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You might be a tweaker if...

You might be a tweaker if....

- your face resembles a pepperoni pizza.
- you can go from freezing cold and wearing winter clothes in front of a heater to being boiling hot and practically strolling around naked in the space of 10 minutes.
- all night sex marathons and watching porn are just the norm for you.
 
Lol,
You might be a tweaker if you haven't washed the inside your car windshield where you normally smoke and ride and try scraping the windshield thinking that the idiot who you were with that spilled the bag touched the windshield too much thinking that maybe some got stuck, or dropped in the tight space between the glass and the dash.
 
Eveleivibe said:
hahahaha although this is an old thread this gave me a chuckle. I must admit I was hours once looking for bits of 3-FPM. How sad was I.
Evey
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Hahaha haven't we all done the old obsessive search in odd places for any little crumb leftover?
On hands and knees sifting through the carpet, getting excited at every granule you find only to realize its either a grain of salt or broken glass. Paranoid af and not wanting to be seen whilst carrying out your desperate search so practically jumping to your feet at every sound you hear.

I once literally crawled through every room of the house after a bender convinced at least one person must have spilt a few crumbs at some point of the night somewhere. After hours of searching I actually did find a rock but ironically it was on the floor next to my bed where I had been most of the night haha.
 
You might be a tweaker when you smoke clear and smoke weed and literallly forget the last thing you just said.

You might be a tweaker if you ever bought from someone selling product and there were 2-4 random "girls" around.

You might be a tweaker if you know your friened just stole your bag- and now that person is helping you look for it

you might be a tweaker if you love being hyper-sexual active.

You might be a tweaker if you use Clandestine Methamphetamine.... B) - stick to adderall and dexedrine ppl
 
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You might be a tweaker if you're jerking off for hours on end and when your girl walks in the room and asks you if you're looking at porn and you respond with your dick in your hands, "No babe I'm just checking out classical cars is all."

Hahaha good times man good times! Meth + Porn = GOOD TIMES! Meth + Pornstars = MY ULTIMATE HEAVEN! Damn it's been way too long since I've had some fun with that!
 
Draven26 said:
You might be a tweaker if you're jerking off for hours on end and when your girl walks in the room and asks you if you're looking at porn and you respond with your dick in your hands, "No babe I'm just checking out classical cars is all."

Hahaha good times man good times! Meth + Porn = GOOD TIMES! Meth + Pornstars = MY ULTIMATE HEAVEN! Damn it's been way too long since I've had some fun with that!
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hahahahahahaha that gave me a right cluckle lol

Evey
 
-If you smoke a bowl of weed with your younger brother and you light the bottom of the bowl out of habit
-you are convinced your neighbors can hear everything your doing so you try to move around as little as possible
-you are convinced there are people in your attic, so you go in the attic, once there you are convinced those same people are hiding in the insulation so you begin ripping up the insulation
 
Eveleivibe said:
hahahahahahaha that gave me a right cluckle lol

Evey
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Hahaha I'm glad that made you laugh. My wife brought that up a couple of months ago. She said remember the last time you relapsed.. and I said yeah that was about 4 years ago if not longer and it was the worst because you wouldn't let me jack off or call up one of my pornstar lady friends to have a 3 way! Instead you expected me to lay in bed with you and try to fall asleep! She laughed her ass off and said, "A) You're not jacking off to other women B) I don't share my man so no 3 way and C) It's midnight babe we're supposed to be in bed!

Hahaha oh man I was a funny tweeker! I was definitely a functioning addict though. I still have my pearly whites and that was the one thing I never wanted to lose is my killer smile! I'm very insecure about myself even though people tell me I'm attractive all the time. I've just always felt inadequate. Probably because before my wife I attracted the bad/abusive/broken hoes that fucked with my heart pretty badly. But anyways.. I'm proud to be clean and sober from meth because it is a nasty drug. But I will say the reason for me using it was because I feel like it has potential! It's better than caffeine in terms of clean energy and I just love being able to have endless amounts of energy to run errands and get shit done and have amazing workouts and get completely shredded to the bone. After a while when my body adjusted to it I was able to eat normal and be able to get some hours of sleep if I chose to. All and all out of all the drugs I've done I feel like I got the most out of meth.. but it's a drug.. and it's a very addictive one! So I advise against it but if you are still going to choose to go that route just be careful! Be safe.. and most importantly have fun and wear a condom hahaha cheers! Love ya'll!
 
I've got 3 more and then I'm done for the night haha

* You might be a tweeker if you are so paranoid that you think your boss is talking shit behind your back and favors the other employees so you choke his ass out and he fires you because of your anger and you just laugh it off because he hands you $700 in total from everything you last made on your paycheck and you're stoked because it's going straight towards meth and cigs!

* You might be a tweeker if you carry a hammer while you're driving pissed off at all the slow fucking drivers in front of you! No reason for the hammer but mainly to intimidate people. In reality you just look like a crazy ass white boy that needs to get off the speed lmaooo

* You might be a tweeker if you tell your girl you need to borrow her debit card and she later asks you, "Babe, did you spend $40 dollars on some site called xxxpornjobs.com?" And you say yes because you know you guys are hurting for money and you figured with your sex drive due to to the meth.. what better way to support your habit but to do porn and fuck hot bitches and get paid for it hahaha
 
yadida7570 said:
Kinda sounds like a stoner move, actually.
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meh, I've done the contacts thing before. Not thinking it was facebook lmfao but going through every contact and making sure each had the correct and standard formatting capitalization and the correct international country codes (+44 etc), and honestly, my phone calls have gone through quicker ever since then, although that's likely coincidental.
 
if you just spent the past 7 hours on snapchat/taking pictures of yourself
 
HxC MADxMAN said:
You know you're a tweaker when the website you are trying to use keeps throwing an error code when trying to load, so you open developer mode in your browser because you're sure you can re write the coding and fix it. Even though you've never had even 1 second of coding experience.

...when someone mentions that you look tired, so you make up a reason on why you had to stay up all night last light, but you've really been up for 120 hours.

...you've reheated the same meal in the microwave over a dozen times in the last 4 hours, and you haven't even had one bite.
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Lol done but with cup of coffee hahaha

Evey
 
HxC MADxMAN said:
You know you're a tweaker when the website you are trying to use keeps throwing an error code when trying to load, so you open developer mode in your browser because you're sure you can re write the coding and fix it. Even though you've never had even 1 second of coding experience.

...when someone mentions that you look tired, so you make up a reason on why you had to stay up all night last light, but you've really been up for 120 hours.

...you've reheated the same meal in the microwave over a dozen times in the last 4 hours, and you haven't even had one bite.
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Hahaha oh man that last one is definitely true! I remember the feeling of being able to go without food and sleep for weeks.. but I was also working out at the gym and I had a job so that shit didn't fly for long! Eventually I would feel like I was about to faint so I'd chow down on some fruits and snacks and drink a shit ton of water and then catch up on sleep and getting back to my normal diet. That's the thing with meth.. you gotta take care of yourself and make sure you allow your self the proper rest and nutrition and always floss and brush you teeth! I'm grateful I have my pearly whites because that's the one thing I'm secure about is my smile. But drugs are drugs.. they have their ups and downs but as long as your'e careful! And as long as you don't binge on that shit haha
 
Burnt Offerings said:
I don't smoke it (anymore) but I remember how pointless that always was when I did...you usually had built your amp tolerance up so high that the paltry amount of resin built up in the stem didn't even hit the spot at all.

If you hadn't smoked tweak in a while the stem resin would probably get you high, but usually if you were vaping that you had just run out and were desperately getting every last little bit you could
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Gotta save the resin its like a piggy bank for the future.
 
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