"You Guys! What A Fucking Relief! . . .

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You Guys!

What a fucking relief!

I had evidence gathered and I was actually pretty certain that my girlfriend was cheating on me with my roommate!

But it turns out that all along, she's just been fucking his twin brother.

 

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i would really enjoy hearing your delivery on your jokes. this is a good one.