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You might be a junkie if.....(version 2)

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Rabidrabbit said:
I heard this somewhere and it sounded incredibly dumb/untrue... I just wanted to ask and make sure... lol
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LOL no mosquitos bite where ever they get lucky enough to find skin even bite through your clothes. they do not go to your veins or even know where they are...
 
-you get pissed when someone refers to any other drug besides heroin as "dope"
-you hate when people spell it as "heroine"
-you know what a needle exchange is
-you bitch cuz the nurses fuck up your veins worse than you ever have
 
Great thread. How about when you are not addicted to your pain pills because they are prescribed yet they are gone in the first week and you don't share.And you don't think you have a problem.
 
Serotonin101 said:
-you get pissed when someone refers to any other drug besides heroin as "dope"
-you hate when people spell it as "heroine"
-you know what a needle exchange is
-you bitch cuz the nurses fuck up your veins worse than you ever have
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So true. In colorado they called meth dope and it drove me crazy.

And i got arrested and they took my blood for a drug test (whixh they fucked up bad cuz i was dirty as shit amd passed) and the cop didnt have the thing to collect blood on the end of the needle so blood shot EVERYWHERE when he stuck me my pants and shirt were seriously covered lol
 
You might be a junkie if some one offers you random pills they found and as soon as you look at them you can identify the pills and know your dosage.
 
-if youre reading this thread
-if you.... (ten minutes later) whats this thread about? I nodded out.
-even WITH autocorrect no one understands your texts.
-you rank common household items on their effectiveness as a back scratcher. (i rank bbq skewers as a 0 as in the worst)
-you think its sexy when a girl can fix up her own shots AND hit her own veins.
-you find it erotic when you and your s/o hit eachothers shot *shivers* i miss that.
 
When you steal a needle with my blood in it just because it has the slightest amount of dope in it and then get mad at me for losing a needle your house even though you know damn well you stole it. Haha "friends".
 
You might be a junkie if one of your arms is way bigger than the other from jacking off on opiates.
 
When despite feeling that you have at least average IQ, you look back on the excuses you made up to do your Drug Of Choice and you can't believe you though that was a good reason.
When your father comes to your room and asks why are you sleeping on your nose on the desk ;)
When you don't remember how normal pooping feels like.
 
You are probably a junkie if your roll up cigarette is made up of about 5 different types of tobacco depending on what cigarette butts you found on the street.
 
McHigh_HMG said:
When you steal a needle with my blood in it just because it has the slightest amount of dope in it and then get mad at me for losing a needle your house even though you know damn well you stole it. Haha "friends".
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Damnnn that is fucking pathetic and absolutely halarious!
And Maxalfie that is very creative of you! Haha good shit guys.
 
You might be a junkie if you feel like everything fun you do would Have been or would be better if you were high.
 
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