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You know your a pot head when ...

When you spend 25 minutes making a sourdough, turkey, avocado, tomato, dijon mustard, jalepeno jack cheese, lightly toasted sandwich... and 45 seconds to devour it all.

When you get excited as hell to leave work, not because you're off work, but because you know you got some bomb ass weed at home waiting.

When you have a collection of over 60+ medical marijuana prescription bottles - all empty - all enjoyed and smile every time you see em.

When you don't wanna move from so cal because cannibus clubs are like candy shops you couldn't live without.

You hate that THC stays in your system for more than a week....

...because you have weekly drug tests :(
 
When you look for something and its in your hand.

You put the kettle in the fridge after making tea.

You could have put a kid though college with the money you have spent on lighters.

You walk around for hours with the end of an empty ciggarette behind your ear.
 
when your friend come over to your house, and immediately starts packing a bowl w/o asking. You smoke it, then another friend comes over and packs one up.... wash, rinse, and repeat. so you just stay at your house getting hiiigh aaaaaalllll daaaayyy.
 
you get in a fight with your bowl/bong/piece because it cheated on you with one of your friends :(
then you decide you cant stay mad at it.. and to make up for the fight, you go and buy another bong to keep it company
youve needed papers so bad you tried to use notebook paper or a leaf off a tree.
 
when you look out the window of a car at night, see a bunch of cars at some place get really curious about whats going on and then you find out it was a car dealership. True stroy.
 
when you think of weed you do the homer simpson: 'mmmm... *drool* bud...mmmm'
your dream meal is a kief sandwich for the main course, special tea to drink, and space brownies for desert.
 
^^but then the shit just turns out to be the biggest ass-rip ever because of all that white castle
 
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When you're walking and you see someone ugly or something funny, you laugh really hard in the middle of the sidewalk and then keep on walking with the biggest smile on your face for at least half of your walk, a few giggles here and there, but then you go back to a very stressed face.. cause you're walking.
 
when the only time you get up off the couch is 2 go find that bag of weed u just had even after u smoked it
 
You have a wide range of pieces all with a special place around your bedroom or house. All aforementioned pieces have been named using some kind of stoner pun.

When your name on BL is "JointsNRoaches"...

You have professional horticulture equipment and know how to use it--but you work at McDonald's

When you carry your blunts like smokers carry their cigarettes

What was the question?
 
when you think you have jumped on to 272 bus when in fact you have boarded the down syndrome express packed with mongols and find it fitting and appropriate to point, laugh and pull faces!
 
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