These have really happened to me:
Christmas Day '03....When you fall in love with the hottest girl at the party... and she falls in love with you too. Two years later you're still with her....

She swears we're soul mates and it was meant to be
When everyone becomes like a brother or a sister to you
When you love everyone and everyone loves you
When you smoke too much pot and come up too hard and take another tab because You haven't taken yours yet and then soon realize "Whoa... i'm still on my way up and I just took another one..."
When techno/trance becomes part of your diet
When you only have 1 pil left but offer to split it with the 6-8 people there just to be a nice guy...
When you smoke almost a whole cigarette backwards (from filter to tip) and don't realize it until someone turns the light on because they smelled something burning....
When you and your friends girlfriend end up in the same room almost naked and everyone walks in simultaneously to see "what's going on...."
When you make the important decision that your friends house temp is too hot at a blistering 68F so you crank it down to 55F....
When said friend waits till next time you roll to confront you about last month's electric bill and just ends up laughing it all up
You only stop having sex because you know it would be better to take a 5 minute cool down with some water than to pass out and not enjoy the awesome sex...
AND MY ALL TIME FAVE
When you're the only one with your dealers number or info and said dealer calls you to pick up the other 10 you already paid for, but can't even get off the floor since the 2 tabs you just took were so god damned strong that everything became a difficult chore...said dealer then offers to drop everything off and you say ok. Dealer sees what kind of condition you're in and leaves with a disgusted look on his face only to return 20 minutes later with smokes, OJ, gum, and condoms and says "Here, drink something you look like hell and here are some condoms for you and your girlfriend..." but the dealer doesn't realize that she's not my girlfriend, just my friends girlfriend and he just said that in front of her boyfriend, but her b/f is too much of a pansy to do anything so he just sits there and whines about me all night.... oh what a night indeed....