Whenever you eat you get a big greasy fast food burger because you need the calories
You've found an old tooter that you or someone else used to smoke dope, swished water around in it until dope dissolved in the water, and then shot that water
A pharmacist has ever told you they're calling the cops
You told the pharmacist that it was the law that they had to sell you needles
You owe your dealer 200 dollars and still ask for a front
Someone asks you how you spend 600 dollars in four days you say "umm... cigarettes, gas, food, and i dunno, stuff" knowing damn well you spent at least 500 of it on dope
You eat one meal a day if you don't count candy
You started drinking soda strictly for it's caloric content
You've found something that looks like dope and smoked it only to find out it wasn't dope
If you wear shorts in the middle of winter and you're not cold
If you wear long sleves in the middle of summer
If you dress comfortably when you're going to cop because you know if you get arrested at least you'll be able to sleep in the loop
If you have a broken tail light but can't spent the 15 bucks to get it fixed because every time you have money you spend it on dope
If withdrawal is the only reason you care about getting arrested
You get one dealer to front you and then move on to the next dealer until you need a front from them, rinse, repeat
The only time you pay back a front is when you're in debt to all your dealers
You paid back the front to the dealer with the best dope.
The autocorrect in your phone knows "heroin" "oxycontin" "oxy" "roxy" etc.