You know your a pothead when . . .

[bagera tomorrow]

When gravity takes on a another dimension.

 

[asianfreek]

you're sitting in front of the tv 3 am in the morning covered in crumbs of food feeling so fucking stuffed you consider throwing it all up but by then its too late cause you've fallen asleep.

 

[no0b]

when u forget how to breathe, and catch yourself thinking that every breath is your last because you think u overdosed from smoking too much
or when u start doin some miss cleo sh't and all of the sudden have some crazy ability to tell everyone's future., or when u stare at an l.e.d. light in the pitch black and start thinking you're the only lifeform left lost somewhere in some deserted galaxy
---> or when stale spaghetti and flat soda never tased so good in your life
___________________________

 

[247]

i once smoked a pipe with matches and when i was done i threw the last match into my trashcan full of plastic wrappers and such.

the whole thing caught fire i didnt even notice. i would have kept my eyes glued to the screen hadn't it been my neighbours from above shouting saying "Oh my god what is that fucking smell? That kid is smoking weed again!"

I tried to shout back that i hadn't been smoking and that it was the traschan which had ignited, but it was too late cause they had closed their window.

 

[Akoto]

when the white of your eyes are completely red

 

[paradoxcycle]

Merged threads.
-Pdx

 

[Tiesto]

when the white of your eyes are completely red

happens everytime a blaze. the more i smoke, the darker the shade of red they go. sometimes it gets to the point of changing my actual eye colour. i love freakin ppl out with my eyes cuz seriously they get about this red:

 

[yepyepwoah]

You start watching several TV shows at once by channel flicking. You get interested in all of them and forget what you were watching originally.. Then when you do remember what you were watching, u get pissed off bc you missed a shitload of it!!

ahahha. this is me all the time, but high it's sooo bad.

 

[Cyrus]

when you look at your friend from an angle and he looks like the rat from teenage mutant ninja turtles

 

[ChemicalSmiles]

when you look at your friend from an angle and he looks like the rat from teenage mutant ninja turtles

LOFL!!!!!

I have seen my friends look like bear, a rat, and other animals. LOL! I get this shit all the time when im really high.


-weez

 

[Endless Night]

when you go to do the same thing 5 times

and when you come down you find out it still inst done

 

[swilow]

When you wake up, after a refreshing sleep, ready to take on the world, have a smoke and go straight back to bed.

 

[Deeman]

no matter how fucked you are, you can still roll a joint perfectly!!!

 

[DrUgMeSaNe]

i once smoked a pipe with matches and when i was done i threw the last match into my trashcan full of plastic wrappers and such.

the whole thing caught fire i didnt even notice. i would have kept my eyes glued to the screen hadn't it been my neighbours from above shouting saying "Oh my god what is that fucking smell? That kid is smoking weed again!"

I tried to shout back that i hadn't been smoking and that it was the traschan which had ignited, but it was too late cause they had closed their window.

i laughed so hard when i read that

 

[DrUgMeSaNe]

you think the whole world has a master plan to fool you

ahhh i no! it does!

 

[New]

When you invent the word toasted, because that's how it FEELS! It doesn't feel like being baked!

 

[HazeEM]

this is a personal experience from when i was smoking multiple times a day and when it happened i really knew i was a pothead..

i was smoking at my friends house one day and i had the munchies. i went to the freezer, took out a hot pocket and put it in the microwave for two minutes. 15 minutes later i remembered i had put a hot pocket in the micro and went back to check on it. by this time it's cold so i put it in for two more minutes. 15 minutes later i find myself realizing again that i'd forgotten about my hot pocket. i go and check on it and sure enough it's cold again. this happens about three more times and when i finally remember to check it after the two minutes were up it was burnt to shit. i just recently quit smoking but i think that was the moment i really realized i was a pothead.

 

[ANDO420]

When you have a green thumb print (all the time)

 

[ChemicalSmiles]

When you spend ALL your money on pot and never buy other shit even when you need it. Im guilty of this lately

 

[somnifile86]

when you laugh for three hours straight, and then almost die from choking on the white castles you're eating.