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You might be a stoner if...

oh you know your a stoner when you dont realize your scale is reading everything as twice as much as it really is until after three pick ups and you just blamed your loss on smoking too much.

you know your a stoner when you get pulled over and burp weed smoke in the cops face 20 minutes after blazing and they cant do shit because theres nothing on you.

you know your a stoner if you cant help rolling your cigarettes into cones
 
also you might be a stoner if by the time youve smoked half your pouch of tobacco every cigarette tastes a little like weed from the amount that spilled in while rolling spliffs.
 
i know im a stoner when i smoke weed at the rate at which i have it. having gone through ounces in the amount of time a half a gram has lasted me when shit is not so legit
 
When you're driving in your car and become confuzed by music that seems to be eminating from nowhere...Only to realize it was your radio.8(
 
azgaza said:
- If you've never done another drug without adding weed in the mix (I actually haven't :o)
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Me either, plan on trying it someday though.

*If you go into the supermarket for munchies when there's a gas station right beside it.

*You drink more than a marathon runner.

*You send texts to yourself of stupid/funny things you or your friends said when you were high. (Otherwise how would you remember?)
 
MuffinMan said:
When you're driving in your car and become confuzed by music that seems to be eminating from nowhere...Only to realize it was your radio.8(
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haha..

when you are driving\riding in the car and you think you hear sirens.. only to realise its part of a rap song playing on the radio 8) lol.
 
-when your favorite way to get close to cute boy is to offer him a shot gun <3

-you light up a ciggy after getting high and then realise you light the filter on accident

-you don't even bother with eye-drops anymore because it costs too much money and you just don't fuckin care anymore.

-you're given a blunt for your birthday (happened to me last week! :D)

- you love Mike Posner!
 
Well, this is a lot to read, so I don't know if someone has already said it. But if you smell a skunk and your first thought is "Where's the bud!?!?!"....you might be a stoner lol.
 
iskalla said:
* when you constantly have to ask people what they just said

seriously, when im stoned and my attention is focused on something else i will never understand what somebody just said to me.

im watching tv with my friend and he comments on something loud and clear. i will always have to ask what he just said, i can never make sense of it the first time. does anyone else get that? i tend to be more in my own world when im high than most people though, i can get real lethargic.
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This thread may interest you. Though, you could just have shoddy hearing and/or a very short attention span.
 
I find myself constantly creating a word list document of strange names I come up with. That is how I have named all my pieces, even the make shift one.
 
haha yup word fail. And use "word list" to say the phrase my VOCABULARY is shortened when I'm stoned.

Someone insults you on a thread and you are too stoned to understand what they are saying to you...
 
{x} When your car breaks down so you walk a mile in the pouring rain to go visit your dealer.
{x} You write a six page paper on Greek literature when in reality you slept through the whole class and don't even know what you're writing about.
 
If you freak out because you cant find the lighter, when its already in your hand. Leaving a sixty sack out when your parents come home (when I was a kid) lolololzzz
 
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