Write six-word stories

[JackiePeyton]

Better than molesting a goat, yes?

 

[Waffle Sock]

Male goats have really large testicles.

 

[JackiePeyton]

Male goats can buck u hard

 

[Waffle Sock]

Postal buck mails no fee mail.

 

[JackiePeyton]

Post office lady is a bitch

 

[Waffle Sock]

Post office lady grabbed my package.

 

[JackiePeyton]

My package arrived from Shanghai finally

 

[Waffle Sock]

Special delivery: Atomic bomb. Chinese Army.

 

[gr33n3y3z]

My delivery is late, I wait.

 

[JackiePeyton]

Space monkey mafia hula hoops, Castro

 

[Waffle Sock]

Attempted jugular cannulation. Missed. Call ambulance.

 

[JackiePeyton]

Apply pressure. Call Nurse Jackie stat.

 

[Waffle Sock]

Hellooo nurse. Animaniacs quote. Cartoon nostalgia.

 

[JackiePeyton]

A hard, rotten banana. I bit.

 

[Waffle Sock]

Ouch! That wasn't a rotten banana!

 

[JackiePeyton]

It was. I assure you, yuck

 

[Waffle Sock]

No weed? Smoke a banana peel.

 

[JackiePeyton]

I have heard about that one

 

[Waffle Sock]

If true, they would outlaw fruits.

 

[JackiePeyton]

how about spices like nutmeg maybe?