You better you better you bet...

[Tinker55]

Not fan of the on-line variety of casino. If I am going to lose money and get entertained, I'd rather play in person.

Can anyone explain consistent luck with slot machines? I've kept track in a casual way over the last 10 years and I estimate I am not only even but actually win about 75%.

 

[BecomingJulie]

Well, I have made a spreadsheet with the necessary formulas for betting on 5 matches. You simply enter the amount you wish to win (at B1); the bookmaker's odds for each match being a win (home or away, as per your prediction) or a draw (over B3-H7); and select which lines you wish to cover for insurance, or not (in column D, rows 9 et seq). Columns J and K are used for some intermediate calculations, in order to simplify some of the formulas.

You can download it here.

Comments and corrections welcome I have entered all the odds as 1:1 (= even stevens) initially, just to get rid of "division by zero" errors. This highlights a problem with insuring bets that already have short odds

 

[brimz]

I've recently been dabbling in this online gambling bollocks (Bet365).


Does anyone know a foolproof method for getting obscenely rich overnight?

£138 net + on Monday have self excluded 4 a few days now

 

[dan88]

www.profitaccumulator.co.uk All you need

I make between £500-1000 a month from matched betting. With one £1400 monthly total when the Cheltenham gold cup was on and I got lucky with the free spins at casumo. Its a nice little 2nd income.

Best advice I can give is to start with a couple hundred, sign up to Profit Accumulator, (costs £23 a momth but well worth it, plus it shows you how to make £40 without paying), then work through the basic and advanced offers till you've made around 2000. Thats when you can start taking money out the pot. Oh and don't forget to mug bet, or you'll end up banned in no time.

Risk free cash

 

[ColtDan]

I make between £500-1000 a month from matched betting. With one £1400 monthly total when the Cheltenham gold cup was on and I got lucky with the free spins at casumo. Its a nice little 2nd income.

What the fuck

 

[ponch]

I used to be in to matched betting and also smashing casino/bookies sign up bonuses. Made a good few grand out of it.

However as mentioned above the bookies don't like winners, it became harder and harder to make any money. I'm still limited at paddy power now about 6 years on. They let me bet about 5p on Wimbledon, the generous cunts.

 

[ponch]

If a mod could put my last deleted post onto that one ^ that would be great. I appear to be completely unable to forum.

 

[dan88]

Look it up Dan, although the bookies are getting wise to it, and its harder to make money, theres still plenty of people making 2k+ a month from it.

Yeah I've been gubbed at paddys and genting ponch, I make most of my cash from accas now

 

[ponch]

William hill used to run some promos where you could play on their slots/fruit machines up to 10 or 20 quid and they would refund you if you didn't at least make your money back. You need to keep a spread sheet of the URL you played the game on, promo reference number and maybe a screenshot of the promo because they would more often than not conveniently forget to refund you if you lost your money. They always did if you went on live chat and spoke to someone but it was a ball ache keeping on top of it.