You and Your Stupid Little Penis

[Xherrus]

Big Man with a Big Dick tearing off a Big Piece.
"Hey, haven't I seen you around here before?"
You think I want that thing inside me?!!
"Baby... it's not you, it's me."

I'm sick of your little games.
"Ever fought against a one-eyed snake? Hur hur hur."
Please show me a bit of respect.
"Those pretty little ***** of yours..."


"Hey, how's it going?"
You and Your Stupid Little Penis.

"Has anyone ever told you your eyes are like the sunset?"
You and Your Stupid Little Penis!

"Oh f*** I'm going to cum..."
You and Your Stupid Little Penis.

"Hahah yeah bro, she was a good piece of ass."
You and Your Stupid Little Penis!!!


Can I cut this thing off and throw it away? It's just a nuisance.

 

[jaymie]

hahahaha. very fucking poignant.

 

[DarkPoet]

Ouch!