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You know you're a junkie when...

*When you wake up with your face in the soup bowl, and the whole restaurant is angrily staring at you (true one, in the early glorious days when you actually got high and nodded, not just not-sick.)
 
-when you eat 18 nutmeg nuts cause you read on Erowid it will get you high...

-when you eat the shroom caps right out of the cow patties cause its getting pretty late and the bottle of tequilla is empty.

mine arent as good as everyone elses.. this kinda makes me feel better about myself. LOL. you guys are all crazy! i cant drink pepsi anymore because i used that to wash down the nutmeg and now the thought of pepsi makes me gag.
 
when you have a refillable butane plug jammed into the bottom of your bic lighter

even though you dust your room bi-weekly, you've got 1/8" inch layer of dust covering everything in your room, and 80% of it is actually meth dust from smoking daily

when the popular saying in town "suffer fish!" is from your experiments w/ dope
 
you might be a junkie . . .

if every penny in yuor moms coin jars is gone. you think she wont notice those.

when the people at the gas station won't cash in change anymore.

when you dealer actually starts to see the humor in you paying for drugs in coins.

when pick up hooker and very shady lloking hippy to try and find new hook ups.

when your grandma goes tothe harmacy to get needles she gets some for you to and even drops them by your house on her way home.

wehn you cant stoping tounge the scab from where that crack rocks sctually cut your fuckin gums.

if you can't find a tire gauge.

your nose goes numb at random for no reason.

if you can'f find a good vien.
 
-When you spend your workers comp money you get for the pain meds (for the broken leg, that you broke on purpose) on the black market, cause you can get a better deal.

-When you always have a spray bottle and a dirty rag with you, just in case you need to make some quick cash.
 
zekethemusicman said:
-When you always have a spray bottle and a dirty rag with you, just in case you need to make some quick cash.
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I can only pray that last comment is not autobiographical.
 
(some of these are selfexperienced, while the rest are friends or so called "friends" experiences)

-eagerly pick up empty pill packages just "to see what someone has been taking"

-when the first thing that spring to mind when talking about chances of getting cancer is chances of getting prescribed morph.

-when you cant consider doin benzo without a few beers.

-when the local narcs has a nickname for you.

-when the local narcs laughinly consider giving you your hasch back in change for a hug.. and you give in

-when you compile lists of the pills that actually has effects, their active components, label and company names, to help youreself and your friends remember and identify the "good ones".

-when youve smoked half your neighbours garden cus some file on the internet told you the herbs could get you high

-when you pick up half drunk beerbottles of the street, happily putting its misery (by beeing left alone) to an end .

-when you strain your vomits through a sock in order to recycle the alcohole (heard at rehab)

when you in lack of dope:

..take turns spinning your friends round and round on those spinnable chairs.

..take shitty sleeping pills cus "at least they are pills" and where the last ones around.

..take exess amount of womens prevention pills in hope of getting a kick.

..do those asmatics medicine you suck at for minutes at end.

..turning an appartment upside down for a day and ending up with 0.5 grams of hasch. (and youre totally happy)

..sniff lightergas.

..when you drink muchroom spores cus your friend never got around to plant them and gave them to you.



(very good thread i think, sickly but informative for those who are not at these points yet. and yet funny, and makes you wanna read more)
 
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when people think you're high when you're actually sober.

(you smoke so much your high look is considered your normal face)
 
person: "Trying to break your back so you can get onto a morphine / pethidine prescription (I didnt do it, but a mate tried! and succeeded)"

not true right??? tell me it aint
 
FareWellToFashion said:
Looking at every prescription bottle you have. Stealing pills from relatives/friends.

Giving your shoes away in exchange for some dope.
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Haha....Actually, me and a friend convinced another friend to sell his shoes. He almost did , and if he did, we coulda got a whole quarter vial instead of just a 10 strip. It was still funny to watch him walk around with one shoe and a sock peddling his other one to the people at our HS's football game. Oh yeah, it wasnt his shoe either! It was technically the ROTC's.

-When your internet history of your cell phone consists of only bluelight and Erowid.
-When you have an icon for every pill ident. program out there.
-When you actually have a special seasoned pan just for cookin ketamine.
 
dbighead2 said:
when people think you're high when you're actually sober.

(you smoke so much your high look is considered your normal face)
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ALWAYS!

Only I don't smoke ganja. :\
When I'm not high, all I do all day is lay around/sleep (unless I'm on BL). My dad checks my arms to see if I'm on H.
 
*sigh* Way too many of these fit me.

- You've checked you're medicine cabinet, in excess of 10 times, in the same night, thinking you've missed "something good"

-You found something good the 11th time.

-You've walked two hours in a -20C snowstorm to get to your local pharmacy. Finding them closed, you walked another 2.

-Your eyes dart around the room at the mention of any drug-related word.

-You become instant friends with anyone mentioning Opiates/Opioids.

-You capitalize the O in Opiates/Opioids

-You've considered cleaning houses, just to be able to check medicine cabinets.

-You're the friend, that your friends warn each other not to allow in the bathroom/medicine closet.

-Authority pays no mind to you stumbling down the street/hallway.

{*-You're not allowed into Safeway anymore, because you steal all the cups and coffee filters :\ (Codeine extractions)

-Your friends can find you by following the soggy aspirin trail*}

-When looking for you, a friend will first search alley's and door entrances

-Nobody tells you when they've got surgery or dental work done.

That's all I've got :p
 
looking through medications is like a really fun game, it's become a tradition with some of my friends.
 
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