X, DMT and Acid (at once)

[percozakk]

Okay so the band tool in their earlier year experimented with alot of psychedelics. They have a song called Rosetta Stoned which is basically about the ultimate trip. the lead singer meets an alien, says hes the chosen one etc. ill post lyrics.
Now im 99% sure this is based off of a real trip, but i wanted t get your opinions.
i mean the song is so intense you think it had to be real.
what do you think?

Alrighty, then ... picture this if you will.

10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes,
In my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy
When a flaming stealth banana split the sky
Like one would hope but never really expect
To see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime
And stopping right at my Birkenstocks,
And me yelping...

Holy fucking shit!

Then the X-Files being,
Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan
With Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of
Vanilla Chig Champa
Did a slow-mo Matrix descent
Outta the butt end of the banana vessel
And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw,
And my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip,
And all I could think was:
"I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice
That I pissed my fuckin' pants."

So light in his way,
Like an apparition, [that]
He had me crying out,
"Fuck me
It's gotta be
The Deadhead Chemistry
The blotter got

on top of me
Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T!"

And after calming me down
With some orange slices
And some fetal spooning,
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said, "You are the Chosen One,
The One who will deliver the message.
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
And a warning for those who do not."
Me. The Chosen One?
They chose me!!!
And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school.

You'd better...
You'd better...
You'd better...
You'd better listen.

Then he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down
This is so real
Like the time Dave floated away
See, my heart is pounding
'Cause this shit never happens to me

I can't breathe right now!

It was so real,
Like I woke up in Wonderland.
All sorta terrifying
I don't wanna be all alone
While I tell this story.
And can anyone tell me why
Y'all sound like Peanuts parents?
Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real
Finally, it's my lucky day
See, my heart is racing
'Cause this shit never happens to me

I can't breathe right now!

You believe me, don't you?
Please believe what I've just said!
See the Dead ain't touring
And this wasn't all in my head.
See, they took me by the hand
And invited me right in.
Then they showed me something
I don't even know where to begin.

Strapped down [to] my bed
Feet cold [and] eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Can't remember what they said
God damn, shit the bed.

Hey ...

Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be the One
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending,
To write it down for all the world to see.

But I forgot my pen
Shit the bed again ...
Typical.

Strapped down [to] my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Sunkist and Sudafed *
Gyroscopes and infrared
Won't help, I'm brain dead
Can't remember what they said
God damn, shit the bed

I can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said to make me out to be a hero
Can't remember what they said
Bob help me!
Can't remember what they said

[We] don't know, [and we] won't know (x12)

God damn, shit the bed!​

 

[karona]

I done this combo before. Though normally would not as to love the different buzzes each can give. I noticed during the peak at a festi while smoking dmt all night and while on the peak.

Seemed as if while on both peaks and smoking the DMT seemed to be an on overwhelming body load and mind fuck. Though visuals really were not noticed. At other times of the trip while not peaking on the X, visuals were immense.

Seemed like i was 1000lbs and cemented to a bench while sitting on it. Remembering. Damn, i've taken a lot of shit though this is hard to keep my grip!

Indeed words cannot describe. This is why i don't get into trip reports but is a Hell Of a Combo for sure!

 

[rutterback]

Love the song... I dunno if it was a real trip or not...sounds like one of there cookouts from outside the boundary line at Area 51...

 

[The Hebrew Hammer]

Strapped down [to] my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Sunkist and Sudafed *
Gyroscopes and infrared
Won't help, I'm brain dead
Can't remember what they said
God damn, shit the bed

Am I the only person that thinks these lyrics seem sort of forced and in a childish rhyming pattern?

I believe they are an excellent band, but this just sort of seems generic, even though there is nothing generic about what he is describing, just seems sort of low level , maybe infantile poetry?

Ill leave now before I get flamed by major toolheads