You might be a tweaker if...

[negrogesic]

If you insist on smoking Mexican cartel meth even though it only really gets you high if you treat it more like MDMA and eat large doses.

Not sure about injecting, that might work well too. But the stuff sucks when smoked. Yet actual tweakers insist on smoking it nonetheless.

 

[Nas47]

if u ride a bycicle wich is too small for u 40km on mountain terrain in one direction just to buy

 

[kiely]

You might be a tweeker if you is always ' tweeked' .

 

[Nas47]

i was a tweaker for about a whole year 6-7 years ago....but.it's finished without any intention from myself to do it.....just a phase

 

[TheGyattDamnRizzler]

You have cameras out infront of your house. Knives, flash lights and guns everywhere and you need a 2 am shot to "CHILL OUT. IM CHILL! I NEED TO CHILL!"

 

[chippermonk]

You might be a tweaker if you frantically play a violin with only one string for hours on end in the subway with your hat out for change. And when people pay you to stop, you ignore them.
(I should have asked for a refund)

 

[nativenick]

You might be a tweaker if it's Monday morning you have a splitting headache, and your piss is more orange than garfield because the only fluid you drank in the last 72 hours is 2 ensures, 3 king cans of beer, a powerade aaand like maybe 1 or 2 glasses of water... a gulp or two here and there over the whole 72 hours naturally.

 

[nativenick]

if u ride a bycicle wich is too small for u 40km on mountain terrain in one direction just to buy

Lol man the amount of times I've seen a dude 30 plus years old riding a lil kids bike between 9pm and 7 am who is obviously geeked and on a mish.. Lol I thought this was some hood shit but I guess it's a rural thing too?

 

[jasperkent]

...if your primary circle of friends consists of "the shadow people" and those inexplicable voices you hear coming from empty rooms.

 

[jasperkent]

...if there are 47 lightbulbs in your apartment but only two of them are actually emitting light.

 

[chippermonk]

...and if you keep bringing home more burnt out bulbs from your nightly missions

 

[jasperkent]

...you convince yourself that dozing off for 20 minutes was a decent amount of sleep...for the week.

 

[nativenick]

You might be a tweaker if you legit thought bikers and street gangs were gonna illuminati human sacrifice you on winter solstice...Amphetamine psychosis does scary shit to your brain lol.. Don't you dare judge me

 

[jasperkent]

....if, in a state of paranoia, you conclude that BlueLight is actually a law enforcement site full of cops. "It's right there in the name! Blue Lights, ya know?"

(this actually happened to me during a week-long meth binge about 8 years ago)

 

[HoneyBucket]

- If you're 4 hours deep into your visit to the D. I. (or local thrift store) and can feel your heart pounding as you mentally obsess on appearing nonchalant as you push your full-as-fuck shopping cart into one of the dressing rooms.
- If you're still on your fake-phone-call, pretending to be having an argument with your boyfriend (saying all the things you wish you would have said in the real one), & you're not even in the dressing room anymore; in fact, you're clear down the street, almost to the train station. & you're still holding that damn phone to your ear.

 

[Tazadeguate]

You might be a tweeker if 10:02 is your favorite part of the day.

You might be a tweeker if you find yourself looking for shards you may have dropped on the ground yesterday, last week, or last year.



What you got?

I was the queen of carpet surfing. I spent a entire day doing it once

 

[kiely]

When ....... you lie !!!

 

[Nightwalker973]

You might be a tweaker if you swear "I've had so much caffeine bro"

 

[chippermonk]

You might be a tweaker if you're always explaining that those are spider bites on your knuckles