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You might be a stoner if...

when you repeatedly hit the cashed bowl thinkin it is filled again...

when u are staring at a person talkin and don't hear anything they say..

when u can't find the pipe that is sitting on your lap...

when u settle for whatevers on the tv because the remote sitting on the other couch is too far away..
 
ooo i thought of another one haha

you might be a stoner if you drive by a dead skunk and say.. mmm sompin smells good hahaha

orrrr.. you are driving and keep thinkin there is a skunk somewhere.. then realize its your bag =) and are pleased
 
ugrowitwesmokeit said:
ooo i thought of another one haha

you might be a stoner if you drive by a dead skunk and say.. mmm sompin smells good hahaha

orrrr.. you are driving and keep thinkin there is a skunk somewhere.. then realize its your bag =) and are pleased
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Dude I love you.... Thanks for reminding me this thread existed. Lol I love how my post above is about baking a cake in a microwave. I totally forgot I did that shit.
 
When you can make a pipe out of anything....you get to a party and first thing is not looking for alcohol, but where to blaze n' if anyone else is down....went to parties just smoking, and not even drink...haha. traded weed for free food at Tacobell....smoking high grade and just hitting it like nothing, and some one takes one or two hits and when you offer them more they decline cause its so strong....went to Cali and brought back an 8th of headband, some hash lollipops, and a bottle of Glycerin so you can share some with your friends back home.
 
^so true I went to a party recently and didn't give a fuck about the liquor. I saw this kid hitting his pipe and I was like dude what's up... And ended up getting smoked out and it was some bomb weed =D
 
if you don't have any bud all day because you're broke and then you open your underwear drawer and just barely get a wiff of that unmistakable smell. you proceed to search the entire drawer for the bud you know you smell. you see the grinder and remember that you left a nug in there from the other night. even though it's only .1g you torch the fuck out of it and go to sleep happy. :D
 
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