Write six-word stories

[bunge]

The opposite of love is indifference.

 

[Bluesbreaker]

All alone in times of need.

 

[Bluesbreaker]

She was all dressed in leather.

 

[bunge]

With a butt plug in reserve.

 

[Mr.Scagnattie]

And a dildo ready and waiting.

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

Jpeg ladies never tell you No.

 

[Bluesbreaker]

Chaos ensues - dildo: "What a life".

 

[bunge]

Unfortunately....no vasaline to be seen.

 

[Bluesbreaker]

This is trite and vulgar -next.

 

[Bluesbreaker]

There was this city called Almeria.

 

[bunge]

Mostly a puritanical and prudish community...

 

[Bluesbreaker]

On the contrary, berbers enjoyed hash.

 

[Bluesbreaker]

They had hanging gardens of it.

 

[Leegrow]

There once was a high kid...

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

Hey hey what can I do?

 

[nuttynutskin]

There's dog shit on my shoe.

 

[Mr.Scagnattie]

Congratulations on locking up sick people.

 

[Bluesbreaker]

"Was that strange" he thought abruptly.

 

[bunge]

"lifes stranger then fiction" he quoted.

 

[Mr.Scagnattie]

Ship of all the silly haters