I'd drink from that.My largest cup is the left side of my bra
I'd drink from that.My largest cup is the left side of my bra
I'd drink to that.I'd drink from that.
If you wake up and you're shaking so bad you can't smoke a cigarette, so you go inside, drink till you stop shaking, and then go outside and smoke a cigarette
Also...
Going to your first AA meeting completely terrified and it makes you cry because you've had the same experiences they're talking about, but still being scared to go again.
You might be an alcoholic if you only buy booze that comes in 2 litre plastic bottles.
Proper quality alcohol should always be sold in large plastic bottles.
You've been drinking with your friend almost non-stop since friday morning.... (Just stopped drinking less than an hour agoy
You're so drunk you start dancing to yeah by usher and rapping party up in here.... 99 problems and other stupid shit. Then literally listening to jump around by house of pain...and then you hear your bed break. Whoops we were so drunk...
Your mom ends up smelling your cup and going is this vodka I smell and then says "you guys are eighteen and already pathetic drunks...."
LOL... Just another day. Now watching spun cause we drank all our liquor.
Oh yeah another one from today of what my friend and I did:
You go to the mall to go get your work schedule with your friend and then you decide to start drinking after you get your schedule. So you go to dairy queen to get two artic rushes (slushies) then walk to the bathroom and both wait for the chick to leave... Then go to seperate stalls one with vodka and one with captain morgan...then you pour the liquor in the drinks and start walking around the mall sipping alcohol... Even though you totally work at the mall and if you got caught you could of lost your job....
Also you know you're an alcoholic when you take a taxi to your house and the cab driver is playing forgot about dre and having a long ass convo with us and then asks us what we're sipping on.... Then we just drunkenly laugh and we say ummm slushies with some additives and he's like that's what I thought..
Then we ended up drinking more tonight/this morning than we did new years night.
you read a thread on bluelight asking what your favourite thing to do drunk is and sit there thinking about it and come up with nothing because you're in fact always drunk