F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Mouse update:
Yeh I know it's taken me a week to make further under-bed investigations, but yesterday after much procrastinatory moving of heavy furniture & hoovering around things (yes I'm a twat who's scared of mice) I plucked up the courage to continue gingerly removing stuff from under the bed & attempting to discover if there were actually mice living there
I pulled out a big empty plastic storage container (why was it empty when I've got so much shite, I just thought to myself, then remembered I'd provided it for my ex to put his shite in when he visited) found an unidentified pill from the benzo-reckless boyfriend visits, then looked under with a torch, to find........
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Grim.....I just couldn't cope with it yesterday & was steeled to sort it out this morning with a young helper but had workmen in
'Do NOT mention the dead mouse under my bed ok?'
then luckily my friend turned up for a cuppa who's good with this rodent & dead things shit & she scooped it up (it's skeletal little head dropped off in the process) in a box & waved it in my face for good screamy measure & I was very grateful and have done much deterging and cleaning of the area
I think it had been chased under my door (big gap) by one of the cats (a VERY long time ago obviously) & obviously expired under the box
The end
Please don't tell me that was a rat, not a mouse Fubar
Pfft... Not only was that a rat, that was Rattus giganticus - and if you hadn't been so greedy and snaffled all the munchies, it would have grown to the size of a cow and torn you to bits in your sleep.
Beware Rattus giganticus...