked cars
when he was finished
he just pulled up his droors and walked on
another time saw a bum taking a bath in a puddle
had my camera on me at the time
but figured leave the guy alone
i was in harlem walking down the street with this dread
some skinny cracked out fellah comes up to us and asks if we wanted any meth ?
the dread asks in his heavy accent whats that ?
the meth fellah was like how you gunna do it if you dont know what it is, hehehe?
the dread got all pisssed off and got into the fuck you dont you disrespect me and out comes the dreads gun i kinda just speed up my walk telling the dread to chill
the meth man just walked away in the other direction
some skinny cracked out fellah comes up to us and asks if we wanted any meth ?
the dread asks in his heavy accent whats that ?
the meth fellah was like how you gunna do it if you dont know what it is, hehehe?
the dread got all pisssed off and got into the fuck you dont you disrespect me and out comes the dreads gun i kinda just speed up my walk telling the dread to chill
the meth man just walked away in the other direction
noodlebongsheep
Greenlighter
It was a strange day that started off with a friend and I dropping some hits of cid which somehow seemed to disrupt the flow of normal statistical probability (or something to that effect)
We were walking around outside smoking j's tripping out on funny looking trees and generally just enjoying nature. We were walking along the side of a road with our backs to the oncoming traffic, and I hear this car coming up behind us and all of a sudden i feel something smack into the back of my knee. I got taken right out and ate shit into some fucking bush and for a second I thought that I got shot. I pick myself up and try and figure out what the hell happened and I look around for whatever hit me, and the only thing around is one of those mini pumpkins, a squash or something. Turns out I was the victim of a drive by squashing. At this point I was peaking off the cid and after about half a second of anger my friend and I busrt out laughing.
Props to whoever threw that squash cause it was a good shot out of a car going 30 miles an hour or so. I had a huge bruise on the back of my leg for a week but it was just too funny to be mad about
Next time I'm involved in any drive by vegetable throwing i hope that I'm the one doing the throwing instead of being the target
We were walking around outside smoking j's tripping out on funny looking trees and generally just enjoying nature. We were walking along the side of a road with our backs to the oncoming traffic, and I hear this car coming up behind us and all of a sudden i feel something smack into the back of my knee. I got taken right out and ate shit into some fucking bush and for a second I thought that I got shot. I pick myself up and try and figure out what the hell happened and I look around for whatever hit me, and the only thing around is one of those mini pumpkins, a squash or something. Turns out I was the victim of a drive by squashing. At this point I was peaking off the cid and after about half a second of anger my friend and I busrt out laughing.
Props to whoever threw that squash cause it was a good shot out of a car going 30 miles an hour or so. I had a huge bruise on the back of my leg for a week but it was just too funny to be mad about
Next time I'm involved in any drive by vegetable throwing i hope that I'm the one doing the throwing instead of being the target