You might be a junkie if...

[Ungoliath]

you know everyone in your famillies perscription refill dates, and the exact amount you can take when you visit their houses, and what days you can do it, you might be a junkie

 

[zekethemusicman]

you know everyone in your famillies perscription refill dates, and the exact amount you can take when you visit their houses, and what days you can do it, you might be a junkie

When this^^ is the SOLE reason that you visit your family, because they annoy the crap out of you, but its worth it because your getting high

 

[mulberryman]

^^ And if anyone of them ever noticed and started locking up their meds... you might be a junkie.

 

[EveryStar]

...you visit your grandparents 3 times a week.

...the last time you cried was when your dealer was out of town.

 

[brainslookfunny]

you run out of dope and have to snort your dads ashes to get your fix

haha im about to get a container full of pop's remains
ima hypothetically use it to fertilize some drug plants

 

[melange]

when someone offers me any type of drug and i tell them to put it in the spoon please

 

[notauniquesnowflake]

when someone offers me any type of drug and i tell them to put it in the spoon please

Or when someone offers a line and you put it in a folded up business card to "save for later" and excuse yourself a short time later to take care of business.

 

[enoughorangejuice?]

when the feeling of being hungry reminds you of opiates

Also, you might be a junkie if...when you do your "get high" dose and it makes you hungry

damn, thats me almost exactly.

 

[enoughorangejuice?]

Originally Posted by blowMEaway
...if the spoon you've just preped spills, but you proceed to toss the cotton on the floor and load up anyway.

Done that many times, not so much off the floor but other various surfaces.

ugh.... same.

 

[Boiling in Acid]

Or when someone offers a line and you put it in a folded up business card to "save for later" and excuse yourself a short time later to take care of business.

yeah, if your'e able to save a line your'e just offered for later - you definitely might not be a junkie! :D

 

[Khadijah]

Ya hang out at the gas station in the parking lot tryin to sell a playstaton 1, and a shitty watch to get money to get fuckin high til the gas station guy feels so bad for you he gives you 20 dollars...(True story)

 

[mulberryman]

There's a gas station guy giving out money...Where??!?

 

[Boiling in Acid]

when you sell your mom's golden bracelet your dad gave her present for silver wedding for more drugs, than steal money and buy it back for 5x higher than you was payed (me)

 

[notauniquesnowflake]

When you get some variety of low grade pain killers ans sell them for something worthwhile.

When the above is your plan but you end up eating half of your script before you can sell them cause you want to get a little high.....and you barely feel anything.

 

[smokeymcpot42088]

you might be a junkie if......you consider the CWE a waste of drugs, and would prefer to waste your liver than that extra little bit.

 

[enoughorangejuice?]

at nite you say you're done, you going to quit and when you wake up the first thing you do is drive to buy more. then on the way home you consume the purchase and then go home and shower/shave/brush teeth/eat because you can't wait to do those things before getting high

 

[wesmdow]

if you like the smell of vinegar, i daresay you might be a junky

 

[Boiling in Acid]

if your'e jealous of stoned bums, you might be a junkie!

 

[privatecaller]

when you buy a load of drugs you cant afford and have to borrow from your parents.

 

[the_ketaman]

Stick a needle in your arm? Snort something up your nose or maybe even put a pill up your bum!

When you need anal reconstruction because all the meth and other drugs you bootybumped has made your ass fall apart!