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You Right now V3 - A new Dawn, A new Bromance

Buspersons Holiday said:
Mouse update:
Yeh I know it's taken me a week to make further under-bed investigations, but yesterday after much procrastinatory moving of heavy furniture & hoovering around things (yes I'm a twat who's scared of mice) I plucked up the courage to continue gingerly removing stuff from under the bed & attempting to discover if there were actually mice living there
I pulled out a big empty plastic storage container (why was it empty when I've got so much shite, I just thought to myself, then remembered I'd provided it for my ex to put his shite in when he visited) found an unidentified pill from the benzo-reckless boyfriend visits, then looked under with a torch, to find........

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Grim.....I just couldn't cope with it yesterday & was steeled to sort it out this morning with a young helper but had workmen in
'Do NOT mention the dead mouse under my bed ok?'
then luckily my friend turned up for a cuppa who's good with this rodent & dead things shit & she scooped it up (it's skeletal little head dropped off in the process) in a box & waved it in my face for good screamy measure & I was very grateful and have done much deterging and cleaning of the area
I think it had been chased under my door (big gap) by one of the cats (a VERY long time ago obviously) & obviously expired under the box
The end
Please don't tell me that was a rat, not a mouse Fubar
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Pfft... Not only was that a rat, that was Rattus giganticus - and if you hadn't been so greedy and snaffled all the munchies, it would have grown to the size of a cow and torn you to bits in your sleep.

Beware Rattus giganticus...
 
Thank god I ate all the pies
Maybe there were more benzos dropped than I found
Do you think I should leave the one I found as a peace offering/eternal sleeping tablet for any future wanky-cat-chased-under-bed invaders?
 
Killing time before I get out of the office for the weekend.

Got a fucking another pimple/boil on my eye lash area. Sore shit.
 
My cat brought a live mouse in to play with one night last Summer, and it ended up escaping from him and making itself a nest under the hearth of my wood burning stove. They found the nest when they relaid my new laminate. (It was on the Insurance so I didn't feel too bad about getting a firm in because I at least know I can lay laminate flooring, and to a standard deemed praiseworthy by professional laminators =D )

The nest had lain unoccupied for some time, so at leasr Spook redeemed himself in the end.
 
Buspersons Holiday said:
Mouse update:
Yeh I know it's taken me a week to make further under-bed investigations, but yesterday after much procrastinatory moving of heavy furniture & hoovering around things (yes I'm a twat who's scared of mice) I plucked up the courage to continue gingerly removing stuff from under the bed & attempting to discover if there were actually mice living there
I pulled out a big empty plastic storage container (why was it empty when I've got so much shite, I just thought to myself, then remembered I'd provided it for my ex to put his shite in when he visited) found an unidentified pill from the benzo-reckless boyfriend visits, then looked under with a torch, to find........

L9xWaGBm.jpg


Grim.....I just couldn't cope with it yesterday & was steeled to sort it out this morning with a young helper but had workmen in
'Do NOT mention the dead mouse under my bed ok?'
then luckily my friend turned up for a cuppa who's good with this rodent & dead things shit & she scooped it up (it's skeletal little head dropped off in the process) in a box & waved it in my face for good screamy measure & I was very grateful and have done much deterging and cleaning of the area
I think it had been chased under my door (big gap) by one of the cats (a VERY long time ago obviously) & obviously expired under the box
The end
Please don't tell me that was a rat, not a mouse Fubar
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Woaahhh, fuck. You didn't smell it?

Even peoples mice/rats fell to the rc benzos round here.
 
Tranced said:
Woaahhh, fuck. You didn't smell it?

Even peoples mice/rats fell to the rc benzos round here.
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No, I had no idea and it's taken me so long to sort it all out under there because of my irrational phobic fear of live mice & dead anythings
It's ridiculous and makes me so pissed off with myself as I'm pretty fearless and proficient at dealing with situations involving people and emergencies, but terrified of silly things that can't harm me

I'd seriously be more capable & confident of dealing with a deranged axe murderer than a live/dying/dead creature in my home
 
Continuing to appear busy. Actually am busy. One hour until the getaway car leaves.


This job. . . I'm being introduced to people as either the "new engineer", or "hydraulics specialist/expert". I am not, and have not claimed to be, either one. . .

I'm a simple mechanic ffs.
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Tell ya wot, get someone to place a half dead mouse under your bed, then I'll break into your house equipped with a 'Scream' mask and a rusty axe. Then tell me which you would prefer... ;)
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Fuck you!

I would never 'get' someone to place any portion of dead mouse under my bed & I'd be very annoyed if you broke in with a rusty axe & would have to insist on sharpening it for you
 
Am getting over my first-world problems of yesterday & thanking bejeezus I only have 2 more nights of sharing a house with family (apart from the one I have to share my house with) overseas. I'm almost nearly even looking forward to going back to work next week ffs
 
Buspersons Holiday said:
Am getting over my first-world problems of yesterday & thanking bejeezus I only have 2 more nights of sharing a house with family (apart from the one I have to share my house with) overseas. I'm almost nearly even looking forward to going back to work next week ffs
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How was yer trip BH? Would have been better without your family by the sound of it. I can relate to that...
 
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