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You might be a junkie if...

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If you know why you always keep at least the cost of one bag on you at all times in the projects...to avoid arrest....you might be a junkie.

If you know what J.J's Fish is in Chicago...you might be a junkie (really, you're most likely a junkie then.)

If your driver's side window breaks and all you can think is...now I have to bring a passenger to cop...you might be a junkie.

if you've met a random crack-head in a ghetto-fabulous purple velvet jumpsuit who says she knows the best dope spot and she'll show you, if you buy a rock for her...and you actually let her in the car...buy a rock...somehow avoid being robbed...and get some fabulous blows...you might be a junkie.

If you've ever spent 5 hours praying to God you could just PISS! SWEET JESUS LET ME PEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...you might be a junkie
 
when your relatives are waiting 15 minutes outside the movie theatres bathrooms for you to get done pissing.. you might be a junkie

when you do the math of how much money you could save in a year if you stopped buying lunch... you might be a junkie

when you thrash around your room breaking everything because none of your dealers can get you anything... you might be a junkie

after taking your dose you sit down to watch a movie you never seen before.. only to come back to reality when the credits are rolling to discover you just watched a 2 and a half hour film and remember nothing about the movie... YOU MIGHT BE A JUNKIE!
 
i sat down to watch the fantastic four last year with some friends of mine and was nodding really bad the whole time. i had taken xanax and im thinking that made it way more intense. through out the entire movie i would nod off and my boy would keep poking me with one of those metal pointers that extends, it kinda looks like an antenna. i would nod off and he would poke me in the back of the head with the thing. this went on for the entire legnth of the movie.
 
i would have, but i was too high....

plus he told me he was worried he was going to have to break out the narcan, so he wanted to make sure i was still somewhat responsive
 
You might be a junkie if...you feel the urge to take an actual shit, and I mean a healthy bowel movement, and you immediately think its been to long since youre last fix. :\

You might be a junkie if...the only thing you look at while visiting parents/grandparents is the pharmacy bottles on the kitchen table.

You might be a junkie if...its easier for you to crush a pill/prepare a shot while driving than it is to eat a sandwich.

You might be a junkie if...your phone's speedial is set up to where your numbers are arranged by strength of substance.
 
SonOF said:
If you recently told your friend to "take one for the team and get hit by a car" to get a nice script.
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HAHAHAHAH that was great =D =D



DonkeyPunch said:
you once almost actually let yourself get hit by a car, not in order to get painkillers, but because you were sick and didn't want to go to work.
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hahah i can't imagine hating work that much, well, yes i can.
 
bnewt said:
after taking your dose you sit down to watch a movie you never seen before.. only to come back to reality when the credits are rolling to discover you just watched a 2 and a half hour film and remember nothing about the movie... YOU MIGHT BE A JUNKIE!
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I went to see the movie Candy... which is actually about heroin addiction. I was nodding so hard that I cant remember a thing about the film.

Lucky I read the book first I guess.
 
....every time you look at a clock you think of how long its been since your last fix and how long you have til your next one.

....to you, banging doesn't involve another person and is better than sex

....your shrink asks YOU how long the half life is of the medicine he's prescribing you, and also what milligram sizes the pills come in

....your shrink never has to use a brand name when speaking about medications

....you learned more chemistry on bluelight and the internet than at school.

....every time you see a pharmacy you only have one thought.

....every time you think you only have pharmacies in your thoughts.
 
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... instead of laughing about this thread its makes you want a hit more :(
... knowing more about drugs in the pharmacy than your mum who works there
... WHENEVER you itch and once scratch fixes it and you jump in joy and LOL
... living in aus and knowing all the american brand names and mg sizes and even use the names and the doc looking at you funny
 
SteeleyJ said:
When you can relate to damn near everything in this thread.....you might be a junkie
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Yep, I'm a junkie. No "might" about it.
And I gotta say there are some great replies in this thread. They are so true!
 
enoughorangejuice? said:
....every time you look at a clock you think of how long its been since your last fix and how long you have til your next one.
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I used to do that, except I would time it to when I would start getting sick. I could never save myself a damn wake up.
 
I couldn't save anything either! Even if I knew if I did my last shot I would be deathly sick in the morning. I just told myself at least I would get a good night's sleep and somehow everything would work out when I woke up.
 
...you check out a hot chick and the first thing you think is "look at those VEINS!"



hahaha, that is so me. Is it wrong to only want a little dark haired blue eyed girl with lovely veins and an exploratious attitude
 
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