You Fuckers! I NEVER Do These...

THE BASICS...

1. Name as it appears on your birth certificate? ------------
2. Nicknames? Jazzy J (not found of it), Dogface (thanks katie)
3. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake? no cake and no party
4. Date of birth? 11-20-1970
5. Starsign? Scorpio
6. Pets? An 11 year old Akita
7. Height? 5' 11.5" (gotta add the .5 cause chicks like tall guys I hear)
8. Weight? 190lbs
9. Eye colour? Hazel
10. Hair colour? shaved
11. Piercing? ears but I don't use the holes anymore
12. Tattoos? one on each arm and one on my back
13. Birthplace? Somewhere outside of Philadelphia
14. Do you have a job? nope
15. Do you have any lookalikes? all us bald white guys look alike


HAVE YOU OR HAVEN'T YOU...

16. Been in love before? Yes
17. Been drunk? ummm.... I'm a Darksider
18. Been so drunk you passed out? See number 17
19. Been involved in a car crash? Quite a few
20. Had the drink Calypso Breeze? I do not have a vagina
21. Been toilet-papered? no i haven't
22. Tried Marijuana? More than tried
23. Gone skinny-dipping? yes I have
24. Dyed your hair? once had a mohawk. apparently dark red turns to pink after showering. I looked REAL tough after that mistake
25. Been handcuffed? by girlfriends and the police
26. Been convicted of a crime? define 'convicted'
27. Stolen anything from someone else? junkies tend to do that kind of thing on occasion
28. Stolen anything from a hotel room? towels, soap, shampoo, etc.
29. Voluntarily looked at pornography? Absolutely
30. Started a rumour to hurt someone else? most likely


RANDOM QUESTIONS...

31. What was the name of your childhood blanket? don't remember
32. Which single store would you choose to go on a shopping spree in? Macy's
33. What do you do most often when you are bored? sleep
34. What words or phrases do you overuse? 'gotcha', 'you fucker', 'motherfucker', 'dude', 'yo'
35. Pet hates? not really sure if I can list just one
36. Best things? dogs, computers, music, sex
37. Bedtime? it varies
38. Most philosophical thought? I'm not the most profound person in the world
39. If you could have a starring role in any TV show, which would you choose? Hells Kitchen
40. If you had three wishes, what would they be? removal of my obsession for drugs, stability, self-confidence
41. What's your worst nightmare? immortality
42. Your most hated school subject? religion
43. Which is more important, sex, love or friendship? love
44. What would be the first thing you would do to change the world? unity among people
45. Do you watch Big Brother? absolutely not
46. What do you think of reality TV? fake
47. Which celeb would you most like to sleep with? celebs have egos which is a HUGE turn off
48. Are you a virgin? I wish I was at times so I could have an excuse for my sexual naivete
49. How often do you surf the net? all the time (even while driving)
50. What are four unusual facts about yourself that most people don't know? 'Stonewall' Jackson is a distant relative, I learned 'ape language' from Edgar Rice Burroughs Tarzan novels when I was a kid, I can make fart noises by pressing my hands together
 
Whoa- You're most hated class was religion?!?!?! Explain.
And what is up with a calypso breeze????
Love that you included .5 hahahaha
The grass is always greener- PIP wishes he was shorter (he is 6'6" or depending on the shoes on 6'7" ...... he hates being so tall :)

oh and - hell's kitchen- you cook?? we will have to talk food sometime.

Scorpio huh? Sun moved into your sign less than an hour ago :)
Would like to see your chart sometime- you are a cusp person.....

more i'd comment on but i'll leave it there!
 
Yeah, I was expelled from public school and my parents enrolled me in a catholic school. It wasn't a good time.

Calypso Breeze sounds like a 'chick drink'. I'd probably get my ass kicked if I ever ordered one! Not a sexist, just a matter of 'black eye prevention'

I've never really had my chart done. I have all kinds of info on how to do it but never made the attempt. I'm scorp with sag tendencies which is pretty cool (for me)
 
^You could PM me you birthdate/time and place -
Time needs to be exact..... it might be on your birthcertificate.
 
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