You know your a pothead when . . .

[naton]

When you wonder what other people do in their spare time

^definitely.

also, black/ash marks on your face that people point out to you at work, in class, etc.

when people in class look at you , stoned as sh8t, and ask "are you ok" to which you invariably reply "I'm extremely okay"

 

[mrezt]

when you're with people you normally dont hang out with and they keep looking like different people (happens to me all the time)

 

[ANDO420]

- When you have no spin (cigarette) so you just look in the ashtrey for a half smoked one.

- When you mull up so much that your chopping fingers are green.

- When smoking isnt something you get all excited about, its just something you do.

- When your mum and/or dad know you smoke weed but not cigarette (I smoke bongs infront of my mum all the time but she dont know I smoke cigs)

- When all the ppl at your school/work know you smoke pot, even if they dont.

- When you TRY and pack a bong thats already packed.

- When you TRY and smoke a bong that you thought you packed but you didnt.


* - When coming down from ANY drug (even pot) you need atleast a 1/4 to smoke or there's gona be a BAD time.

 

[Wizard666]

when you eat all your friends food

 

[Slay]

when you get hungry but you dont eat cuz you know eating kill the buzz

 

[RollinJ]

when you eat 11 bowls of wheaties, 2 sandwiches, and a fish steak in a 10 hour day

edit: i forgot 2 plums and an apple

 

[rhythmdaddy]

...When you take a one-hitter when you go to the grocery store, home improvement store, beer store, gas station...........

 

[cainnabelspawn]

i was smoking at my friends house one day and i had the munchies. i went to the freezer, took out a hot pocket and put it in the microwave for two minutes. 15 minutes later i remembered i had put a hot pocket in the micro and went back to check on it. by this time it's cold so i put it in for two more minutes. 15 minutes later i find myself realizing again that i'd forgotten about my hot pocket. i go and check on it and sure enough it's cold again. this happens about three more times and when i finally remember to check it after the two minutes were up it was burnt to shit. i just recently quit smoking but i think that was the moment i really realized i was a pothead.

When you keep putting your hot pocket in for 2 more minutes each time, even though it's already cooked.

 

[orangelicker]

when you cant think of anything funny to write on this post

 

[Deeman]

- You drive home and don't remember turning anywhere

- McDonalds staff in 3 different suburbs know who you are

- You drive to convenience store thats decidedly inconvenient to get to

- You call your mates over for a choof just so they can buy you munchies on the way over

- You find yourself watching Family Fued and cheering for a team

- Oprah makes you cry

 

[johanneschimpo]

When someone asks you what you did over the weekend and you give them a blank stare

When someone asks what you did 5 minutes ago and you give them a blank stare

 

[johanneschimpo]

also, black/ash marks on your face that people point out to you at work, in class, etc.

Where I come from that means you smoke heroin.
Oh, to be so innocent.

 

[`bLow?]

When you wonder what other people do in their spare time

best.response.ever

i am constantly trying to figure out what in god's name i used to do before drugs.

cuz i have no fucking clue.

 

[ChemicalSmiles]

Thats not a good thing

 

[GenericMind]

When all your home's water faucet screens are missing.

 

[crzyk8]

when your idiot flatmate vacuums up your last nug and you pour out the contents to look for it

When you use the word "trippy" more than 4 times a day

When you call in sick to work, and spend the day smoking up with friends

When you have a weed cupboard

when most of your knives have that tell-tale burnt patch on them

When you bore people to death with your revelations about colours and angles and the whole philosophy buzz

 

[alanwatts]

On your drivers license under 'eye color' it says "Red".

You have a bottle of iso alcohol solely for cleaning your paraphanalia.

When you go to a friends house for the first time, you're thinking- "This here would make an Excellent grow room".

All of the jars in the house are full of weed.

Half of your T-shirts have burn holes from poorly handled joints.

You have bumper stickers like- "DARE- To think for yourself"

 

[GottaGrind$]

^^taking that to the next level, i bought a bunch of new plain tees when the summer started and literally by the end of the week almost all of them had blunt holes in em...it was really wierd i just couldnt hold onto a blunt that week.

anyways, you know ur a pothead when you are guilty of 90% of the things in this thread and half of them had you laughing out loud cuz u think about how true it is.

and on the subject of adjusting to go without munchies, has anoyone else had to stop eating munchies cuz their always broke and ended up getting like anti-munchies when they smoke? I eat less when im high now its wierd..

 

[Dexhead]

When one is driving down the freeway and discovers he passed his exit ooo about 30 minutes ago. Swim always has the tendency to just drive and not pay attention to shit. Fucking weed, swim hates it!

 

[Helios.]

you know you're a pothead when...

You have no money?