Your All-Time Favorite Hip Hop Lyrics . . . version Old School

[Average Whiteboy]

Damn you Sweetpea, I was about to post that! "Ditty" still gets much play from me after all these years.

 

[L O V E L I F E]

Sucker MC's who did not learn
If you don't this time, we shall return
The beat is big, it's kind of large
And when we're on the mic, we're in charge
It's like that y'all (that y'all) like that y'all (that y'all)
Like that-a-tha-that a-like that y'all (that y'all)
Cool chief rocker, I don't drink vodka
But keep a microphone inside my locker
Go to school everyday, on the side makin pay
Cause I'm rockin on the mic until the break of day
And now the things I do make me a star
And you could be too if you know who you are
Just put your mind to it, you'll go real far
Like a pedal to the metal when you're drivin a car
...Liggy-liggy-liggy-listen to the things that I say
Because it's not routine, it's the way I play
Just come out my mouth all time of the day
And then I must have time to give it away
Hey, they used to call me Easy Dee
Cause I rapped on the mic so easily
But now they call me D.M.C.
(He's) the Emcee of the party
The D's for doin it all of the time
The M's for the rhymes that are all mine
The C's for cool, cool as can be
(And why you wear those glasses?) So I can see
Huh-huh
Got rhymes so def, rhymes, rhymes galore
Rhymes that you never even heard before
Now if you say you heard my rhymes, we're gonna have to fight
Cause I just made the mutha fuckas up last night
Microphone master, super rhyme maker
I get def as the others get faker
It's me, D.M.C. in the place to be
And I still got the same old harmony
I'm the devastatin mic-controller
The word wizard and the chief rock roller
Bad b-boy made for the b-girls
Rock ruler rhymes as the turntable twirls
Supreme being who was born to talk
And over sucker MC's all day I walk
A few years ago my name was Joe
And then I went to a party, cold stole the show
Stole it as sure as birds have wings
Now they're callin me DJ Running Things
Got Kurtis Blow down with the two
And my man Larry Lah makes beats for you
Keepin up the funky beat is the Hollis Crew
So Dee, take the mic cause you know I'm through
In case you wonder what all this means
We're funky fresh from Hollis, Queens
Run and Kurt both down with me
And that's the way it's meant to be
I'm the microphone master D.M.C.
Devastatin mic-controller personality
And to the sucker MC's who did not learn
If you don't this time we shall return...
Title: Hollis Crew
Artist: Run DMC
Year: 1984
Queens rocks to the Planet Rock . . . don't stop.

 

[Average Whiteboy]

Artist: LL Cool J
Album: Bigger and Deffer
Song: I Need Love
When I'm alone in my room sometimes I stare at the wall
And in the back of my mind I hear my conscience call
Telling me I need a girl who's as sweet as a dove
For the first time in my life, I see I need love
There I was giggling about the games
That I had played with many hearts, and I'm not saying no names
Then the thought occured, tear drops made my eyes burn
As I said to myself look what you've done to her
I can feel it inside, I can't explain how it feels
All I know is that I'll never dish another raw deal
Playing make believe pretending that I'm true
Holding in my laugh as I say that I love you
Saying amor kissing you on the ear
Whispering I love you and I'll always be here
Although I often reminsce I can't believe that I found
A desire for true love floating around
Inside my soul because my soul is cold
One half of me deserves to be this way till I'm old
But the other half needs affection and joy
And the warmth that is created by a girl and a boy
I need love
I need love
Romance sheer delight how sweet
I gotta find me a girl to make my life complete
You can scratch my back, we'll get cozy and huddle
I'll lay down my jacket so you can walk over a puddle
I'll give you a rose, pull out your chair before we eat
Kiss you on the cheek and say ooh girl you're so sweet
It's deja vu whenever I'm with you
I could go on forever telling you what I do
But where you at you're neither here or there
I swear I can't find you anywhere
Damn sure you ain't in my closet, or under my rug
This love search is really making me bug
And if you know who you are why don't you make yourself seen
Take the chance with my love and you'll find out what I mean
Fantasies can run but they can't hide
And when I find you I'm gon' pour all my love inside
I need love
I need love
I wanna kiss you hold you never scold you just love you
Suck on your neck, caress you and rub you
Grind moan and never be alone
If you're not standing next to me you're on the phone
Can't you hear it in my voice, I need love bad
I've got money but love's something I've never had
I need your ruby red lips sweet face and all
I love you more than a man who's 10 feet tall
I'd watch the sunrise in your eyes
We're so in love when we hug we become paralyzed
Our bodies explode in ecstasy unreal
You're as soft as a pillow and I'm as hard as steel
It's like a dream land, I can't lie I never been there
Maybe this is an experience that me and you can share
Clean and unsoiled yet sweaty and wet
I swear to you this is something that I'll never forget
I need love
I need love
See what I mean I've changed I'm no longer
A play boy on the run I need something that's stronger
Friendship, trust honor respect admiration
This whole experience has been such a revelation
It's taught me love and how to be a real man
To always be considerate and do all I can
Protect you you're my lady and you mean so much
My body tingles all over from the slightest touch
Of your hand and understand I'll be frozen in time
Till we meet face to face and you tell me you're mine
If I find you girl I swear I'll be a good man
I'm not gonna leave it in destiny's hands
I can't sit and wait for my princess to arrive
I gotta struggle and fight to keep my dream alive
I'll search the whole world for that special girl
When I finally find you watch our love unfurl
I need love
I need love
Girl, listen to me
When I be sittin in my room all alone, staring at the wall
Fantasies, they go through my mind
And I've come to realize that I need true love
And if you wanna give it to me girl make yourself seen
I'll be waiting
I love you

 

[Sinthetic]

Artist - Midnight Star
Track - No Parking on the Dance Floor ('83)
Excuse me, madam
You’re standing still in a no parking zone
You don’t get a move on that body
I’ll be forced to give you a ticket
So get with it
There’s a party tonight, you’re in a red light zone
If you don’t want a ticket you better move on
If you break the law you gotta pay your dues
Ain’t much better if you play it by the rules
‘Cause it’s so easy, it’s so right
It’s so easy to rock it with your body, baby
It’s so easy, it’s so right
It’s so easy if you drive it all night
No parking, baby
No parking on the dance floor
No parking, baby
No parking on the dance floor
Let me hear you blow your horn
{Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep} Shake it, baby
{Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep}
{Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep} Rock it, baby
{Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep}
Movin’ violations are easy to fix
Just tell the deejay to fix it in the mix
Shake it up and shake it on down
Let me feel you movin’, you gotta get down
‘Cause it’s so easy, it’s so right
It’s so easy to rock it with your body, baby
It’s so easy, it’s so right
It’s so easy if you drive it all night
No parking, baby
No parking on the dance floor (I wanna say it again)
No parking, baby
No parking on the dance floor {Ah...}
{Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep} Shake it, baby
{Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep}
{Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep} Rock it, baby
{Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep}
Rock it
Work it
Shake it
Don’t drive it
Baby, baby, baby
Don’t park your booty, don’t park your can
It’s time to party, it’s time to jam
Don’t park your booty, don’t park your can
It’s time to party, it’s time to jam
Don’t park your booty, don’t park your can
It’s time to party, it’s time to jam
Don’t park your booty, don’t park your can
It’s time to party, it’s time to jam
No parking, baby
No parking on the dance floor (No, no)
No parking, baby
No parking on the dance floor (Ah...)
No parking, baby
No parking on the dance floor
No parking, baby
No parking on the dance floor
No parking, baby
No parking on the dance floor
No parking, baby
No parking on the dance floor
No parking, baby
No parking on the dance floor
No parking, baby

 

[JerryBlunted]

Listen my brethren, to the lies of the reverend
why should we die to go to Heaven?
Earth is already in space oblivion
These are basic instructions before you leave the Earth
Life is a test may we quest the universe
Within their church I felt the joy and the hurt
The first shall be last and the last shall be first
The basic instructions before you leave the Earth
- GZA "Bible" (maybe a couple words are off, but thats the gist of it)

 

[Doctor Love]

bump of life

Artist Lyrics: Eazy-E
Song Lyrics: Nobody Move
Album Lyrics: Eazy Duz It

Yo Ren you're ready to go get this move?
[Believe that boy]
You're strapped?
[Yeah you know it]
Let's go do this man I got it all planned out
[Yeah shoot any motherfucker that moves]
*pow*
["Alright everybody..."]
This is a stick up everybody get face down
Ren gag their mouths so they can't make a sound
Tie em up for the fact that I'm kickin ass
I got my hand on my gat and I'm tempted to blast
My name is Eazy, but I go the hard way out
This ain't personal, but now I'm about
to commit a crime and go thru with it
You know what, no need for shakin, because I'm used to it
Take out the security guard with a slap of my hand
Yeah, he's wearin' a badge, but he's a ol ass man
Pump his ass in the head, and take his gun
so me and the punk can go one on one
Cover the lens on the TV screen
you know, so me and my gang just can't be seen
Lock the doors, and throw away the key
Close the blinds, so no motherfuckers can see
and smile, you know, cause I'm controllin the shit
and no sucker ass nigga's gonna stop the hit
Wardrobes and locs, and a Ruthless shirt
That means I'm ready to work, and rush a fool to the dirt, so
Chorus:
["Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt"] *pow*
["Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt"] *pow*
["Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt"] *pow*
["Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt"] *pow*
[Alright, anybody move and I'll blow your fuckin head off]
Allright...
Empty your pockets, but do it slow
Take everything you got and lay it on the fuckin floor
Don't make me have to set an example today
and blow one of you crazy motherfuckers away
I'm in a bank, and it's a little bit funny
takin all you stupid motherfuckers' money
Peepin at a bitch cause my dick's on hard
Laughin at the dumb ass security guard
who's tied up for the moment, not sayin' a word
I should have known it before, the motherfucker's a nerd
But back to the bitches I'm peepin
and then untie the hoe, so I can start creepin
Took her to the backroom, about to jack
Cold trailed the bitch, with a gun in the back
I said: "Lay down, and unbutton your bra!"
There was the biggest titties that a nigga ever saw
I said: "Damn", then the air got thinner
Only thought in my mind, was goin' up in her
The suspense was makin' me sick
She took her panties down and the bitch had a dick!
I said: "Damn", dropped the gat from my hand
[What I thought was a bitch, was nothing but a man]
Put the gat to his legs, all the way up his skirt
because this is one faggot that I had to hurt, so
["Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt"] *pow*
["Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt"] *pow*
["Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt"] *pow*
["Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt"] *pow*
[I said get down. I want you all face-down on the floor
Anybody moves and I shoot]
Stackin up the money and there's more to collect
cause I don't give a fuck, I take traveler's checks
Yo, Ren, peep out the window, and tell me what you see
[Three motherfuckin police starin at me; what to do now?]
Hurry up and get on
Allright, tell me, who is the motherfuckin alarm?
I'm a give ya a chance, and count to three
or else five of ya bitches are comin with me
[Police: Allright, Allright, come out niggaz, or we're coming in
This is the only chance to turn yourself in]
Fuck you! We got hostages, and plenty of loot
and don't give a damn and not afraid to shoot
We're sendin out the hostages, all except five
and if you don't meet our demands, they won't stay alive
We want a copter, so we can get away clean
and take some pussy along, if you know what I mean
One hostage got brave, and got off the floor
but I smoked his ass before he got to the door
[Police: They shot a hostage, they shot a hostage!]
[MC Ren: You stupid motherfucker tryin' to run
now you're dead as fuck tryin' to race a gun]
[Police: Allright, this is the last chance to get off your ass
or else the tear gas is about to blast]
I ran to the back and Ren followed behind
to a hell of a spot that was hard to find
The bank was fucked up, the shit was smokin
with screamin hostages, runnin and chokin
Gettin away, but I was suddenly stopped
at point blank range, by a motherfuckin cop
And I hope they don't think that a lesson was taught
cause a nigga like the E was finally caught
My gat wouldn't fire, the shit wouldn't work
So, y'all know what time it is
["Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt"] *pow*
["Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt"] *pow*
["Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt"] *pow*
["Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt"] *pow*
[Police: Well I'm giving you five seconds to let us thru the gate or
I'm gonna shoot two of your guards]
[Hehe, they got me once, but they'll never get me again]

 

[skywise]

fuck. old skool hip-hop lyrics. too many to choose from but heres *one* of my favorites:

too short cusswords

Ronald reagan came up to me and said, do you have the answer
To the united states economy and a cure for cancer?
I said, what are you doin in the white house if you’re not sellin cocaine?
Ask your wife, nancy reagan, I know she’ll spit that game.
Like one night, she came to my house, and gave me a blow job
She licked my dick, up and down, like it was corn on the cob
What is life? it is too $hort
I play the bitches like it’s a sport
Yea, I’ll play the bitches just like y’all
Like dr. j played basketball
You can call me too, don’t say it twice
You’ll get me real mad and I’ll fuck your wife

 

[L O V E L I F E]

You know your little brother is cool when . . .

You know your little brother is cool when . . .

. . . he starts a conversation with:

"Yo, LL, ya' know I found out last night at 3:00 a.m. that some old Beastie Boys lyrics are no longer accurate."

I'll BOLD the no-longer-accurate lyrics below.

Enjoy:


Let it flow - let yourself go
Slow and low - that is the tempo

It's never old school - all brand new
So everybody catch - the bugaloo flu

Not like a fever - not like a cold
The beats are clear - the rhymes are bold

So don't see a doctor or see a nurse
Just listen to the music - first things first

First of all - get off the wall
It's time to party so have a ball

Because we slowed it on down - so get the hell up
Like a volcano I'll erupt

We got determination - bass and highs
White Castle fries only come in one size

What you see is what you get
And you ain't seen - nothing yet

(repeat chorus)

I do not sing - but I make a Def song
You could live your whole life - and I hope you live long

On the Gong Show we won't get gonged
We're the Beastie Boys - not Cheech and Chong

Strong as an ox - fresh out the box
The crowd is so live - they're coming in flocks

And when we go on - the crowd goes off
It's all hard rock - there's nothing soft

(repeat chorus)

We don't only rock the house but we'll house we rock
We don't stroll but we roll straight to the top

M.C.A., Adrock, Mike D. makes three
And we can do it like this in the place to be

When I'm recorded - you'll be rewarded
I know my song is Def 'cause you all applauded

Not P.C.P. or L.S.D. - just me Mike D. in the place to be
This is not free - you must pay a fee

Cash on delivery like a C.O.D.

(repeat chorus)

The beat is slow in order to dance
I wanna hear I dos and no I can't

First you move your legs - and then your arms
It's not fast and nervous - this dance is calm

It's truly stable and you ought to be able
To dance to the record when it's on the turntable

(repeat chorus)

Title: Slow and Low

Artist: The Beastie Boys

Album: Licensed To Ill

 

[Señora Frijol]

I can't recall if this song was posted here but i just heard it redone by Bloodhound Gang and it brought back good time memories . Plus this thread needs revived (remember we were bolding our favorite line):


It's Tricky / Run DMC
This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital
To rock (a rhyme), that's right (on time)
It's Tricky is the title, here we go...

It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...Tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tricky) Trrrrrrrrrrricky


I met this little girlie, her hair was kinda curly
Went to her house and bust her out, I had to leave real early
These girls are really sleazy, all they just say is please me
Or spend some time and rock a rhyme, I said "It's not that easy"

It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...(How is it D?) It's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Trrrrrricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...Tricky (Tricky) Tricky


In New York the people talk and try to make us rhyme
They really (hawk) but we just (walk) because we have no time
And in the city it's a pity cos we just can't hide
Tinted windows don't mean nothin', they know who's inside

It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...(How is it D?) Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky) huh!


When I wake up people take up mostly all of my time
I'm not singin', phone keep ringin' cos I make up a rhyme
I'm not braggin', people naggin' cos they think I'm a star
Always tearin' what I'm wearin', I think they're goin' too far
A girl named Carol follows Daryll every gig we play
Then D dissed her and dismissed her, now she's jockin' Jay
I ain't lyin', girls be cryin' cos I'm on TV
They even bother my poor father cos he's down with me

It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...(How is it?) Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...Tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tr-Tr-Tr-Tricky) Tr-tr-tr...



We are not thugs (we don't use drugs) but you assume (on your own)
They offer coke (and lots of dope) but we just leave it alone
It's like that y'all (y'all), but we don't quit
You keep on (rock!) shock! Cos this is it...

 

[Jert]

Great stuff in this thread..

Hey Btw.. AVERAGE WHITEBOY.. have you heard the dynamite hack cover of Boyz-N-The-Hood? Its brilliant.