Write six-word stories

[Corazon]

fake it for one more show

 

[Mr.Scagnattie]

Another day and another bloody facepalm.

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

Neighbors suspect me of criminal activity.

 

[Mr.Scagnattie]

Neighbors have seen me get arrested.

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

Gotta love nosey fucking neighbors man.

 

[Corazon]

Water, water, everywhere, thirsty as hell.

 

[Mr.Scagnattie]

That is not an actual sentence.

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

Fill it, light it, smoke it.

 

[Ashley]

It stutters and spits hatred afar.

A.

 

[Bluesbreaker]

"We are all monsters", she cried.

 

[Bluesbreaker]

In this divine matter, everything hurts.

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

I love the food in Chicago.

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

1. Eating bacon while faded, good idea.

2. Cooking bacon while faded, bad idea.

 

[Bluesbreaker]

"Smoke then!", she yelled, throwing glasses.

 

[Mr.Scagnattie]

Get down on the floor bitches.

 

[Bluesbreaker]

Gandalf knocked on the heavy door.

 

[Bluesbreaker]

All these tears lost in rain.

 

[Just A Guy]

^^^ Blade Runner?

 

[Bluesbreaker]

^^^ Blade Runner?

Yes.

 

[Bluesbreaker]

I always count on my fingers.