You know your a pothead when . . .

[ANDO420]

When you have a weed cupboard

- when you have a weed cupboard, but smoke so much that you never put the bong or anything in it.

 

[McFly]

When you take tweezers out to your car and pick bits of hash from the footwell and find enough for a good 2 or 3 bongs

 

[Aros2k]

your mind is totally blank

 

[tyler_fitz]

When you smoke with your buddy who happens to be an action pistol competition shooter when lil wayne comes on the stereo.

"man what if lil wayne hired you as a contract killa"

"yeah that shit would be tiiight, i'd be killin niggas all over the place, i wonder how much he'd pay me..."

"...probably a millie..."

and then later he asks for some ibuprofen and i give him that and some melatonin i had...

"what if when lil wayne sings 'i'm a pill poppin animal' he's just talkin about vitamins and supplements and stuff..."

"yeah but then he talks about sippin the syrup..."

"what if he just really likes maple syrup?"

 

[TripperKay]

when you go to a class and you say hi to your teacher and they say back "easy for you to say.."

 

[MistaJeff]

My friend does this:
Get so high you forget you have a bong or a lighter in your hand and stare into space until I finally get tell you to take the god damn hit (usually after 5-10 minutes) and the guy from Spain with a funny accent your smoking with laughs about it for days later.

 

[dr-ripple]

you know when your a pothead when spaghetti is an all day food item.

 

[chizzorock]

when the latest strain of the month thread in cannabis discussion....is from AUGUST...

just sayin LOL

 

[Shambles]

I'm presuming this hsas been said ad infintum, but you know you're a pothead when you smoke a lot of pot.