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You might have grown soft over the years if...

Mr.Scagnattie said:
Hah. Just me being my usual charming and friendly self.
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Lol. Its hard work being a role-model and upstanding member of the community. :-D

@weekend addiction, im with you on that one mate. It can be fustrating when things are slow going but when lifes like that I just remember the tortoise and the hare.lol

@ 95land, its tough taking a step back and doing nothing but sometimes im pleasantly surprised by just how big a bitch slap karma gives my enemies!.
 
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Yes, I lol too with the unsympathetic russian sayings,

Today at the dentist, I heard the dentist's russian assistant with someone canceling on the phone because they were sick and didn't feel up to coming in today.

She said three times "I hope you feel BET-TER"

and then finally said really quickly "I wish you speedy recovery" and proceeded to hang up

Oh, and you might have grown soft over the years if you want to OBEY THE LAW
 
I hung out with our German exchange student a decent amount during that particular year of HS.
I would purposely try to get her to express her feelings/emote just so I could hear phrases like, "I just want to feel what it's like to be in love" in that ridiculously thick German accent.
It was good shit. Kinda reminded me of the Tool track where some guys speaking in German and it sounds like Nazi propaganda but it's actually a muffin recipe.
In German or just the accent, Everything sounds so serious/authoritarian.
 
^ Yeah german too. They should have deeply unsympathetic german and russian/eastern european hostage negotiators and people who talk people out of jumping. That would be fantastic.

"I hate my life, the bitch left me, took my babies and all my money and I'm going to jump" ".... gyes, gyes bitch to me more pussyboy I chhave allll ze time in ze worldz for diiiz".
 
95Land said:
I hung out with our German exchange student a decent amount during that particular year of HS.
I would purposely try to get her to express her feelings/emote just so I could hear phrases like, "I just want to feel what it's like to be in love" in that ridiculously thick German accent.
It was good shit. Kinda reminded me of the Tool track where some guys speaking in German and it sounds like Nazi propaganda but it's actually a muffin recipe.
In German or just the accent, Everything sounds so serious/authoritarian.
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Dier Von Satan.. good song. lol
 
BlueSaffron said:
I love them on a guy. Hot.
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Well, then...
Hello there, lady.

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To fucked to remember if this one was said but you've grown soft if you get much lower quality drugs then expected/warranted but your just happy to be high/have anything and you don't even complain about it.

On a comical note, we had a Russian substitute for biology in HS and she had a terribly thick accent and was terrible. She was talking about how sugars interact with something or other but whenever she tried pronounce sugar it came out "Sooo-Gar"(sounded like shoe gar...)which sounded absolutely hilarious. My friend repeatedly got her to say it at least fifteen or so times by expertly pretending to be confused about the process, the entire class was trying so hard to hold back their laughter.
 
If while you're at the pharmacy waiting for your bupe script, your friend* texts you and says he'll trade you a gram for five subs, and it's some fire...

...& you just end up going home and hating yourself for passing it up, but having everybody else being proud of you for actually turning down dope. For once.


*dealer.
 
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