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You know you're an Etard when...

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- You have to go to the bathroom right as it's starting to hit you. You sit down in the porta potty, and can't pee. So you stare at the wall in front of you trying to concentrate so you can pee ('cause you know you have to somehow), then 5 minutes of staring at the wall later you jolt suddenly and think "ohhh whoa.. how did I get in here" and you still haven't peed, so you leave because you're so fucked up.

- You think if everyone at a rave would just hug the cops when they bust it they'll see your side of things and allow you to continue raving.

- You read allllll the reports on pillreports.com, good, bad, your area, overseas, and end up having nightmares from all the pipe stories, double dropping really strong pills, and good dreams about rolling off specific new ones.

- When you chew your gum into some sort of liquid paper like mixture, and then you have to show all your friends (and anyone else around) what just happened while saying "wow, i'm sooo fucked up, look at my gum... this used to be gummm"

- You drop a sucker at a rave, and have to stop your bf/gf/friends who are walking with you, point to the lolly on the floor, and look at them with the saddest puppy dog eyes, as if it were nearly the end of the world.

- You actually let creepy, older, sweaty guys gives you massages.

- You made a shirt made entirely out of kandi, pony beads.

- When there's a million amazing things you want to say to the person next to you, but before being able to say them, you make eyecontact and just smile, and you're convinced they already knew exactly what you were gonna say.

- You plan what outfit you're going to wear when you roll, even if you're staying at home rolling all alone.

- When you find a good, legit, pure pill and buy 20 of them for personal use, just to have stocked up.

- When you think wearing an D.A.R.E./anti-drug shirt or bracelet is the most hilarious, coolest thing to wear while rolling.

- If you're laying down with your legs up against a speaker, and you see a pill on a floor and you make the =O <-- face and grab it. Then realize there's a person next to you and rolls keep falling out of his pocket, and you slyly strike up a convo with him so that you can scooch the pills closer to you and pocket them without him knowing.

- You talk with a strange, weird lisp, and high pitched voice =P

- When being the only person sprawled out on the ground in the middle of the dance floor is perfect acceptable to you.

- When you meet someone during the beginning of the night (or before you've started rolling) then run into them again later on and you think it's the coolest things, and hug them like you've known each other for years or haven't seen them in a lifetime.

- You become convinced everything is better rolling, so you try: going out to movies, while working, walking, shopping, driving, writing, journaling, myspce/facebook, reading, sewing, watching TV. Just anything you do on a day to day basis. And you realize after doing this, that's you were obviously right, that ANYTHING is better when rolling.

- When you pawn all your movies and other random stuff NOT to buy pills, but to pay to get into the REALLY PRICEY raves, so that you can do your pills in the funnest atmosphere.

- When you honest to God believe that if everyone in the world did ecstasy at the same time we would come to a mutual understanding of each other and there would be world peace.
 
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today i was so e tarded let me tell u this crazy shit
i went up to my house to get my pills and my friends r waiting
in front with the car so i quickly run into my room get it and
then i start looking for my phone for like 10 min and im like where the
fuck this shit!! then my friends that r in the car call me and say r u coming
i was like im looking for my phone can u look in the car for it and then i realized that it was in my hands the whole time i was like dammm thats funny... i was like
this shit cant be happening any more so i gotta take a month long break but i
dont think ima do it i wanna roll tomorow =D
 
When you hear your phone ringing, pick it up off the table. Have a brief conversation. Decide that the person on the OTHER end must be on something, because they are making no sense. Hand the phone to a friend (its their problem now :p), only to be told that the object you just handed them is not a phone, and is in fact a water bottle.

Saw it happen =D
 
L3inad said:
When you hear your phone ringing, pick it up off the table. Have a brief conversation. Decide that the person on the OTHER end must be on something, because they are making no sense. Hand the phone to a friend (its their problem now :p), only to be told that the object you just handed them is not a phone, and is in fact a water bottle.

Saw it happen =D
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HAHAHAHA awesome.
 
First post. Should have introduced myself elsewhere, but after reading the ENTIRE thread for the past hour and a half, I can't help but share!

-When you basically cement yourself to the amplifiers at a breakbeat show all night, especially during the bass breaks.

-When you can feel your brain rattling inside your skull when doing the above.

-When everyone in the club knows you by the name 'Pupils'

-When you take 200mgs of MDA/molly at a festival and see 'friendly' tree demons pop out of stationary trees and begin rampaging wildly in an empty field.

-When you can't go a single day without thinking of the greatness that is MDMA.

-When you pretend like you're glowsticking when sober.

-When you dance like you do when you're rolling when you're sober.

-When you laugh your ass off at Pablo Francisco's 'Ecstasy' bit and conclude that most of what he says is in fact, true.

-When you intentionally induce nystagmus, bruxia, and trisma upon yourself while reading threads like these in hopes of inducing some sort of a psychological placebo rolling effect.

Guilty of all. ;)
 
I just had an eye exam and the tech shows bright lights and
patterns kind of like a light show. 8(

and it was so hard not to laugh when she said
"do you see the E?"

yup, I'm an E-tard.. ;)
 
After browsing bluelight for months going to my first rave (noctournal) and reading this entire thread I decided to finally register!

You know your an etard when:

You walk around while rolling dancing to the music stuck in your head with the biggest smile ever and don't care that everyone is looking at you.

You are paralyzed from the waves of pleasure and close your eyes and feel it flow throughout your body ignoring the security guards looking at you when you finally open your eyes.

You buy rolls off a friend just because they wanted to sell all of them by the end of the night and you would do anything to make them happy. You can never have enough rolls!

You are at a concert and you stand with your arms out to your side to feel the waves of bass over every part of your body.

etard for life!
 
You know your an Etard when the best feeling is taking a few caps, hearing a song that just does it for you (mine is Born Slippy or Where's Your Head At) and just closing your eyes and feeling the music so deep down in your body that you spin around in circles and you think no one is there but you. When the song ends you open your eyes and look around at everyone staring at you and you say "that was my song" and they all nod cause they know exactly what you mean.
 
Also you know your an etard when you introduce yourself as another name when your rolling so when people come up and say hi you know you met them while you were rolling.
 
When instead of saying "rolling balls" to describe your roll, saying "im so ENHANCED right now" bahaha.
 
gelleng said:
Also you know your an etard when you introduce yourself as another name when your rolling so when people come up and say hi you know you met them while you were rolling.
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haha the "rave name"
mines ruby roo... as you can see lol
there's actually a lot of people that only know me as that and have no clue what my real name is LOL
 
Ruby Roo said:
haha the "rave name"
mines ruby roo... as you can see lol
there's actually a lot of people that only know me as that and have no clue what my real name is LOL
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It's not really a rave name persay, It's just me adding my middle name to my first name, it's a very good way to remember where you met someone.
 
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