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You know you're a junkie when...

Your taking the risk of stealing money from your job knowing their is cameras, knowing they have suspicion, knowing your on felony probstion, knowing you will go to state prison for 1.5-4 years if u violate probation
 
gugglebum said:
You know you're a junkie when ...

1. The list of the 10 last calls you made (from your mobile phone) includes 6 dealers, 2 friends who have friends who deal something, 1 girlfriend and one for your Mom.
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...and even your mom couldn't hook you up
 
xxanxx said:
DEA I can handle, it's those damn ninja's that get me....
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Theyre after you too? Damn, i thought it was just me. I guess thats what we get for pickin shrooms out of the sacred rock garden. Damn, 2 foot shrooms....no they couldnt just grow beside the road.:\

On another note, you know your a junkie when you set out your vitamins for the nex day and they include: 1 multivitamin, 1 tablet marinol, 1 percocet 10, two blue xanax, and a few other unknowns that "really fuck you up" which you traded in for your last multivitamins to some dipshit.
 
when you go to 711 for extra straws

you pull over because an ambulance in behind you only to be told otherwise

you think the gas pump sounds like dieselboy
 
AlphaNumeric said:
1. The list of the 10 last calls you made (from your mobile phone) includes 6 dealers, 2 friends who have friends who deal something, 1 girlfriend and one for your Mom.

...and even your mom couldn't hook you up
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Says who?
My momma's got the best rock in town!

That's why I turned out such a smooth motherfucker:
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All those years being around my mother's pimping friends sure taught me some style, baby!
 
when you think DJ Dieselboy must have something to do with heroin.. uses a lot.. use to deal.. because he's defintely not diesel.. in Asbury Park they refer to the young dope slangers as dieselboys.. connection!?!
 
when bumps in the pavement look like viens sticking outa the earth and u imagine jacking up mother nature with a giant speedball. :)
 
when you NEVER leave ur house, you just ask "friends" that pass by to buy u some "junk food" from the local shop and when the one day you do plan to go outside you almost got ran over by a car which has a numberbord "LSD666" ---> hence you deceide it's time to look for some XTC. 8(
 
you use snow or gatorade for liquid to inject your heroin, using any old soda can on the ground (cleaned up with a bit of spit). Sitting in the hallway of some burnt out dirty building

or stealing and selling cars

or crashing thru trust funds like no tommorrow

or stealing lying and being a scumbag

using friends bood clogged needles that are bent and dull as dull can be

You live off milkshakes, sourpatch kids, and heroin

You know when your a junky when you just dont give a fuck anymore... everyday life fades and junktime takes over.
 
.....you goto 3-4 different urgent cares a day and fake toothaches to get hydrocodone...
 
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