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You know you're drunk when...

^Animal House, perchance?:D

And you know you're drunk when Guitar Hero suddenly overlaps itself.
 
Your failing on those points... you have yet to guess where I got it from

Its really not that exciting... I'm just entertained by the fact that I dont think anyones going to get it.
 
I got it off one of those VitaminWater things. Does anyone ever read those things? They're awesome. Not to mention they taste good.

Points go to me! But good try New... kudos for being the only one even bothering to guess :D
 
When your 14yrs old throw up in your dads car and start runnin towards the corn field only for your dad to catch up with you and give you the worst whoopin in your life, and at that moment you think its funny and he hits you even harder with the rope.

Man those were the days when I was 14.
 
Th3BigMac said:
When your 14yrs old throw up in your dads car and start runnin towards the corn field only for your dad to catch up with you and give you the worst whoopin in your life, and at that moment you think its funny and he hits you even harder with the rope.

Man those were the days when I was 14.
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so he beat you with a rope for that? now i know why you were drinking heavily at 14.

parental disabilities ruin kids, i tell ya.
 
When you stick a banana in the central vacuum hole

When you play baseball in the kitchen with eggs.

When you put your friends cd player in the microwave, then put light bulbs in the microwave, then get hungry and fix hot pockets in the microwave.

When your friend passes out, and you pick up a dead bird outside, stuff it in his ass crack, and then pour melted butter on it.

When you pass out later, and your friend wakes up and punches you in the balls while you're passed out, for putting a dead bird in his ass.

When you wake up later, go to do some bumps and poke yourself in the eye with the coke spoon.

You light the wrong end of your cigarette for the fourth time that night.

And when you fix an entire plate of corn on the cob, and take that, a pitcher of koolaid, the rest of your vodka, and a lawn chair and sit in the parking lot of your friend's apartment complex, and pass out yet again, and wake up the next morning, still in the parking lot.


All of this happened in one night, it was a glorious spectacle of drunken debauchery.
 
...you puke in the sink instead of the toilet and have to use a dixie cup to scoop the puke into the toilet.

...you throw 10 m-80s and and 7 packs of bottle rockets into the fire you're sitting around.

(I don't recommend either of these)
 
When you wake up and the jeans and sneakers you wore out last night are nowhere to be found and there is a trail of mud leading from the building entrance to your bed.
 
when you start hitting on the girl you originally likened to "Jabba the Hutt" 4 hours before...
 
when you can form sentences by only using the words "fuck" "fuckin" "shit" "you" "muthaphucka"

when everytime you talk to a girl you use refer to her as "baby" "sweetie" "sweetheart" then profess your undying love for her

when your talking to a girl and emphasize to her that your roommate is a heavy sleeper (freshman year of college)
 
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