Mr.Scagnattie
Bluelighter
You're probably a junkie if you nod out into the mashed potatoes during Thanksgiving 05'...
You go to someones house and when you use their bathroom you immediately check their medicine cabinet even though its wrong. The worst thing is nothing good is inside but you still check it again when you comeback next time.
You find someones bottle of pills but you don't know what they're so you pull out your phone to google whether or not they're worth taking.
You keep re-reading bottles of prescription pills in hope they will change to some narcotic because you misread it the first time.
You go to starbucks to meet up with a dope dealer so you can get to know one another. (Yeah it happened).
You withdraw all your money from your bank account even if there is no way you will be able to cop today but at least next time you will be prepared.
You've asked your friend if she would be a stripper. Then you think about how awesome that would be and how much drugs you could get with some of the money she makes.
Happens to every single guy i know that is on drugs=no sex. For a girl its a clue not to fuck themYou know you're fucked up when you'd rather get high than bang a beautiful women.. It's a sad day.
You might be a junkie if you are going through all your saved presciption bottles to try to find one with a refill.
You might be a junkie if you have so many save presciption bottles you check through them everyday just in case you missed one.
You might be a junkie if you round up all of your old/empty prescription bottles and pour water into the first one, swirl it around, then pour that into the next one, swirl it around, etc, etc, until you do that to all of them and then drink the water at the end hoping for some effects. IME if you have a bunch of old suboxone prescriptions there will be enough powder in them to feel something.
You might be a junkie if you round up all of your old/empty prescription bottles and pour water into the first one, swirl it around, then pour that into the next one, swirl it around, etc, etc, until you do that to all of them and then drink the water at the end hoping for some effects. IME if you have a bunch of old suboxone prescriptions there will be enough powder in them to feel something.
You are probably a junkie if you have ever stood outside in one spot in the pouring rain for two hours waiting for your dealer to turn up.
Yes I am being 100% serious. We were so bored and had nothing to do. We then saw that guy and started laughing a little because he was trying to hop across the street. I joked to her to ask him what happened and she did lol and yup it happened.^- im laughing. Are you serious !!! lmfao thats terrible