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You might be a junkie if.....(version 2)

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If you come to from a nod with your face on the keyboard and have the key shapes imprinted onto your cheek.
 
You go to someones house and when you use their bathroom you immediately check their medicine cabinet even though its wrong. The worst thing is nothing good is inside but you still check it again when you comeback next time.

You find someones bottle of pills but you don't know what they're so you pull out your phone to google whether or not they're worth taking.

You keep re-reading bottles of prescription pills in hope they will change to some narcotic because you misread it the first time.

You go to starbucks to meet up with a dope dealer so you can get to know one another. (Yeah it happened).

You withdraw all your money from your bank account even if there is no way you will be able to cop today but at least next time you will be prepared.

You've asked your friend if she would be a stripper. Then you think about how awesome that would be and how much drugs you could get with some of the money she makes.
 
it is of great concern to have lost your tourniquet. seriously, #1 don't iv mxe, #2 don't iv anything #3 where the FUCK did it go? belts suck!
 
xstayfadedx said:
You go to someones house and when you use their bathroom you immediately check their medicine cabinet even though its wrong. The worst thing is nothing good is inside but you still check it again when you comeback next time.

You find someones bottle of pills but you don't know what they're so you pull out your phone to google whether or not they're worth taking.

You keep re-reading bottles of prescription pills in hope they will change to some narcotic because you misread it the first time.

You go to starbucks to meet up with a dope dealer so you can get to know one another. (Yeah it happened).

You withdraw all your money from your bank account even if there is no way you will be able to cop today but at least next time you will be prepared.

You've asked your friend if she would be a stripper. Then you think about how awesome that would be and how much drugs you could get with some of the money she makes.
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This is great. The girlfriend thing though is interesting. I was with this gorgeous chick a while back and she said i can either fuck her or go do coke with my friends. It didnt even take a second before i was gone an its not like i get offers like this ever. It was the first time doing coke though and i had just had a line earlier. At the time, better then sex by far.
 
^ Priorities, man... Priorities.


...I've nodded out while going down on my girlfriend. Man, I don't know who that sucked for more.
 
You might be a junkie if you are going through all your saved presciption bottles to try to find one with a refill.

You might be a junkie if you have so many save presciption bottles you check through them everyday just in case you missed one.

mr.scagnattie said:
You know you're fucked up when you'd rather get high than bang a beautiful women.. It's a sad day.
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Happens to every single guy i know that is on drugs=no sex. For a girl its a clue not to fuck them ;) it sucks though and goes both ways because i know i will not five it up when im getting high because im usually way to busy and dont feel like it because my drugs are wayyyy more important which is sad....


You might be a junkie if your on bluelight just to read, you might be a junkie if...... LoL ;) love you guys tho
 
KAYLA2010 said:
You might be a junkie if you are going through all your saved presciption bottles to try to find one with a refill.

You might be a junkie if you have so many save presciption bottles you check through them everyday just in case you missed one.
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You might be a junkie if you round up all of your old/empty prescription bottles and pour water into the first one, swirl it around, then pour that into the next one, swirl it around, etc, etc, until you do that to all of them and then drink the water at the end hoping for some effects. IME if you have a bunch of old suboxone prescriptions there will be enough powder in them to feel something.
 
Tommyboy said:
You might be a junkie if you round up all of your old/empty prescription bottles and pour water into the first one, swirl it around, then pour that into the next one, swirl it around, etc, etc, until you do that to all of them and then drink the water at the end hoping for some effects. IME if you have a bunch of old suboxone prescriptions there will be enough powder in them to feel something.
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You are so awesome <3
 
You are probably a junkie if you have ever stood outside in one spot in the pouring rain for two hours waiting for your dealer to turn up.
 
Tommyboy said:
You might be a junkie if you round up all of your old/empty prescription bottles and pour water into the first one, swirl it around, then pour that into the next one, swirl it around, etc, etc, until you do that to all of them and then drink the water at the end hoping for some effects. IME if you have a bunch of old suboxone prescriptions there will be enough powder in them to feel something.
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That's actually........ not a bad idea. lol
 
You sat outside a crack house with your best friend. Then you both see a guy limping across the street and he finally makes it across the street. You then tell your friend to ask him what happened to his leg. The guy then shows you his swollen foot with no cast even though he told us it was broken. You then ask him if he went to the hospital and he says yes and shakes a prescription bottle in his jacket. He then tells us to have a goodnight and as he slowly walks away your friend whispers that we should of jacked him for his script since he wouldn't of been able to do anything. The worst thing is you wish you had. (Lol this happened a few days ago)
 
KAYLA2010 said:
^- im laughing. Are you serious !!! lmfao thats terrible
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Yes I am being 100% serious. We were so bored and had nothing to do. We then saw that guy and started laughing a little because he was trying to hop across the street. I joked to her to ask him what happened and she did lol and yup it happened.
 
Yeah but I doubt it. They shot me up with morphine at that emergency room and they didn't even know what was wrong with me (I later then was told I had lyme disease and bells palsy by my doctor...all good now though). They also gave me vicodin and earlier this year I went there and left with benzos =D
 
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