Clipped from RyanM's adderall addict thread.
* Regular conversation starts to contain some kind of malicious code only you seem to notice. They're trying to trick you into something!
* Food is something you chew, like gum, only to spit out after it looses flavor.
* You try resting your head on your arm, which is propped on your leg. Only to find yourself bouncing your head with your jumpy leg...
* You're constantly siphoning gas from other peoples tanks, because you spend all your gas money on dope.
* That fucking bastard making noise outside the window won't ever go away, you know it's nothing but get up to peer through the blinds everytime you hear it just in case.
* You've ripped apart the smoke alarm, vcr, alarm clock you never use, wall clocks, electrical outlets, light fixtures, spots on the walls, kitchen appliences, etc... because you thought there might of been a camera in them.
* You open you're door holding a crowbar, ready to swing.
* You've had your CD collection jacked more than 3 times in the last month, because you're letting to many damn tweakers in.
* You have more than two bottles of propane in the room with you.
* You have a cubboard full of acetone and sudafed.
* You take a piss in the bushes, and it makes the whole area smell so strongly of ammonia you have to leave.
* You fall asleep while walking and talking, crash into the ground, only to regain consiousness long enough to get in the car, where you pass out for a good 30 hours.
* You killed your fish trying to get him spun by adding dope to his water.
* You have your friends mother's alarm clock schedule memorized, so you can get off his computer long enough to get out into the living room and feign sleep while she gets up and goes to work. Because your friend already crashed, and you just sat up all night on his computer posting on bluelight.
* You hide in the shower of the second bathroom instead of feigning sleep, because you friends mom doesn't know you were over.
* You decide to smoke a little more dope while hiding in the shower from your friends mom.
* You're hiding in the shower from your friends mom with another friend, smoking dope.
* You have the audacity to ask a girl you've been talking to online for a while, who used to live near you, who is coming down to visit and see you for the first time, to make sure and shave her coochy for you if she doesn't already.
* You've mastered the art of making a pipe out of a lightbulb.
* You've had a webpage with instructions on how to make a pipe out of a lightbulb.
* You've had people call your cellphone and say "crackhead" and then hang up on you.
* You're hanging out with a guy that eats his boogers, because they really are mostly dope.
* You've had crystals form on your skin.
* You wander into school after being up for 4 days or so, looking completely gakked out. Sit down, write two full pages of random bullshit, then decide to make up some excuse about how your stomach hurts and you're tired. Then walk out and wander town for a few hours, stealing lightbulbs and benadryl, pop rocks and razor blades, bike gloves and chicken strips, then catch the bus and come home to crash.
* You have a boxcutter, straws, baggies, dope, a small shaving mirror, lightbulb, 6 lighters(2 of which are out of fluid), a zippo, two packs of ciggarettes, and a nice sized knife in your pockets.
* When you go into the local grocery store, clerks really do point to you and talk to each other.
* You dig up and write down 2-3 pages of information on Klonopin because one of your tweaker buddies asked you what they were, and if you could get a little info on them. Because he had some pills to sell, and didn't know much about them. Only to find out he had 3 pills, and had already sold them by the time you got back to his place and gave him all the info.
* You've dug up countless recipies for meth, and hand out the synth instructions like they hand out those little bibles in front of schools to all your tweaker buddies.
* You've mastered the art of blowing pipes out of those little glass tube's the rose's are in at 7/11.
* You buy those little tubes by the handful, make pipes, and sell them for $5 to all your tweaker buddies.
* You've done more hotrails than you can count over the course of the night, and seem to no longer have that 8 ball you got before the party started.
* You've smacked someone and taken the lighter away from them, because they are idiots and don't know how to smoke it the right way.
* You curse them and roast the bowl for them the rest of the night, constantly telling them to watch closely, because you're going to go bonzo if you catch them doing it wrong again.
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