You won't believe what this teen shoved up his bum

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Pennsylvania teen Christopher Scheller found to have concealed robbery loot up his rectum

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POLICE in Pennsylvania made an "unusual find" after collaring a suspected teenage drink driver. A mountain of buried treasure … up his bum.

Police found the seemingly intoxicated Christopher Scheller, 18, near his car after it crashed into a tree in Southern York County early in December.

Officers had not suspected Scheller of any further naughty behaviour as they had found no junk in his trunk.

However, WHTM-TV reports that when Scheller was sent to hospital for an examination, doctors decided it would be wise to take an X-ray as the teen was in an unusual degree of discomfort.

The image turned up "an abnormality".

Several "abnormalities", in fact.

Scheller refused to have the objects removed. He would be fine, he insisted.

But he wasn't.

Eventually the pain became so great that he consented to being placed on the surgeon's table, under the surgeons' steady, latex-clad hands.

Here's what they found:

- Four bracelets

- Four necklaces

- 11 ladies rings

- A socket wrench

- A bag of synthetic marijuana

Police smelt a rat, among other things.

So they investigated the objects.

It turned out that the items had that evening been stolen from a house in Heidelberg Township.

Scheller, desperate to conceal the evidence upon the arrival of police at the scene of his accident, tried to stash the items.

The first place he thought of was … up his bum.

He was charged with theft, receiving stolen property and driving while under the influence.

http://www.news.com.au/world/pennsy...ot-up-his-rectum/story-fndir2ev-1226799748274
 
Here's what they found:

- Four bracelets

- Four necklaces

- 11 ladies rings

- A socket wrench

- A bag of synthetic marijuana

Police smelt a rat, among other things.

Wait, did he stuff a live rat up his rectum? God that must have been uncomfortable.
 
This is what happens when "reality" shows get out of control and make the entire population of a country into complete retarded morons. Ewww I thought most states in the USA had made that nasty ass "synthetic pot" illegal??
 
i cant help but think of the scenario between him seeing flashing lights and wrapping his car around a tree, to then pulling down his pants and shoving a socket wrench amongst other items up his ass without lube?

it seems obscure to me. then again im not 18.

...kytnism...:|
 
i cant help but think of the scenario between him seeing flashing lights and wrapping his car around a tree, to then pulling down his pants and shoving a socket wrench amongst other items up his ass without lube?
It's really quite a feat. They used an X-ray, but I'd have imagined the back of his pants being covered in blood from his socket wrench ravaged lube-less asshole would have been a tell. If anyone is having trouble understanding what I mean, let's visualize the loot while thinking about shoving each of these items up our assholes:
- Four bracelets
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- Four necklaces
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- 11 rings (fist added for effect)
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- A bag of synthetic marijuana
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- And a fucking socket wrench (presumably used to jam the rest up far enough to make room for a fucking socket wrench)

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lol. The guy must have been used to having things in his bum or something, I really don't know anyone could do that, even just a couple of those things. There was another article we had on here where someone had a pretty sizeable amount of pills in either their bum or vagina, can't recall if it was a guy or girl.
 
lol. The guy must have been used to having things in his bum or something, I really don't know anyone could do that, even just a couple of those things. There was another article we had on here where someone had a pretty sizeable amount of pills in either their bum or vagina, can't recall if it was a guy or girl.
there was an article here where a woman had a few hundred roxy's up her snatch iirc
 
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