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Dear Santa,

I wish...
for our condo to sell by the end of the month
for our move into our next home in Virginia be smooth in all aspects
for me to be easy when I have to take a weed hiatus for my future employer
for me to piss clean and never be tested again during my employment

Thank you Santa
I need your positive vibes.
 
...I think what I want are more like miracles...heh
I want to not be bipolar. I want my mom to get better. I want to win the mega millions.

Dear Santa, PLEASE!!
 
I can`t afford christmas and unless he has connections to the big man and free will, nothing that fat hairy pervert could ever give me would ever be wanted - truely.

EDIT- Only thing i WANT for x-mas is my bestfriend back (as it reads in my blog -if interested to read), and maybe to be able to be able afford a x-mas my kids deserve but doubt either will be possible. Oh and maybe I shall wish that my ex-fiancee doesn't have cancer and that his TB isn't coming back too, oh and that he can get in the hospital in time to get the lung fluid extracted before he dies.

Can I Wish That?

So fuck christmas, bah humbug!
 
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Dear Santa: For Christmas I would ever so love an ounce of crystal meth.

Speaking of which, I reckon Santa must be on a shitload of meth, to race around the entire world in one night...
 
Dear Santa: For Christmas I would ever so love an ounce of crystal meth.

Speaking of which, I reckon Santa must be on a shitload of meth, to race around the entire world in one night...

That or a good load of PV or speed =D
 
^ Indeedy! Maybe, instead of the usual milk and cookies, I should leave Santa a bag of speed. :D
 
teenage girls seeking acceptance via poorly chosen methods.

haha I laughed so like a creeper to this. Not that I could stand teenage girls for anymore than 2 seconds. Cringe.

Preorder of Mass Effect 2, the hope of finding a decent job (better than the crap one I have), not to be diagnosed with anything, good sleeping patterns, my bills all caught up and paid,
a distinct lack of paranoia. Thanks Santa ;)
 
Santa works in funny ways.

1) My bestfriend back
2) my own place
3) a job that pays more than min. wage.
4) sex, real sex, real real sex not butt sex, the vagina needs some action before cobwebs start to form. Not battery operated.
5)More S & M sex, that shit is fun
6)play station 3 with games
7)to win the lottery.



I'll settle for #1-5 though. We can negotiate santa.....Ive been good... i swear..... *evil grin* lol
 
Santa could you please deposit approximately 30k into my bank account to get me debt free?

I would also like a 8ball of coke, Pure MDMA, and an unlimited supply of oxy's.. Probably too much to ask for though :(
 
Hey Chris,
Below notes my "wants" even though I probably don't deserve it. However some part of me still feels entitled, so hear me out and when I have the money I may make some sort of donation or something.

I want to win the Lottery that I do not actually play.

With this money, I will purchase a pair of Emu Stinger Hi boots.
A lot of mind expansion.
A ton of mental decompression.
And some inhibition.

Thanks and I'll leave you some marzipan.
 
hmn. now that im not batshit insane anymore and in a good state of mind...... my wishes....

1)try to work things out with bestfriend
2)try some kick ass drugs that ive never tried before and get totally fucked
3)get fucked
4)have sex
5)make love
6)have fun in 2010
7)have a kick ass new years and hope that i can with a friend OR friends instead of underage kids.
8)win the lottery..... but i dont play it.....but one can dream LOL

just no coal this year dude, that's all I ever got and Ive been good...well....pretty good :)
 
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