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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AT A BAD RAVE WHEN...

when people at the rave are high on ecstacy!
what am i on about
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carry on
 
when you've paid 70 dollars to see a headlining live act to arrive and see them push play on a dat and tweak the knobs on an sh101 that isn't even switched on, for the whole hour.
When you walk out after the last dj has played and dawn hasn't even arrived.
When someone has taken the time to carefully and strategically use every last piece of toilet paper in the toilet block, and you just dropped one of those shits....you know the ones?
When you spend three fittty on water and it tastes like oil. No shit, this happened at dreamtime creation..always wondered whether that natural spring water came from a spring or oil well..or even worse the tap outside
When you're there dancing ur ass off having the best fun and some fuckhead decides for no reason at all to kick you in the head with a hanging teddy bear...yes dreamtime creation again...
not dissing that party, i had fun, but you just don't kick someone in the head with a teddy bear. its not on alright?
nothing i hate more actually, than when its advertised to have mad sick lasers on teh flyer and you get in to find a few roboscans and thats all..
bleh!
 
bump.... just cause i wanna read this later when i have more time
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When it becomes a night of star-spotting.... SOAPIE STAR spotting!
..Does anyone else find the notion of seeing the guy that plays Will from Home And Away at a rave WRONG?!?!?
 
...when Beckasaurus isn't there.
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Awwwwwww
...when someone tries to sell you "Barnsey's". hehehe (Refer to Pizza, SBS Mon 8:30pm)
LOL i gotta agree with Madmick though.
DJC*
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"We are the children of the revolution"
[This message has been edited by DJC* (edited 24 October 2001).]
 
-when the police cant even raid the place because its so far away from everything
-when you walk and the first thing you see is a bunch of guys wearing hells angles jackets
-there is more than one mac truck parked outside
-the rave is catered for by no frills cola (even when you are wacked that stuff tastes like shit)
-it is being held in a large shed that smells like the cows exibition at the royal easter show
-thats because they didnt take the cows out of the shed first
-"amazing sound system" means a beat up '82 toyota corolla with the standard factory FM/AM radio and tape player with two mid range speakers in the middle of the dance floor
-you walk in and are confronted by a form of line dancing
-the DJ plays a remix of achy breaky heart and everyone gets up and dance
-one of the organisers tells you that the plastic sheeting covering everything is there because it is really easy to wash and that that is important cause blood stains scare away people away.
-there are thirty bouncers on the door and fifty more out back armed with water cannons, tear gas, cattle prods, battons and two 15mm ground fixed gattling guns, just in case it "gets a bit rowdy".
 
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