You might have grown soft over the years if...

[Whosajiggawaaa]

Your dealer meets at 2pm after church with his baby on sundays and is still extremely polite even when your late (I MUST BE and HAVE BEEN GETTING FUCKED SO HARD).

 

[Whosajiggawaaa]

Guess I'm the only one then lol.

 

[JunkieDays]

When you don't get pleasure out of bashing somebodies skull in.

lol

 

[Whosajiggawaaa]

rofl

 

[Pill2Chill]

If you're fine with being sober?

 

[Tommyboy]

If your dealer is running really late you don't even call to see where he is and put the pressure on him, but instead take the attitude of "if he comes he comes, if he doesn't he doesn't."

 

[weekend addiction]

When you actually prefer not only the taste but even the effect of light beer.

 

[Whosajiggawaaa]

If your dealer is running really late you don't even call to see where he is and put the pressure on him, but instead take the attitude of "if he comes he comes, if he doesn't he doesn't."

LOL. I always do this if it's something I REALLY want. 99% of the time I get a nicer amount than when I pester.

 

[Whosajiggawaaa]

When you actually prefer not only the taste but even the effect of light beer.

Aint nothing wrong with light beer yo.

 

[ensta]

Aint nothing wrong with light beer yo.

Everything wrong with light beer. Similarly, decaf coffee.

 

[SirTophamHat]

if you've thought even once! "i'm too old for this"

 

[JunkieDays]

YMHGSOTY - If you say "Hey, hold my beer!"
And live to talk about it.

 

[Blind Melon]

When limiting meth + ghb consumtion to a few times a month and daily benzo consumtion to an avg of no more than 5mg clonazepam a day is a victory. Time to rethink some behaviors.

 

[Whosajiggawaaa]

if you've thought even once! "i'm too old for this"

Lol. SirtophamDannyGlover.

Edit OT: When you take your OxyContin 80s whole with a glass of water out of lazyness.

 

[weekend addiction]

if you've thought even once! "i'm too old for this"

Lol for real. One time I went with a few guys\gals from work to a stereotypical college bar (which I hate!!!).

At some point some fucker with his hat on backwards knocked a 7 dollar shot of whiskey out of my hand and didn't even say sorry. I thought about throwing the kid across the beer pong table. Then I thought to myself why am I even at a bar with a beer pong table? I don't even know how to play.

 

[SirTophamHat]

Edit OT: When you take your OxyContin 80s whole with a glass of water out of lazyness.

Haha, you grandma!

Signed,

danny glover

Lol for real. One time I went with a few guys\gals from work to a stereotypical college bar (which I hate!!!).

At some point some fucker with his hat on backwards knocked a 7 dollar shot of whiskey out of my hand and didn't even say sorry. I thought about throwing the kid across the beer pong table. Then I thought to myself why am I even at a bar with a beer pong table? I don't even know how to play.

Wow, I've never even seen a bar that hosted beer pong. Did they use a new ball for each shot or was there a "wash" cup? SMH I don't even wanna know... As for your whiskey, I would have been livid. I don't blame you for getting pissed.

You know you're getting soft when you stop cold copping (picking up from complete stranger). <--- not that I've gotten there yet

 

[Tryptamino]

if you've thought even once! "i'm too old for this"

yep...

 

[Pill2Chill]

Wow, I've never even seen a bar that hosted beer pong. Did they use a new ball for each shot or was there a "wash" cup? SMH I don't even wanna know... As for your whiskey, I would have been livid. I don't blame you for getting pissed.

How could he have gotten 'pissed' if he didn't have his whiskey. British slang ftw.

 

[SirTophamHat]

I knew someone would bring that up. Better to have said "weekend addiction should have taken the piss out of him" eh?

Answer: Because 'Murica. and that's that.

 

[Pill2Chill]

^I was just 'taking the piss' out of you.