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You might be a junkie if...

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you might be a junkie...

if you can tell whether or not your speed has kicked in by checking the size of your penis
if picking any newly formed scabs seems like a good way to pass time
if you stopped drinking orange juice because "Vitamin C increases amphetamine metabolism"
if the band "Tool" is sending you hidden messages warning you that your girlfriend is a vampire
 
you might be a junkie if....................u wonder why ur son and best friend look so much alike ..................................lol i won .had to... hands down
 
.......If the thought of goin into rehab makes you want to kill yourself cuz you cant bear the thought of not bein able to use for that long, and if youre dead, it dont matter if your drug tests was dirty for dope
 
... if you have this box in your closet about the size of a large microwave that you seriously need to clean out because if anyone you knew found it they would seriously get the wrong idea
 
if that box is the size of 4 drawers compleetely full in a large dresser (got you beat there my friend lol)

You got more used needles layin around than a sharps container at the hospital
 
JerZfirE said:
^^ I have my boy prep the shot for me, then I shoot up and clean

out the set by myself. People wonder how I do it at 70+mph haha.

I think I would be able to prep the shot too if I was alone.
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You might be a junkie if...

you can realate to about 85% of the above posts.

Also, when you wear a long sleeve shirt when it´s 90 degrees out to cover your tracks.

I like one of the first answers: when you are always admiring other people's veins.
 
You might be a junkie if you have a strange fetish with syringes :)

....or you admire art with pictures of syringes

....or you know more about different types of syringes than your doctor
 
if you are posting on the "you might be a junkie if..." thread :)


BTW i don't think you are a true junky if you can't fix while driving. Seriously what junkie doesn't sniff or bang their shit the second they get on a highway. Especially in jersey its either 78, the parkway, or turnpike if your leaving newark. When i used to goto AP, it was route 18. Nice things is i don't gotta go there no more, there's more dope in the suburbs now. In some cases i can get heroin quicker than weed lol.
 
when the drugs find you , and you dont go seeking

like they are out to get ya, hey yo over here
 
You might be a junkie if..... finding out someone can get you Xanax right then and there, and isn't full of shit makes you sort of hard.....


.....well fuck it, it'll help me get over my 1,4-b addiction.


Woo!!!!! Xanax!!!
 
you just spent half an hour scraping five seemingly empy bags 1 nearly a year old (- can tell from the image on the bag), cut them open with scissors, used a straw cut to a sharp point with a thinner straw to push down the middle just to get those last bits that dont come of the edge, to come up with just over a point of meth to smoke
 
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SWIM OPIATES said:
if you are posting on the "you might be a junkie if..." thread :)


BTW i don't think you are a true junky if you can't fix while driving. Seriously what junkie doesn't sniff or bang their shit the second they get on a highway. Especially in jersey its either 78, the parkway, or turnpike if your leaving newark. When i used to goto AP, it was route 18. Nice things is i don't gotta go there no more, there's more dope in the suburbs now. In some cases i can get heroin quicker than weed lol.
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I can hardly change the radio station so I'm not gonna try shooting up driving any time soon, lol. besides, I don't like driving around with all the dope tools like needles n spoons, just unneeded and harder to hide illegal shit I don't need to be caught with. I can wait the 30 minutes it takes to get home and do it in peace without having to worry about people seeing me, crashing, getting arested, etc. Even if I'm sick I'll just keep reminding myself only a half an hour more and you'll be straight.
 
you sell your psych meds (that are supposed to keep you sane) to buy dope.
you love to shower because of how big your viens get
you wake up with random bruises on your face from nodding out
you want to use your dope use as experience when applying for a phlebotomy job

eh, yeh, those are lame... sorry
 
You research on webmd.com for days before your next appointment learning every brand/generic name by heart including side effects of the drugs you DON'T want so you can lead the Dr. until he gets to the one you do want.

You SWEAR to yourself that you WILL NOT try to scam controlled scripts at your checkup and end up holding two in your hand waiting for the elevator to leave.

The nurses gather around you amazed right before and after surgery as shot after shot of Versed fails to have any effect. (benzo addict)

Before your next Dr. appt you get an actual full nights sleep, shower, dress well, so you can seductively flirt with the doctor as you lead them into raising or writing controlled scripts. You will trade sex for scripts if it comes down to it.

You have taken amphetamine sublingually, orally, railed, parachuted, and plugged - all at the same time.

Your happy your friends think your anorexic because its better than them thinking your an addict.

Breakfast, lunch, and dinner do not exist. For you there is one meal - pills, lines, starbucks, and redbull - despite the chest pains.

Coming down at night while your parents pray you see another day you are praying you don't.
 
You lie to ypur boss and tell him you have to pick up your child at school because they are sick, when in reality your going to score so you will be able to work the rest of the day.
 
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