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You might be a junkie if...

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Fried Man said:
when you can't remember the last time you had an orgasm......you might be a junkie.
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Damn, right? I mean, in the last like, year, I think I bagged one girl, like a few weeks back. I mean, if I had somebody to care about, I'd take that sex over a shot, but just some random girl? Nah. Shot please.
 
*whitegirl* said:
So so true....

Getting well is 100x better than any orgasm....
You save all your baggies/caps and scrape them when your sick...
You save all your cottons in a pill bottle....
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Um, definitely. Cottons and baggies. I remember this one time my friend came over sick as hell and I'd just done like an effing jab, and he was so sick so I scraped my bags. The dude like, got so high he was nodding out standing up. Mmhmm.
 
you once almost actually let yourself get hit by a car, not in order to get painkillers, but because you were sick and didn't want to go to work.
 
CTdopeLove said:
...you have to think hard when someone asks you how old you are, but you can rattle off 5 dealers' numbers from memory while nodding.
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I like this one ^

Here's a random one from the top of my head:

If when people see your fingers, they ask if you just got back from the beach .... you might be a west coast junkie

(think about it)






I mean tar
 
When you are flipping thru the television and hear that lame country song "she thinks my tractor is sexy"...

and you think it would be better if it was titled "she thinks my track marks are sexy"
 
*whitegirl* said:
you get envious of people with huge bulging veins....
all of your spoons are scorched on the bottoms....
you go to the kitchen and realize all the spoons are stashed somewhere else..
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^Totaly thinking the same thing. Huge veins, and not a spoon in the house.
 
You might be a junkie...

If you cant fall asleep at night because you really want the taste you left for the morning RIGHT NOW!

You leave work early because you really need to get hooked up RIGHT NOW!

And you might be a junkie if (and this is the worst imo):

You have your shot, get a small rush and then feel just feel normal :(
 
DonkeyPunch said:
ive never handled tar, so i don't get it? maybe its just over my head.
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Sorry. My buddies would usually break or pull pieces off with their fingers, and tar would get all over their fingers and in their nails. A common joke was that one friend has .1 under his nails. Anyway, I live near the beach, and more than once people have asked me if I was at the beach after seeing the tar on my fingers. (Beaches have tar oozing out of the sand and shit)
 
^What beaches are you going to? I live on the west coast near lots of beaches and I've never seen stuff like that in the sand
 
Yea wtf kind of beach has tar comin outta the sand? U livin by a volcano or some crazy shit?

Anyways....u might be a junkie if.....

you got a playlist pre made on your computer for noddin

All your blankets/clothes have cigarette burns on them from when you nodded out
 
^ The kind of beaches in soCal. you never go to, which have spots with names like "tar pits", in Carpinteria, and Blacks in san diego. If you never expierenced coming across tar at the beach, than you never got out of your car at the "state beach camp grounds". Why do think they have all those oil derriks scaterd around the chanel islands. Duh!
 
Look I lived on coronado island and all over san diego... I used to spend large amounts of time on the beaches there... I've never seen tar coming out of the sand like youre saying. Hmm Maybe I just dont remember it cause I was so little... but I think I'd remember black oozing goooo
 
What the fuck? I never seen tar at the Jersey Shore or any beach for that matter.

Prolly the guts from a Coney Island Whitefish you got under your nails bro.... Thats fuckin foul!
 
lacey k said:
All your blankets/clothes have cigarette burns on them from when you nodded out
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Mine dont have cigarette burns, but they do have a lot of soot marks from the bottom of tinfoil
 
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