You might have grown soft over the years if...

[manboychef]

You might be going soft if you listen to NPR while driving to cop.

You " " " " you find the dulcet tones of yanni and zamfear to be the soundtrack of your life.

You " " " " if you mix Mira lax and fiber into your vodka in the morning....and you call it a "shitty Mary"

 

[Whosajiggawaaa]

 

[bunge]

Change that too having to take her all the way to china town used a 5th of tank of gas. But I got two FAT GRAMS straight from the harro pweases. + having her apologise pretty much the whole journey for my high oxy dependance like I got cancer lol.

That shit just cracked me up!lol.
Imagine...having your dealer (or lil'sister) apologizing for your habit.
Still, I wouldnt play it too much, she might decide to cut you off for your own good!lmao.

 

[Whosajiggawaaa]

^ Yeah I could kick myself for letting her know how bad it was. It was his lil sister, he is away she jus doing his chilled work and if I'm honest she brought her 2 small children with too when I picked her up, they were very well behaved over the course of the drive lol.

 

[Keith_Bandit]

You had more weed connects in high school then you do in your twenties

 

[Mr.Scagnattie]

You actually resolve conflicts with words instead of a brick..

 

[manboychef]

you use ben gay.

 

[Whosajiggawaaa]

u pay extra for personal safety and to be sure u don't end up sentenced to rape. That's pretty much what a jail sentence is here to us "minorities" lol.

 

[Keith_Bandit]

oldies are good sometimes after the fact but it's all about sports radio when youre killing some time. Nothing passes the time faster than vehemently disagreeing with whoever just called in

 

[LogicSoDeveloped]

You haven't greeted the sunrise with spun eyes in over a year.

 

[Pill2Chill]

You actually resolve conflicts with words instead of a brick..

Fuckin' pussy!

 

[bunge]

You actually resolve conflicts with words instead of a brick..

Ah, those were the days. :-D

 

[Mr.Scagnattie]

Fuckin' pussy!

Haha. I know right? What have I becomeeee!!

 

[Whosajiggawaaa]

Nothing more life affirming that trying to avoid a brick coming at you from reasonable distance (and high up) - lobbed if you will. It was very hard for me to work out where to run to get out of it's path but I escaped it and ran. Memories....

If you hesitate to get in a fight if some guy doesn't move out of your way at your local watering hole.

 

[manboychef]

You go to wine tastings instead of drinking with bums under an overpass

 

[Whosajiggawaaa]

If crushing oxy is too much effort so u jus chew it. hardly ever rail it.

 

[SirTophamHat]

^well you're getting more bioavailability so that's kinda economical.

you might have grown soft if you find yourself thinking about what you have to do on X day before taking or searching for Y drug.

 

[95Land]

If you originally stopped IV'ing your dope due to venous issues, so you started IM'ing.. and now you actually prefer the way IM'ing feels.

Wait, what?

 

[Mr.Scagnattie]

Preferring IM'ing? Huhhh?

 

[deltakappamu]

Preferring IM'ing? Huhhh?

YEP.

thats me.