You know your a pot head when ...

[Swift Serenity]

when u cum at the site of dank

 

[FrostSA]

^ Dude, that sounds like a nasty case of premature ejaculation

 

[skeettls]

When no matter what drug you're on, weed will always make it better :D

 

[MordecaiLives]

yo dawg, i heard you like weed, so we put a joint in your joint so you can smoke weed while you smoke weed.

...if you get this reference and thought it was funny.^^^

 

[snowboarder88]

when before doing or thinking about anything not stoned, you get soned.

 

[DJ 303]

you lose your shit entirely and cant smoke weed socially for two years

 

[BTrips]

everytime you go somewhere you think "now, if i were smoke here... how would i do it while remaining undetected"

 

[RedRum OG]

when you walk by some woods or somthing and you look carefully around you to see if theres any wild weed growing. and youre so into it you run into a sign.

 

[papadelicious]

when you can't remember entire months...

 

[carpe diem]

when your eyes being white is a suprise

 

[chairmanma084]

when u go buy an 8th the morning after picking up 2oz...just to be on the safe side

 

[tyler_fitz]

when you quit smoking for a week because you want your tolerance to go down. then you realize you haven't seen any of your friends in a week because they're all smoking without you.

 

[Swift Serenity]

^ Dude, that sounds like a nasty case of premature ejaculation

i was kidding. lol

 

[rollinrollinrollin]

when it's really quite and you say " Damn I'm fucking blown." and everyone starts laughing,.

 

[burn2shine]

When you walk around with a big stupid grin because you're trying to hold back laughter.

when you buy a pack of phillies and roll them all at once.

You're stoked when you light up a blunt and nobody else wants a hit.

You started buying rolled cigs to practice rolling joints

You can roll a joint as fast as your friend can smoke a bowl

You smoke that shit till your fingers burn

You've started doing things not stoned... just to switch it up

People notice when you're not stoned and ask you if you're alright.

You've ever made edibles and ate five at a time because they tasted so good

 

[fiendwithoutaface]

if ur real ripped and the car is so hot, but u forget about the a/c and drive around lookin for shade instead

 

[tyler_fitz]

when you post the same shit in this thread twice

 

[burn2shine]

When you log in with the wrong user name whenever you try to sign into BL

When your idea of cutting back is buying schwag instead of dank

 

[kzorro]

When you resort to smoking spice and spice a like products in order to pass a piss test

 

[PinkStrawberries]

your white ceiling looks a little off-white from the pot smoke resin that has collected at the top

the only time you feel noticably high is during/after the first smoke of the day

you have a collection of High Times magazines chilling on your bathroom floor

there is more than enough weed to roll a fat one just laying on the floor under your living room coffee table

you have perfected the cross joint