You know you're a daft cunt when...

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Where is your 'here' Soso?

 

[Soso78]

Birmingham mate

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Birmingham mate

Ah, you're one of us then...

 

[Soso78]

Where you from

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Cheshire - but as I've said before, I am NOT a posh cunt...

 

[Soso78]

Oooooooo Cheshire la de fucking da lol

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

La de fucking da my arse. You've not seen the fuckin shit hole I live in. And I'm surrounded by cunts... (And that's just my family )

 

[Soso78]

Surrounded by cunts you say? U fit right in then.
To be fair I never been to Cheshire. Never been anywhere actually.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

For a Brummie, you sound surprisingly eloquent. You must be an immigrant...

 

[Soso78]

You wouldn't say that if you heard me talk, prob wouldn't understand a word, even other brummies struggle.

 

[Soso78]

Not immigrant generations born and bred in brum.
Prob immigrant somewhere down the line, blonde hair blue eyes so prob Viking grrrrr

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Do you know Jasper Carrot?

 

[Soso78]

Ye he my dads cousin

 

[CFC]

Cheshire is POSH FUBZ, it's like the Chelsea of the North.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Not now I'M here...

 

[zephyr]

Birmingham mate

Birmingham, Illinois.

 

[CFC]

Just chuck some broken furniture and dead rats out onto the streets

 

[Soso78]

No zeph the one true Birmingham in uk.

 

[zephyr]

I know that ya daft cunt

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Aw, Zeph's got a boyfriend