You know your a pot head when ...

[Rahcookiemonster]

When you have a 12 hour break from smoking and come to the conclusion that it should do the trick for lowering your tolerance. Wait, fuck it, 10 hours.

 

[coelophysis]

When you have something to say in this thread.

 

[Ason Unique]

When you try growing weed in your backyard.

You scrape resin out of your pipe.

You don't like using DXM without weed.

 

[sunshine swimmer]

when coming home to pull cones after a big night of party is the highlight of your night :D

sooooo many nights!!! nothing better then coming home after a good/big night out and smashing down some bongs!!

 

[FrostSA]

When you mistake your hair for part of your hoodie, and try and push it back

 

[FlowMotion]

When you got so high you got lost on a staircase at night. Yeah my depth perception was kind of shot.


FM

 

[stonedandrolling89]

^lmao, that shit happens to me.

when you buy weed before you run out of weed.

when you rationalize smoking another one because it's already been ONE WHOLE HOUR since you last toked up, MAN!

when the smell coming from your pocket makes you smile.

 

[Roninjutsu]

when you stand in front of a mirror, laughing hysterically while watching yourself eat cereal out of the box.

 

[stonedandrolling89]

^ i'll second that one.

 

[leigh12]

when you get the word "Tetrahydrocannabinol" tattood across your shoulder
blades in old english writing

 

[Jibult]

when you get the word "Tetrahydrocannabinol" tattood across your shoulder
blades in old english writing

I seriously hope that's a hypothetical "you know you're a pothead when..."

 

[hebb22]

When your finger tips are orange

 

[Once Charmed]

...when you know just how much weed to smoke to get to the "Land of I Don't Give a Shit."

...when your neighboorhood high-schoolers ask you where you get your weed (and you're 45 years old!).

....when cottonmouth is the usual state of your mouth.

I'm in the Land of I Don't Give a Shit....thank G-d for herb!

OC

 

[hoxie08]

when you act like a crackhead and steal 150 dollars worth old coins, thats just face value (that a friends mom got from her deceased father) then steal 40 dollars from her purse the very first night you go to that persons houses.

speaking from experience on that^, potheads who act like crackheads deserve a beatdown and nothing else. not fun going to a friends house to see their mom crying because the only memories from her father stolen because some stupid shit wanted to get high for a few nights.

 

[wayyybaked]

when your best friend got a key cut to your apartment because she knows that even at 10am you'll be too stoned to walk 2 blocks to her.

when all 3 of your dealers say you buy too much lol

when you live without food for a week just so you can get an oz

when you cant eat, sleep, leave the house or have sex without smoking a minimum of 5 bongs

 

[wayyybaked]

when you get the word "Tetrahydrocannabinol" tattood across your shoulder
blades in old english writing

Dude, you gotta complete the name. Its tetrahydrocannabinol9

 

[wayyybaked]

when you havent gone a full 24 hours without getting high for 3 years and even then that was only a 5 day vacation (and i was able to buy a gram from some dude at the local best buy and was able to get high after about 2 days on vacation in ohio, good weed too for a random pick up in the Canton Area), i'd say in the last 6 years i have prob not smoked a total of 14 days maybe

i dont care what anyone says when you like good weed and smoke a quarter a week it gets to be an expensive habit

thats true, i feel your pain. ive been going through a half every 8 days and i just recently lost my job. Its an expensive habit

 

[xtc121]

When u start sprouting stems

 

[Swift Serenity]

when u start making love to the dank

 

[death from above]

when you find yourself scouring your bedroom floor for bits of bud to make one more cone.