You know you're drunk when...

[GlassAss420]

When you piss in a bottle cause your too drunk too make it to the toiliet..

 

[JohnnyComa]

When you drink a beer that is actually piss, but you can't tell because the person that pissed in it has piss that smells and tastes like beer. Or maybe I was just drunk.

 

[burn out]

When you piss in a bottle cause your too drunk too make it to the toiliet..

i do that when i'm sober.

 

[Insekta]

johanneschimpo - lol



Now that I would be proud of. How the fuck do you throw up on a ceiling?

I don't really know, I got drunk.. someooe sold me two rolls and I kept drinking.... alot(retarded, I know). I don't remember much but I remember there was vomit on the wall and on part of the ceiling. My friend who helped me clean it up (what a pal) pointed it out to me.

Our guess is I had projectile vomiting and I rolled my head up for some reason. gross.

 

[the_ketaman]

When I start thinking its a good idea to spend my whole paycheck on meth or coke or ritalin, then I wake up in the morning/arvo and there is a bunch of leftover drugs in my stash.

I just had 2mg of xanax, the beer is on its way, more beer then more xanax....I wonder if ill be in trouble tonight...right now I dont give a fuck. :D

 

[x2stpsfrmnowhere]

When you piss in the dishwasher

 

[The_Idler]

When you drink a beer that is actually piss, but you can't tell because the person that pissed in it has piss that smells and tastes like beer. Or maybe I was just drunk.

Or maybe you just drink american beer.
water it down a little, add some lemonade, voila! budweiser!