You might be a junkie if...

[mulberryman]

How 'bout falling alseep in a church you broke into after cooking and eating all their hamburgers and hot dogs in their freezer...

 

[Dead_Flowers]

... you take out a student loan because you can't afford your textbooks, and then buy a bunch of dope with said loan.

 

[ChemicalSmiles]

How 'bout falling alseep in a church you broke into after cooking and eating all their hamburgers and hot dogs in their freezer...

You aint got any furniture and your cat's like, fuck you man, I'm outta here...

You made me LOL, classic junky storys.

 

[DustnRoses]

if it feels weird when your nose does NOT itch all the time

 

[I am shpongled]

if it feels weird when your nose does NOT itch all the time

Haha.. true

When you're worth 10 times more in the drugs you own than the money you actually have in your wallet / bank

 

[travelaroundNC]

You might be a junkie if .... after your contact sells you bad or fake shit you jones so much a few days later you contact him and willing to forgive and buy some more. (I say this because my dude just sold me bad shit and I am going to resist ever calling him again)

 

[ChemicalSmiles]

Thats happened to me a few times ^ ^

 

[travelaroundNC]

So ChemSmile - - did you forgive and forget and call back the dealer who sold you bad stuff? Or did you cut them off? I hope to stay strong - so far 5 days and have not called him yet ... and since I have no other contact that means I may be drug free for a long time ... and I guess if I can keep my fingers off the phone from calling him I won't be a junkie after all

 

[Net_Raven]

You know your a junkie when you watch trainspotting and think the guy with NOTHING IN HIS FLAT but a few hits of smack is a lucky cunt.

 

[ollieideal]

when u refuse bail n go straight 2 court. then you ask the judge send u down cos u aint gonna live much longer out on road.and u plead with imploring eyes 4 a sentence. the judge looks baffled but aquieesces. and u make the local paper "local man asks for prison sentence"

 

[ollieideal]

when the sound of foil being used in the kitchen makes u feel all safe secure warm and womblike.

 

[zekethemusicman]

when the feeling of being hungry reminds you of opiates

Also, you might be a junkie if...when you do your "get high" dose and it makes you hungry

 

[Boiling in Acid]

when your stomach hurts everytime you pass by a pharmacy

 

[nativenick]

when some one says rock and roll you think of crack and ecstacy

 

[SonOF]

You buy any or all of the following in bulk:

diphenhydramine
loperamide
white, unsweetened grapefruit juice

 

[swlabr01]

you run out of dope and have to snort your dads ashes to get your fix

 

[JV]

^^keith richards??

'you' couldnt find any pixie sticks or sugar or salt to snort? i think the ashes shoulda been the last last LAST resort but whatever.

 

[swlabr01]

^^^ did he really do that, or was it just a publicity stunt?

 

[JV]

he says he did, but who knows.

 

[yimmy12]

If the guys that work at the pawn shop know you on a first name basis... you might be a junkie