You might be a junkie if...

[30roxi30]

you mite be a junkie if .....

you start admiring people veins and wish you had them

you put a dollar and change in gas to go buy 100 + dollars worth of drugs

when your neighborhood gas station hides the bathroom key on you

you start to feel like shoplifting isnt a crime and your doing nothing wrong

when you find recipes you find on the ground and then go in the store looking for the item to return it

when your dealer gets so used of you asking and just hands you back 2 dollars for gas without even having to ask

 

[unsettled]

when you spend suspiciously large amounts of time in your car in various parking lots in your city.

when you go to the store and buy nothing but tin foil, bic pens, and lighters, and this happens often.

when you always run out of your benzo script early.

when people ask you if there's something wrong with you when you aren't high.

when you're on this website at all much less at 413am.

 

[McFly]

When you relapse and use for a month then quit for fear of WDs but then find you have minimal effects and think to yourself you should have kept using rather than being relieved at getting off easy

 

[the bold one]

when the staff in cash converters and cash generator know you by your first name.

 

[30roxi30]

when you shoot up water when dope sick just to try to trick your self (never works)

when you smuggle drugs into detox when you went own your own free will

when you would rather just get high then take a shit

when there is so many dirty cottons on your floor it looks like a whole elementary school had had a spit ball fight in your room

 

[anonymous1419]

Or, when you get money in your wallet, and instead of 'putting it in the bank' as you think, you end up spending it all before you get there.

story of my life

 

[Tommyboy]

u think u look normal but ur parents kno wut "myosis" is so u start using thorazine drops to dilate ur pupils

u use a hair dryer to force teh veins vasodilate for spotting them easily

stealing stuff becomes a habit, even if u dont need money

there r tiny lemon salt pieces left everywhere in ur house, in ur pocket, in ur bag etc

u can wear t-shirts cuz teh veins in ur arms r hard as a rock (as a result of banging dope too much), so ur arms look normal

ur family kno bout dope as much as u do and they certainly can tell when ur fucked up

When you post in this thread 6X in a row

 

[hydrochron]

If your looking at somthing you like and the person says go ahead you can have it.

If your smarter when your high.

But like the other poster said, when your going to the bank you spend your money before you can get there haha, that's the best one.

 

[anonymous1419]

When you've done over half the thing mentioned in this thread.

 

[i8hooked]

Your sitting, reading "you might be a junkie if" posts and you realize that you havent taken a shit in 2 weeks.

You have numerous aluminum cans in your floorboard with the bottom cut off.

your blanket or comforter has over 50 nod marks.


Tip: hold a zippo lighter in the same hand as you hold your cigarrette and you will not burn your hardwood floor...because you will drop the lighter first and the sound of it hitting the floor will snap you out of it. it works!

 

[Khadijah]

No. You are just dirty and lazy. My pet peeve is dirty cars. Nasty shit.

Thats right....anybody who hid their drug paraphernalia while they were extremely high, in crazy ass places tucked away in old boxes in the backs of closets and shit like that, and didnt find it the many many times they cleaned becuz it was stashed the fuck away in some crazy place that you would never look unless you tearin your house apart, is dirty and lazy.

anyways....

 

[ExOblivion]

...if you wear long sleeve shirts in the middle of the summer. Someone else said that... but lord is it true. I haven't worn a short sleeved shirt in 2 years.

 

[Fuzati]

hey kiddos tell ur parents that ur a junkie n mind their own business, then u dont need to stash ur shit anymoar

"Advice Junky"©

 

[kokomo]

^^ not sure wats that supposed to mean

 

[Fornax55]

ever heard of combining ideas into one post? j.w.

 

[hcjhayley]

... you are constantly hearing about your life from other people...

... and you wish you had never found most of it out...

 

[deaf eye]

when your broke ass is trying to get up enuff flo for a bundle
but end up getting stix just to chill the fuck out,


when you find 3 unopened stamps in your bible

 

[DoorsofPerception]

you're broke yet somehow get money to get high everyday...where does the money come from? wish I could remember

 

[axl blaze]

when you go to the store to buy a new belt...

but it's made out of a nice stretchy material and the first thing you want to do is "try it out"

 

[deaf eye]

coming home from the spot, drenched from head to toe, worried my bags are getting wet, i turn the corner where there is a school, and i see a car parked on the corner . some guy is in his car just looking in his rear view mirror it just gave me a weird feeling dont know why , he just creeped me out,

i caught a weird vibe off him for some reason i cant explain, i was going to call the cops and let them know, that there was some guy parked near the school and i just had a bad feeling,
about him

but by the itme i got into my house and outta my wet clothes
i dumped the bags out,, and made sure they didnt get all wet and shit

then forgot all about that shady fuck till now,

if i read in the paper tomorrow about some fucked up shit going down , its going to a be a rough one weighing on my conscience