Here are some nice ones I hope, being a Junkie myself (still functional, but barely LOLz :D), maybe some have been posted already but just bear with me ok?
- When you have multiple burn marks from cigs or weed spliffs on your clothes, including your finest 10+ year old outfits because you can still fit in them because you only eat like noodles or McD's...
- You have to examine every pill someone has like 3 times to see if you can snort it or eat it (or just plainly IM or IV it)...
- You ask your mother every day whether or not you have pinpoint pupils / your eyes are looking relatively normal...
- you buy RC chems together with your mother who only uses like one or two 10 mg Oxycodone pills orally each day and they have been prescribed to her as well...
- You keep calling your friends / family / mother in the middle of the night if they can spare some benzo's / opiates / other goodies to help you out until you got your next fix...
- You and your psych discuss drugs and RC chems over the telephone / in personal whether or not they are good or bad to take...
- You know more about drugs and the workings of it than your doctors...
- You scrape your coffee table knowing most of it is spilled sugar or APAP (in the netherlands: witte kruis powders, containing 50 mg of Coffeine and 500 mg of APAP) and proceed to make a line of it and then snort it...
- You have a special chair for sniffing your drugs, and that said chair is losing it's paint since you have scraped over it so much trying to collect some more crumbs or tiny powder residue clumps...
- You have burnt down a house halfway since you fell asleep on it while nodding out with a cig...
- You buy cheap rolling tobacco instead of your beloved cigs and cigars since you can buy more RC chems online that way...
- You always impose a limit of intake of yourself when receiving for more than one day of your Rx'ed meds only to take more than intended you will have to withdraw half to a whole day being sick in bed thanks to your greediness...
- Your favourite movie producer is Quentin Tarantino since most of his movies are about drugs...
- You have the original (not an illegal copy) movie Fear and loathing in Las Vegas AND you own a VCR still especially for that one movie... :D
- Your t-shirts are messed up from all the Oxy coating you washed off on it after sucking the coating of the pills so you can crush and insufflate them...
- Your doctors keep telling you that you have a dangerous high level of opiated / benzo / stim medication prescriped to you and yet you try to get more goodies out of them and if even works (in this case: 25 mg Promethazine pills recently got add to my Rx list :D), LOLz...
- You wheel and deal with your parents and usually end up getting more drugs out of them than those you gave them initially and still don't feel bad about it since it was a fair trade right?
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- First thing when you wake up after sleep or even a short nap is taking drugs so you'll get high even if you are still high / well / ever so slightly withdrawing that you can't notice it but you know deep down inside that something's wrong with your receptors...
More to come hopefully from myself, hope some or one of these makes you laugh or think about or use / abuse... :D
-- Peace o/